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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak try to figure out whether or not listeners had sex with someone based on the description of the person.

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00:00so the question is did you do them you call us tell us the description of the person we'll try
00:12and figure out if you did them or not um nora from mount clemens is our first contestant here
00:17on the riff lines hi nora the guy looks like uh trent rezznor if trent rezznor was a basketball
00:23player with curly hair instead okay trent rezznor is a basketball player yes okay i got it okay
00:30trent rezznor with curly dark hair and a welder okay like with all the welding equipment on that
00:37they you know spark flying whatever and when the day ended i asked him for his phone number he
00:44already had it written down on a piece of paper and spotted and handed it to me i'll go first just
00:49be fair start this off um i'm gonna say nora didn't do curly hair trent rezznor i believe uh she did
01:00do trent rezznor okay i think she banged welding trent rezznor okay lisa absolutely banged him
01:06all right three yes and one no nora from mount clemens did you do the welding sparks fly and
01:12curly hair trent rezznor no yeah okay man our first date we made out for four hours in my car
01:21and never did the deed so we went out on another date did the deed and now we've been together for
01:2810 years and have two cute kids well i've so you did so you did that's then you did so dave you lost
01:34did you did you dude yeah sorry dave it wasn't a we're not asking first time first we're not just
01:40did you ever do them did you do them yeah we win dave i was uh i was robbed sorry i was robbed by
01:48trent rezznor hi ellis you're on with dave and chuck the freak how you doing what's going on penis
01:53balls penis describe the person we'll try and figure out if you did him or not okay at least she has
01:59big areolas she's puerto rican uh-huh and i took her out to dinner we go from there okay do we took
02:10a puerto rican puerto rican
02:12that's an interesting description i don't think i've ever heard a person describe that
02:21lisa lisa the areolas are the best thing okay all right okay well i think you gave them the way
02:28that i'm gonna say oh wait who is andy i think you're starting this time oh yeah he did her he took
02:32her out to dinner and everything okay lisa of course yeah i have to say he did the big areola
02:36i'm gonna say i'm gonna say he really wanted to but something must have happened at dinner
02:41and he did not do her okay that's a good guess you got this i did not do this
02:47yeah he didn't do it why you're a big fan of the big ones
02:52lisa i couldn't i don't know i couldn't i tried he tried he couldn't he couldn't do it
03:03love you guys all right
03:04oh you're a big fan of the big areolas huh yeah just you love them huge you know you love big ones big
03:11big city covers this lady needs voice changing technology good morning lady uh tell us the person
03:18you were thinking of sleeping with and we'll try and figure out if you did them or not short in
03:22stature um stocky uh average to less than average looking um invited me over to his hotel room went
03:31swimming got in the jacuzzi did i do him or not did she do the tiny chubby man yes and i'm gonna say
03:40yeah that she she did him he was just got to that point where it was just the point of no return
03:45chuck i'm gonna say no she did not do him okay andy i think no did you do him
03:51uh no because he finished in his pants
03:57i did not see that coming in the jacuzzi
04:02in the room well you almost did all but still didn't i mean
04:09oh my god
04:13it's funny because most of that i was like
04:17oh so she ran out the door she's gone she took off on that tiny little
04:22oh my god premature this is it room 120
04:25i mean honestly there's nothing worse
04:30that's the worst thing that could probably happen
04:34yeah you know just from a hug or something like you just come over
04:40i think okay let's go on a regular line here and talk to jody hi jody you're on with dave and chuck the freak good morning
04:46all right he's about 5 10 and he's latino hot latino lover but he weighed about 5 15 he walks a lot like carton from south park
04:57and i heard a rumor that he had a baby penis
05:02okay hold on a second there there is a texas dude who is latino
05:06weighed in at 550 pounds with a baby penis
05:10possible baby penis
05:13did jody
05:14a rumor
05:15a rumor
05:16did jody do
05:18the tiny dong gigantic latino from texas
05:24wow this is a tough one it is a real tough one
05:27andy
05:28i think she did him
05:29okay
05:29okay lisa
05:31it sounds like because it was a rumor
05:33she did do him
05:34okay
05:34okay once again i know she didn't do him but i'm gonna say she did
05:38i'm gonna say she wanted to do him
05:40but then the rumors were true
05:43micro dogger he she couldn't have done him anyway
05:45he thumped like a bunny all night
05:49like a
05:50he had a small micro penis he did me and i did him back yes i did him
05:56also the rumor was true
05:59the rumor was true but she was fine like a bunny
06:02he did he rode me so good
06:05oh wow
06:06jody this is a bold question
06:14but can i ask
06:16can i ask your age
06:18i am 43 i'll be 44 in june
06:22okay
06:22yeah
06:23so uh
06:25okay jody thanks for calling in you have a great day
06:28you too guys i love you love you show
06:31talk to you later
06:31all right see you bye
06:32i thought she was in her 70s
06:37that big fat guy just
06:42like a bunny
06:44like a bunny
06:45where'd he get the energy at 5.50
06:46i don't know
06:47well he's got a lot of calories
06:49stored
06:50probably in these heavens
06:52but i'm going to say
06:59i think so
07:00so
07:01i'll take it
07:03and grab it
07:04and then
07:06i'll take it
07:11and close
07:11and then
07:14and
07:16so
07:17i
07:18and