Hooker Samples

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was robbed by a hooker and wonder if anyone listening has encountered a sneaky prostitute.

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00:00You've got to watch out for sneaky hookers.

00:12You are right.

00:13Has anyone listening

00:15encountered a sneaky hooker?

00:18Oh, boy.

00:20I don't know.

00:21Has anyone listening

00:22Well, I'll explain what this sneaky hooker did in a second.

00:27But has anyone listening

00:28Tangled with a sneaky hooker

00:30248-544-WRIF

00:32248-544-9743

00:34A Nashville hooker

00:36is accused of robbing a dude

00:38while blowing him.

00:41That's sneaky.

00:42Wow.

00:43Her name is Jonisa Morris.

00:45Jonisa

00:46is blowing this dude while sitting in a car

00:48at the Clarion Hotel.

00:50While blowing him

00:52the sneaky hooker removed

00:55the man's wallet from his pants

00:56while they were down around his ankles

00:59and without even looking

01:02took his debit card.

01:04He said he never saw her look in that direction.

01:07This guy was kind of dumb, I guess,

01:09to have

01:09his stuff set up that way.

01:13You should never have your wallet

01:14and your pants

01:15that you're going to pull down to your ankles, I guess.

01:16Oh, maybe he was a hooker rookie.

01:20I never would have thought.

01:22You know, you just assume the hooker's going to be all business.

01:25Oh, you think?

01:26Is that what you...

01:27Dave thinks the hooker's going to be upstanding,

01:29like she's got a better business bureau.

01:32They would take everything Dave owns.

01:34Oh, my God, they would.

01:36That sneaky hooker took everything!

01:38I thought she had integrity

01:39and just wanted to get the job done,

01:40but now she stole right from me.

01:42No, she was real nice.

01:44She asked me to take my watch off

01:46so I'm more comfortable.

01:48You know, she didn't want me to sit on my wallet.

01:50She was very nice.

01:52Took my phone.

01:53She wanted to hold it for me.

01:55Next thing I knew, she was gone.

01:58Sneaky hooker!

01:59I was asleep.

02:00Yeah.

02:01Don't ever get a hooker, Dave.

02:02No, God.

02:03I'll rob you blind.

02:04Yeah.

02:06What's your sneaky hooker story, Jack, from Williamston?

02:09My brother and I moved to San Antonio.

02:11You know, he took me down to, like, the district

02:13where all the hookers hung out,

02:14and the girl was going to, you know,

02:17give us, me and Sammy, a sample.

02:21Well, that whole time, she's, same thing,

02:23messing with my wallet, messing with my wallet.

02:24I'm smacking her hand.

02:25You know, leave it.

02:27Leave it alone, and then I got my little sample,

02:31and she went on her way.

02:31Wait, what's that hooker sample?

02:33She just blows you a bit?

02:35Just a little bit.

02:36Oh.

02:36No finale.

02:38So I checked for my wallet.

02:40It's still there.

02:41We take off, and then I looked,

02:45and she took everything but a $1 bill.

02:46I mean, she, I swear she knew what the damn bills were.

02:50That was a wild time.

02:51I had no idea hookers gave out samples.

02:53I don't think they do.

02:55I don't think they do.

02:56I think that she was.

02:57Well, they're just soliciting business, right?

02:59Well, I mean, I get it, but.

03:01Like at Costco, they give you a little quarter piece of chicken,

03:03and they want you to buy the whole chicken.

03:04Yeah, exactly.

03:05Yeah, hookers aren't like cars where you test drive them.

03:08She was only giving out samples because she was stealing money

03:10while she was giving samples out.

03:12Dave is so intrigued by the fact he's comparing it to Costco samples.

03:17It is.

03:18He's like, God, how do I get my hand on these samples?

03:22Dave loves a sample.

03:24He does, he loves a sample.

03:26I'd love to try it a little bit before I invest in it.

03:29You know what?

03:30Give me a little sliver.

03:31Could you imagine he goes to a prostitute,

03:33and he says, yeah, give me a little sample.

03:35Let's give me a little taste of what you're offering there.

03:38Like three of them.

03:39He's like, I'd like a sample from each other.

03:42And his ass is kicked, and he's.

03:44Yeah, like at Baskin Robbins,

03:46I love that you can taste a little spoonful.

03:48Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:48No, that's nice.

03:49Before you make the investment.

03:51I like to try it before I buy it.

03:52I've never heard of that, though.

03:56In the sex trade industry?

03:57Because wouldn't it suck if you had three to choose from,

03:59and you picked the worst one?

04:01Yeah.

04:01Right, but if you had a sample, you would have known.

04:04Yeah.

04:05She's so much better than her.

04:06Never thought of it.

04:07All right, let's do a sample here.

04:09What's your, maybe, Dave,

04:11what about if they had like at a restaurant

04:14when you get the appetizers,

04:15and it's like a try them all?

04:17Yes.

04:17You know, you just get a little sample of each?

04:20The funny part is the thing about the part

04:22where you're like, oh, no, yeah, that's not for me.

04:25Exactly.

04:26Stop, can you stop, please?

04:27Stop it.

04:27That's all I need.

04:28Horrible.

04:28Just take her back.

04:31Needs to be a show.

04:32Dave visits a hooker.

04:33Yeah.

04:34Yeah.

04:35Dave's hooker samples.

04:36Yeah.

04:37Because it would go so badly.

04:38Oh, come on.

04:39It would go so badly.

04:41It would be hilarious.

04:42Yeah, they killed him on day one.

04:43Well, the show, we had ten.

04:47The pimp would kill him.

04:48Yeah, exactly.

04:49We had ten episodes planned.

04:51But after he tried to get a sample.

04:55You trying to sample my bitches?

04:57Yeah.

04:57I can't sample.

05:02What do you mean?

05:04Listen.

05:05Listen.

05:06Homeboy.

05:07Listen, homeboy.

05:09Give me a little sample of your ladies' goods.

05:12I'm buying.

05:13I am buying today.

05:15I've got money to spend.

05:16I'm burning a hole in my pocket.

05:17Yeah.

05:18But I want the good stuff.

05:19You know what I'm saying?

05:21Like a hooker.

05:22Well, I got a hooker sample.

05:24Like a platter.

05:26Try them all.

05:27Hooker party platter.

05:29Bring them out.

05:30You would end up nude.

05:31Oh, yeah.

05:32All his clothes taken.

05:33No shoes.

05:34No car.

05:35Car's gone.

05:36Long gone.

05:36All the hookers and the guy piled into his car.

05:40They're driving cross country.

05:43Dave's like, God, this did not work out the way.

05:45I guess I should be asking a hooker sample.

05:48Man.

05:48That was dumb, huh?

05:50Lisa told me.

05:51Didn't believe her.

05:54I am a sucker for a sample.

05:56What can I say?

05:57I am.

05:57I am a sucker for a sample.

05:59That's what he says rolling up.

06:00It got me.

06:02The small sample idea just spiraled out of control.

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