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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey involving women faking the big "O" and find out that a lot of listeners are doing it themselves.

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00:00This scientific study states that an overwhelming majority of women are faking orgasms.
00:13Shocking!
00:15They delved into this subject at the University of Kansas.
00:19The paper published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, though,
00:22found that more women than suspected are doing it.
00:24Of course.
00:2576% of women.
00:27That is so many.
00:29Wow!
00:30That is so many faking it.
00:31Now, they're not doing it all the time, but they admit they're doing it sometimes.
00:36I feel like I'd be able to know if you were faking it.
00:39I don't think we're in tune to that.
00:42I don't know.
00:42Honestly, I think they're so good.
00:44You can't fake shaky legs.
00:47Exactly, you can't.
00:48You can't.
00:49I bet they can.
00:50You think they can fake shaky legs?
00:51Ask a girl right now if she can fake the shaky legs.
00:55Ladies, can you fake the shaky legs?
00:57Dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, I bet there are girls that fake the shaky legs.
01:07Because a true shaky leg.
01:09I'm telling you.
01:10I don't know.
01:11I feel like it's the fake one.
01:12I would much rather you say, hey, this isn't going to happen tonight.
01:15So would I.
01:16I would so much rather you say that.
01:18Yeah, that's better than faking it.
01:19Absolutely.
01:20I don't want to believe I got you there when I didn't get you there.
01:23Yeah.
01:23I don't want fake accolades.
01:26I bet the shaky legs.
01:28They faking the shaky legs?
01:30I think there's a lot of fake shaky legs, Andy.
01:33Haley from Clinton Township.
01:35Oh, man.
01:36Every line.
01:36Hi, Haley.
01:38Hi, penis.
01:39Penis, you faking the shaky legs?
01:42Yes, I'm with my boyfriend long term, and I don't fake it every time.
01:48He knows that it's very difficult to get me to orgasm, and usually I just, I'm like, okay, yeah, that was great.
01:57You know, I'm done.
01:58I'm like, okay, but.
02:00So you do.
02:01You do fake the whole shaky leg routine.
02:04The whole shaky leg.
02:04How long does your fake scenario last?
02:09Usually, like, I mean, it'll take, I'll have him keep going until I get sick of it.
02:15Like, really, it could be anywhere from five to ten minutes, and then I'll shake the shaky legs for, like, a minute.
02:22Oh, you go full minute of shaky legs.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:25Full minute of shaky legs.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:28I don't know.
02:28I told you guys.
02:30I told you.
02:31Yeah.
02:31I don't like what we've done here.
02:32I don't either, because you want to see, like, every text.
02:36100% can fake shaky legs.
02:38I just faked shaky legs.
02:41You did fake shaky legs.
02:42Faking the shaky legs is easy to do.
02:44Just pretend you're not doing a leg workout.
02:46What's happening?
02:48Definitely.
02:48Definitely fake the shaky legs.
02:52Anonymous, good morning.
02:53How are you?
02:54Good morning.
02:56Go ahead.
02:57All right.
02:58So, I fake the shaky legs, but usually it makes it so that the real thing happens.
03:06So, you, like, almost shake it out of yourself?
03:08You coax one.
03:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:10You coax one.
03:10Dave, let's hope Dave never fakes shaky.
03:15Dave looked like he was in an earthquake.
03:18So, you get the ball rolling with your own fake shaky legs, and then real shaky legs happen.
03:23Yeah, like, absolutely.
03:24It's a real thing that can happen.
03:27Yeah.
03:27Wow.
03:27I mean, hey, whatever you got to do to help.
03:28Yeah, absolutely.
03:29If you got to shake it out of yourself, shake it out of yourself.
03:31Shake them legs up.
03:32I'll shake you a bit if you need me to.
03:35I've got this!
03:36You know, the other thing that would be the most devastating thing is to go your, you
03:42know, to think you're good at something like that, and then, but you really suck.
03:48This one, um...
03:49Holy crap.
03:50That would be an awful fake.
03:51He says, my ex had the shaky legs once.
03:54Fake?
03:54Very likely.
03:55But she kicked me right in the balls.
03:57Most awkward sex ever.
03:58I don't know.
03:58That's more like a seizure, not shaky legs.
04:01Like a cramp.
04:03Like a leg cramp.
04:03Oh, I've had that.
04:04That was like the high and low point of my sex life, because you have that moment, but
04:10then I had like the Charlie horse.
04:12So you're like, oh, yeah, I've had some Charlie horse.
04:17The worst reaction!
04:19Yeah, I was going to say you've handled it well, actually.
04:20No, no!
04:21It's like, oh!
04:23Ah!
04:23No, it is crazy, because you combine noises.
04:26Yeah.
04:26You're like, oh!
04:27Ah!
04:29Ah!
04:30No!
04:30No!
04:31No!
04:33Someone's just laying there super confused.
04:35I see your partner's confused look, like, no!
04:38No!
04:40Someone, people keep saying that there's another telltale sign with the back door.
04:45Well, that's what someone said here in a text.
04:47This guy said, I had her b-hole winking on my chin last night, and that's no lie.
04:52Uh, can you fake a b-hole wink?
04:55Yeah.
04:55I'm just trying it right now.
04:57You definitely, you definitely can.
04:59I just never thought of it before.
05:01Dave's butthole just winked at all of us.
05:03Dave was trying.
05:04The fact that Dave was just winking his b-hole in the studio is disturbing.
05:11Sorry, Lisa.
05:12Yeah, this is happening right now.
05:13Yeah, this is happening.
05:14That tight little butthole just got a little bit tighter.
05:19Jesus Christ.
05:20I think I heard it.
05:20Sorry about that.
05:23But yes, I believe, dude, if you're willing to fake the leg shake, you're willing to fake that.
05:33Hence the million shaky leg ladies.
05:36Fakie legs.
05:36And the fake b-hole winkers.
05:38Yep.
05:38Fakie legs.
05:39Fakie legs, that's it.
05:41Fakie legs.
05:41That's it.
05:42Fakie legs.
05:42Damn fakie legs.
05:44Everyone's, yeah, everyone's faking their b-hole winks, too.
05:47Come on.
05:47Sorry, guys, to let you down, but...
05:50Oh, man.
05:51And someone else says, who the hell is looking at their partner's b-hole to see if it's winking?
05:56Well, right.
05:57That is like a lot of...
05:58Sometimes you're in a precarious position.
06:00It's an ancient teaching.
06:04Communication.
06:04Keep it open.
06:06Coming up...
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06:08It's quite lonely.
06:09I love you.
06:09It's an ancient teaching.
06:11I love you.
06:11Try getting a lot of severe and cold quiet...
06:13OK.
06:18Thatängt even though...
06:19акeliasing there is...
06:20I just teles alwayspan around this area of K.
06:23I see things more...
06:25I see a lot of things just in my mm2 Foi.
06:28OK.
06:29I see things...
06:30You use those three fingers.
06:30Otherwise, I...
06:31I see things live well, you see things or how good news for you.
06:33How is it possible to make...
06:33that...
06:34It's totally different.