Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a male escort named, 'The Punisher', who testified at the Diddy trial. He released a memoir outlining alleged sexual interactions with the accused. We also find out that he had erectile dysfunction issues and hearing problems.
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00:21Okay, more interesting testimony at the Diddy trial.
00:25An exotic male dancer known as the Punisher.
00:30He included his sexual experiences with Diddy and Cassie.
00:35And he's actually written a memoir about it.
00:38His memoir is about erectile dysfunction as well.
00:42Let me get the name of that.
00:44I'm the Punisher, that's the author.
00:46It's very graphic.
00:48Written by the Punisher.
00:51How many books?
00:53Hi, uh...
00:54Is this, uh...
00:55Hi, welcome to Borders.
00:56Yeah, Borders.
00:57Yeah, I was gonna say.
00:58Borders.
00:58How can I help you?
00:59Uh, yeah, I'm looking for a brand new book by, uh, The Punisher.
01:03Oh, the author's name is?
01:04The Punisher.
01:05Oh, yeah, that's the name.
01:06Yeah, no, it's not The Punisher comic book or anything to do with that.
01:09The man's name is The Punisher.
01:11It's about erectile dysfunction.
01:14Oh, my goodness.
01:15Is it called In Search of Freezer Meat?
01:17Is that it?
01:18I don't know what it's called.
01:19I don't know what it's called.
01:20It is.
01:20I believe it is.
01:21Is that what it is?
01:22Yes.
01:22Then, yes.
01:23Yeah, we have that, actually.
01:24I was here for the comic book, but now he's got me interested in this other book.
01:28Yep.
01:29He took the stand yesterday in Diddy's federal criminal trial, and he told the jury that
01:35he actually wrote about Diddy and Cassie in his book, In Search of Freezer Meat, he testified
01:40he did not name them in the book instead of just referring to them as a married wealthy
01:45couple, and we found the pages where he talks about their sexual encounters.
01:52Oh, no way.
01:52Is it just?
01:53It's wild, you guys.
01:55Okay.
01:55It's wild.
01:55I'll give you a little bit of it here.
01:58Oh, don't.
01:58Please.
01:58No.
01:58Yeah, I mean, it's not.
01:59I'm not getting sexy with it.
02:01I'm just reading it.
02:02Okay, just reading it.
02:03Normal.
02:03He gets a call.
02:04Someone asked for an escort, right?
02:06Yep.
02:06He says, I knock on the door.
02:07It opens.
02:08Literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
02:10She's flawlessly stunning.
02:11She greeted me with a huge smile.
02:13It was clear she was in a bathrobe with nothing underneath.
02:15She led me into the living room.
02:17The room was dimly lit, but empty.
02:20She said she wasn't interested in my dancing, because he was an exotic dancer.
02:23Okay.
02:24She said that her husband had a voyeur fetish and enjoyed watching her.
02:28She wanted us to sit across from each other while centrally covering ourselves with baby
02:32oil.
02:32He was into baby oil.
02:34He's really into baby oil, dude.
02:36The goal was to make it look hot and sexy while her husband watched from a distance across
02:40the room.
02:41Most importantly, we were supposed to act like her husband wasn't there and never acknowledge
02:45him.
02:46She asked me to change into a towel and handed me $800 cash.
02:50He said he was kind of creeped out by the whole thing, but he thought, okay, 800 bucks.
02:54I can't say no to that.
02:56He said, we sat across from each other, but close enough that if we both sat forward, we
02:59were within reach.
02:59We started to rub and caress each other's bodies.
03:02There was a buildup of desire.
03:04I see movement from the corner of my eye.
03:07Oh, no.
03:08The husband had entered the room.
03:10That's Diddy.
03:10And although he was not close to us, I could make out what was going on.
03:14He was naked with one of those Muslim head coverings that only revealed his eyes.
03:19So his face is completely covered.
03:22He was in like the top of like a burqa style?
03:24Yes.
03:24So that no one would know it was Diddy.
03:26Wow.
03:26Right?
03:27Just his eyes revealed.
03:29He had a bottle of Astro Glide in his hand and he was madly whacking his meat with the
03:33other hand.
03:33Yeah, I bet.
03:34Like you could hear the whacking from across the room.
03:36And he says, here Chuck, if you'd like to...
03:39Walk, walk.
03:40Walk, walk.
03:41Walk.
03:42Walk, walk, walk.
03:43Those are the sounds as he describes them.
03:45He literally wrote them out.
03:49We're all spelled different.
03:51Walk, walk.
03:52Walk, walk.
03:53Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
03:55Different tones.
03:56Walk, walk, walk, walk.
04:00So he said he's not gay and he wasn't really into this.
04:02He kind of tried to, you know, put it aside.
04:05Yeah.
04:06But he said, fun fact about me, I can't hear well.
04:12And this guy was shouting out orders that he couldn't hear.
04:14Oh.
04:16Everything he said to his wife was all left up because I couldn't hear it right.
04:22For example, if he said to his wife, baby, move over to the right.
04:26My non-hearing brain would hear, yum, I bet his a-holes died.
04:33This is a hell of a book, guys.
04:36I don't, like, I thought, no way would I really buy this.
04:39But now, these things are going to fly off the shelves, guys.
04:45They're going to fly off the shelves.
04:47This book is amazing.
04:48It is.
04:49If he said, I love that position you're in, my different interpretation would be, I can't wait to penetrate him.
04:56Right.
04:57Oh, no.
04:59You have to be able to hear.
05:00Oh, that's tough.
05:02It changes everything.
05:04It really does.
05:05So he said, between the crazy whacking noises and the bad hearing interpretations, I'm creeped all the way out and my dong won't stay hard.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Ain't no effing happening.
05:14Yeah.
05:14But even with the inconsistent erection, she says, that was great.
05:18We can stop now.
05:19And hands me $1,200 more.
05:22Damn.
05:22So $2,000 for about 45 minutes of baby oil play with a limp noodle.
05:28That's all I can give you.
05:29Then she let me know she was comfortable with me and wanted me to come back the next time they were in town.
05:33And I said, hell yeah, I'll be back.
05:35And she said, and next time I'd like to go a little further.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Then he got to worry about his donger.
05:42Right.
05:44So did they ever meet up again?
05:47I don't know.
05:47They did.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Okay.
05:49He talks about that in depth here.
05:51Oh my.
05:52He gets really into it.
05:54That's a crazy book.
05:55Chuck's looking for it as we speak.
05:57Oh yeah, the ending to the beginning.
06:00Oh my goodness.
06:01He helped her clean up by licking her clean.
06:03So yeah.
06:03So he's a classic Cacol.
06:05Yeah.
06:07He is.
06:08He loves the stuff.
06:10Yeah.
06:10So the Punisher was called back many times.
06:12Yeah.
06:13With them.
06:14Wow.
06:17This guy's funny.
06:19I mean, his book is.
06:20He's a limp man with a hearing problem.
06:23Yeah.
06:24The Punisher.
06:24Join the club.
06:25Are you talking to me?
06:27What?
06:29What?
06:33Oh my gosh.
06:34Oh shoot.
06:35Oh man.
06:35It's just.
06:37He had a bottle of Astro Glass.
06:39And all you could hear or hear was whacking.
06:41I love it.
06:42That's my favorite though.
06:43I know.
06:43He said, baby, move over to the right.
06:46And my non-hearing brain heard, yum, I bet his a-hole's tight.
06:51I mean, that would throw you off.
06:54It would throw you off.
06:56Well, he thought that man was going to try and bang.
06:58Oh yeah.
06:58Right?
06:59He thought Diddy was going to try and put it out.
07:01Yep.
07:02So again, it's called In Search of Freezer Meat.
07:06Oh wow.
07:07By the Punisher.
07:07By the Punisher.
07:08You saw a guy with his face covered and baby oil Astro Glide in his hand.
07:13You knew it was Diddy.
07:14Yeah.
07:14Well, I have to assume that eventually Diddy dropped the covering.
07:20Because if you're watching a guy who's cleaning up, I don't think you have a face covering
07:25on at that.
07:25Yeah, no, you have to take it off.
07:26Yeah.
07:26He probably was like, they had met each other for long enough.
07:31Quite a read.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Wow.
07:34I mean, what else is in this guy's book?
07:36Well, it says a story of the male mental health crisis caused by erectile dysfunction and
07:41the only true cure no one is talking about, a penis implant.
07:45What?
07:45So he's looking in the freezer and says, where's my meat?
07:50Based on a true struggle.
07:51Well, so he must have relied on his dong for the longest time and then it just went away.
07:58So then he obviously gets an implant.
08:01So he found a publisher for this?
08:02Yeah.
08:03You can write anything.
08:03It's available on Amazon right now.
08:05You know, I've got some audio book points just burning a hole in my pocket.
08:11There you go.
08:12That's your next one.
08:13I would love to.
08:15I hope he narrates it himself.
08:18In search of freezer meat, write it down.
08:19You know how Oprah had a book club?
08:20We should start a book club.
08:21We should.
08:21That's a good idea.
08:22I like it.
08:22We should start a Dave and Chuck book club.
08:24That should be number one.
08:25That's number one on the list.
08:26In search of freezer meat.
08:26There you go.
08:28This thing's flying off the shelves.
08:29If you don't think this thing's flying off the shelves right now, after yesterday.
08:34Oh, it's a number one new release.
08:35It's the number one new release.
08:37Yeah.
08:37In male impotence.
08:38In a very defined category.
08:42In the male impotence section.
08:43Go ahead.
08:43Chuck, do you want me to just click on this for you?
08:44Yeah, go ahead and click on that.
08:46There's the top new releases.
08:48Pelvic floor exercises.
08:49Oh, I could use those.
08:50The Alice guide.
08:51Guide to Kegels.
08:53Testosterone reset.
08:55Man, oh man.
08:55What's going on there?
08:56They want me to lift a lot of stuff in that area.
09:00See what I can do.
09:02Someone said Chuck's stripper name would be The Disappointer.
09:07Welcome.
09:07Do you want to choose The Punisher or The Disappointer?
09:10Sorry, The Punisher's busy tonight.
09:11All we've got left is The Disappointer.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Self-published book, by the way.
09:15Oh, it is by him?
09:16Yeah.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18Of course.
09:18No publishing involved.
09:19But that trial will give him a big boost.
09:21Right.
09:21Come on.
09:22Yeah.
09:23Yeah.
09:23When a hairy, Chris Farley-looking man comes into the room, it is a great disappointer.
09:31For the ED and hearing trouble, too.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:34All of it.
09:35All of it.
09:36Baby, move to the right.
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