Sexy or Awkward

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share situations in the bedroom that could be considered sexy or awkward.

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00:00all right um let's do something a little different here we're gonna do is it sexy

00:11or awkward eye contact during sex sexy or awkward you gotta have some right you gotta have some

00:22yes you do sexy but not sustained no well it depends on how awkward that's an intense stare

00:29you're giving andy if like my eyes go crossed or something when stuff starts going real good yeah

00:35look away look away yeah you should learn to close your eyes you know right in that moment

00:43yeah if you know that's going to happen yeah 75 of people say sexy 25 say awkward uh this girl said

00:51i tried to be sexy had a huge crush on a guy started getting sexy time going wanted to impress

00:55him with my beager skills but i put this weenus in my mouth it felt like a tiny breakfast sausage

00:59thin short i didn't know what to do with it but i felt so bad i kept going and just never spoke to

01:06him again i had lifeless eyes the whole time jesus that's a dark-sided story

01:13it is dark-sided that's really dark it's a thursday pretty rough yeah that hurts a lot

01:20uh so the next one we want to touch on here as we play sexy or awkward is uh lap dance

01:26uh this from a different take though a text uh this woman said when a man tries to do a sexy dance

01:34i just can't take it seriously no i would never have anyone in this room sexy danced for a girl be

01:41truthful has anyone sexy danced for not to be funny but to be serious to be sexy to be serious never

01:49just james i think the request was serious but the dance didn't go over as i thought as sexy as i

01:55thought it was going to be so so you tried to sexy dance though yeah whatever whatever cody wants i'm

02:00going to try to yeah provide for her yeah what's me to dance in the man thong well i'm gonna give it

02:05the old college try james is all in i know listen god i don't feel bad but i love my wife she couldn't

02:15sexy dance for me she has no natural rhythm when it comes to dancing no listen so i wouldn't i wouldn't

02:21be able to take it seriously i would think a lot of guys would it wouldn't be sexy it would be funny

02:27sexy dancing i don't think is an easy thing i think it's a learned thing yeah um it's too forced

02:36it's too set up too staged too cheesy yeah i you know women can do things just like do yoga in the

02:44living room and then it's yeah you're right damn right that'll get you yes absolutely let me tell

02:50you yeah because me naked dryering or washing oh not gonna do any bits anything i never thought

02:58of the naked washer and dryer to tell you the truth until this second and me doing the naked washer and

03:05dryer oh man like what you see want me to speed it up spin cycle don't your gift from the heavens

03:14has a raft i'm pretty sure i could do it but uh you've done it you've tried to sexy dance you've

03:20showed lisa your sexy dance but the thing is it's always as things are as a joke you know i mean like

03:25i can't imagine saying to myself okay tonight's gonna be a special night because i'm gonna do a

03:31sexy dance like a real sexy dance right like not just like i'm gonna make this girl laugh so she

03:37remembers why she likes me and accepts my body as what it is you know what i mean magic mic dance

03:43exactly i'm gonna really do i'm gonna hump the floor tonight we're playing sexy or awkward anonymous

03:50uh you had a webcam experience yeah i got reacquainted with a young lady from high school and

03:56uh she lived out of state so she has a little kid and um well i didn't know she had we talked about it

04:03i've never seen a little rascal but she's giving me a show i'm at the office and uh she got the cam going

04:08and she's got this huge toy right she's going to town and so all of a sudden i see this little

04:15chocolate kid get up and he walking like behind her so she's so much into it i don't know if he was

04:22going to get food out of the refrigerator but he made multiple trips like back and forth back and

04:28forth past the camera i couldn't say nothing because she was like really really into it but oh you're

04:33like imagine oh no there he goes oh you can imagine this little kid walking by her eyes rolled in the

04:42back of her head she has no clue no idea oh no did it affect your actions i mean did it take you out

04:51of the game oh i was done dude i went limb noodle like in rb oh okay you were out fast yeah all right

04:59man thanks for calling in you have a good day see you watch your background it's very secure space

05:04when you're doing a webcam yeah if i was going to do a webcam show it would be like i was in solitary

05:10confinement i'd be locked i'd lock myself in you know there'd be no way oh you wouldn't no one gets

05:17in or out nobody's walking in on that oh that kid will never forget that yeah i just like the idea

05:23he's like going to the fridge to get a juice box and then comes back out with his juice box

05:27mom's got the great american challenge in her oh god

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