Girls Getting Dirty

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a survey that found woman are just as dirty as men when it comes to sex and a couple comments from listeners about a certain "job" seemed to prove that study right.

Transcript

00:00met a guy from tinder at the bar for drinks head back to my place we're naked making out on the

00:11bed he reaches in his pants on the floor and pulls out a dental dam and says hey put this

00:17over my b-hole and head back there this was a tinder date they just met yes this is just met

00:23and this is on the dance floor no it's not on the dance floor for god's sakes they're back at his

00:28place okay in shock she said i shrieked out hell no yeah just like that he bolted up and began

00:36violently putting his clothes on calling me names and saying all women do it now as he stormed out

00:42of my house and left first off am i crazy for not wanting to give his backside a lick is it strange

00:48for a guy to bring his own dental dam to a first date yeah things weird am i the prude these days

00:54no you're not okay so you just shove that thing i don't even know what a dental dam is i've heard

01:01i've heard of it for years i don't even know what the goddamn thing is because i don't either it's

01:07just a sheet of latex yeah it's a sheet of latex and like a round we've talked about it and they

01:11shove it up in there no like you just put it over it 1864 it's like plastic wrap for your leftovers but

01:18it goes on your bits yeah so you can get after it but you don't catch anything oh my god the people

01:23do it for the fun of lingus too it goes on the outside of course on the outside what a whoa i did

01:29not know graphic because you can catch a lot for the beater yeah you know what though but if you're

01:34in that game if you're playing that tinder game you better have one of these what are you doing out

01:39there like you're just going to town with everybody and then he pulls out a dental day i mean oh she's

01:44not a prude and that's just like that well and that's just because he had the fact that he had

01:49it on deck that he was like you are grow are you're bad because every girl does it yeah what are we as

01:55women what are we competing for that guy yeah i don't want that guy i know i don't get it i'm not

02:01competing for you this is the thing like so the love stories that people are going to tell 15 years

02:07from now the love stories that they're going to tell um you know your grandma swiped right

02:14you know what i mean like okay the love story but that love story the we met on tinder love story

02:20what makes it click i can't imagine that it's like you know what we sat on the couch and there

02:28was just so much for us to talk about we had a real lady in the tramp moment when your grandma and i

02:33both busted out our dental dams at the same time it was like that noodle with the dogs you know

02:38it was like we were meant to be yeah i love you and get back there like all the other whores

02:44and she did and i loved her someone said how do you kiss a mouth after that if someone if by some

02:51strange imagination that happened and then someone went to kiss me slap the lips off your face well

02:56i think if someone's gonna do that i would have i would hope to god that's the finale of the evening

03:01that would be the end you know what i mean like and then you're gonna have to go and clean

03:08right and then you could come back in i mean there's a lot you'd have to do

03:15after that just say it what a range of emotions it would take to be angry

03:24oh my god she just did that for you

03:38she just did that for you she was so nice she was so amazing to do that for you

03:44and you just slapped her

03:44but you wouldn't let a woman do that would you

03:46i don't know what i would let someone do at this point

03:49what a crazy span of like two minutes

03:53wonderful wonderful job what are you doing you're trying to kiss me you bitch

04:01filthy bitch

04:03go wash your filthy face brush your teeth and tongue i can't be alone i can't be alone in that thought

04:18go wash your filthy face

04:20you know what i mean like it's just so crazy to be in the scenario where you're like this is allowable

04:28yeah but this is not and that isn't

04:32everyone has their limit i'm just saying so this person says uh been with my now fiance for three

04:38years about a year in she brought up the rj and i explained listen i used to be addicted to drugs

04:43which has led to bad hemorrhoids oh wow well two weeks ago i dined on her back area and for the

04:51first time she dined on mine fantastic sensation she's definitely the one

04:57love the show wow taylor love that started at the butt

05:02that's right i went down the rocky road so yeah he gave her a heads up like it's got long it's

05:07blown out back there speed bumps back there but it's a different conversation that is

05:12yeah so here's the thing

05:14listen i know things are moving pretty fast here there things are going swimmingly but

05:25i would be remiss to not mention my past the drugs addiction yes lisa i was a drug-fueled maniac

05:37oh and because of my life choices my bunghole is riddled with the scars of previous hemorrhoids

05:47huh i hope this does not detour your

05:54desire to search it out what's back there you would have someone's going back there you'd have

06:00to give them a heads up wouldn't you that you've got some roids i think well i mean i don't know i mean

06:04if you uh number one if you have an active roid you do not no one's going back there are you kidding

06:12me active roid rj dave no no one is going sounds like that one went back i think what it is

06:20it's active no like stuff goes down and then people people can be like you know can be scarred

06:29from it you would you know even like chicks like yeah i was gonna say if a woman gave you a warning

06:35like that the oh you know what i'm not even going to take a peek milady i think we shall find another

06:42course of action you know what we will stick with missionary i do not need to see a small little

06:49bulbous an active roid you say oh my goodness gracious um oh my word

06:58well even your positions would be limited yeah of course i mean i can't even imagine flipping and

07:06looking down and active there's like looks like rudolph's nose but it's purple someone quoted

07:11lisa saying what's back there what's wrong with it lisa's got a lot of questions as you should you

07:19should have questions as you should yeah before we get started with all the sex stuff you got an

07:25active roid back there before i flip you over i need to know i don't want to be staring into the

07:32sky in a hurricane you know what's your uh active roid situation is that roid active like volcanoes you

07:43know yeah it's like that old faithful sometimes they're active sometimes a roid can lie dormant

07:49yep oh my god almighty

Category

Transcript

Recommended