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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask female listeners to call-in and share what their routines are when they "take care" of themselves.

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00:0028% of women say that before they settle in to watch a little porn, they get completely
00:13naked.
00:14And ladies, feel free to share your porn routines with us on the Dave and Chuck lines.
00:18Do you do something different when you watch porn?
00:20Do you strip completely nude?
00:21Are you one of the 28% ladies?
00:24This one, I'm a girl, been in a relationship with a man for about two years.
00:26My boyfriend knows I watch porn, but doesn't know what I exactly watch.
00:30I do enjoy getting naked to intensify the moment, though, and I do also watch girl on girl.
00:36But here's the weird thing, she says.
00:38I imagine my boyfriend as I'm watching the women together.
00:43Girl brains, man.
00:44Girl brains.
00:45I'll never get it.
00:47Asia.
00:47Oh, thank you.
00:48Hi, Asia.
00:49Hello, Penis.
00:51Penis, you are willing to share your routine with us as well.
00:55Routine.
00:56Yeah, actually.
01:00I mean, it's kind of exciting.
01:03It's not as exciting because I don't get completely naked.
01:05I actually feel a bit shameful.
01:07Like, the boobs got to be kind of loose.
01:08Like, I like to wear a loose shirt.
01:09Okay.
01:10And I like to, like, do it through my underwear.
01:12Like, not on top of it, but I have to kind of feel.
01:15But your hand does go beneath your panties.
01:17And a kind of restricted movement.
01:20Like, it's, yeah.
01:21Okay.
01:21I like it.
01:22Yeah.
01:22I dig it.
01:23But that's it.
01:24All right.
01:25Whatever works.
01:25Come out with your boat, my lady.
01:27Yep.
01:27Asia, thanks for calling in.
01:28Thanks for having me.
01:29Have a great day.
01:31Tiffany?
01:32Tiffany.
01:33Hello.
01:33Hi, Tiffany.
01:34Hi.
01:34Just noticed you there on the line.
01:36Thanks for holding and waiting.
01:37We're talking about this new porn study.
01:40It reveals a lot, including the fact that 28% of women get totally nude to watch porn.
01:45Is that you?
01:47Yes, absolutely.
01:48Okay.
01:49So you're always naked.
01:51Yeah.
01:52For the most part, I sleep naked.
01:53So usually in the morning is when I get down to business.
01:56Oh, wow.
01:57So you wake up and you're nude and then you entertain yourself.
02:01Correct.
02:02Okay.
02:02Where do you start?
02:05Usually up above.
02:07I am pierced above.
02:09Yeah.
02:09Oh, pierced above.
02:09Yeah.
02:10What kind of piercing?
02:11You fire them up.
02:13You know, kind of doing some tweaking.
02:16Oh, tweaking.
02:16Some, you know, corollary.
02:18Yeah.
02:18Okay.
02:19Sometimes some pulling.
02:20Do you ever place one in your own mouth?
02:24Oh, yeah.
02:25Yeah.
02:25Okay.
02:25All right.
02:27Excellent question, Dave.
02:28All right.
02:28Excellent question.
02:29I just wanted to see.
02:30He's the best.
02:31I like it.
02:32I like it.
02:32So from there, you're suckling and you're down yonder.
02:36And what are you viewing?
02:39Anything from girl on girl to sukkake to BDSM.
02:45Pretty much, you know, anything.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah.
02:48You're dirty, girl.
02:51I've been told that a couple times.
02:52Yeah.
02:52And also I'm a squirter.
02:54So if I'm clothed, I don't want it to get all over my clothes.
02:59Yes.
03:01We will leave it there, Tiffany.
03:04You've almost stumped the newsman.
03:05We will leave it there.
03:06That's all we need to know.
03:07Thanks for sharing your routine with us.
03:09Oh, no problem.
03:10All the best to you.
03:12You do.
03:12Take care.
03:12Bye.
03:13Ah.
03:14Wow.
03:15The way Dave's handling these calls is distracting me up because it's almost like we're on a
03:19safari with Dave.
03:20Yeah.
03:21And like a gentle deer has come.
03:23Yeah.
03:23Listen, listen, listen.
03:25He is a lion.
03:25These ladies are like unicorns.
03:27How many times will you get a lady to share her personal routines with you?
03:31You take advantage of them.
03:32You don't let them slip away.
03:34That's right.
03:34You get to that phone call the second you see it.
03:36Yeah.
03:36The journalist part of him comes out during stuff like this.
03:39It does.
03:39Like lesbian topics.
03:41Exactly.
03:41And people aren't ready for it.
03:42Chicks diddling.
03:43I mean, it's like all the professionalism and intensity of Frost Nixon.
03:46It's all my newsman training.
03:48I need to get to, well, how did you get there?
03:50And what are you doing while you're doing it?
03:52Yeah.
03:52Let's ask the questions people want to hear, damn it.
03:55I see you have these like Frost Nixon moments where you're just like, oh, let's go with
03:59that.
03:59Okay.
04:00So what you just said was up yonder are pierced down below.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Do you give it hell?
04:08I keep dragging it out to see if another lady will call in, but I'm not sure it's going to
04:12happen.
04:12I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know that last one regularly scheduled programming if.
04:16Oh, I don't.
04:18I don't think that's.
04:19Yeah, I think that's fine.
04:20Keep the dream alive.
04:21All right.
04:22Coming up in just a second.
04:23Pull yourselves together and get to work.
04:25A lot of people are late.
04:27Coming up in just a second.
04:29Well, I guess we'll continue.
04:30What's up her ass is what we'll play.
04:31All right.
04:32All right.
04:32What did an Asian woman shove up there when she was shoplifting?
04:37We'll fill you in on that after Chuck the Freak check sports.
04:40Chuck.
04:41Feel free to shush me at any time during this.
04:44Don't you goddamn worry.
04:45So Pistons, they wrapped up their season last night.
04:48They had an amazing comeback in this game.
04:53They were down 21 points, but shut it.
04:57Shut your mouth.
04:58Yep.
04:59Anonymous.
05:00Good morning.
05:01Good morning.
05:02You called in to share your routine with us.
05:05Yeah.
05:06Okay.
05:06So I don't.
05:08Go ahead.
05:08No, no.
05:09I want you to do your questions.
05:10This is your venue.
05:12I'd like you to have it.
05:13Lady, it's all yours.
05:16All right.
05:17So I usually don't strip down.
05:19I enjoy the construction of the clothes.
05:22And you're not completely nude.
05:23How nude are you?
05:25Usually like a t-shirt and panties.
05:27Okay.
05:28Are you over top or an underneath kind of lady?
05:31A little bit of both.
05:32Yeah.
05:32You've got to start at the top and work your way down.
05:34Yeah.
05:34Pull it to the side.
05:36Oh, yeah.
05:36Slip it out.
05:37Slip it in.
05:39You know, usually you just pull the shirt off a little bit.
05:41Right.
05:42Yep.
05:42All right.
05:43Nice look, too.
05:44All right, Anonymous.
05:46Always appreciate it.
05:47That's a nice look, too.
05:50All the best.
05:53Yeah.
05:53Oh, well.
05:55Hey, the Tigers.
05:57Back to sports.
05:58Contract.
05:58I can't interrupt you again, but we can't.
05:59We've got to move on.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I mean, I really think we should just do this for every show now.
06:04Just in case.
06:06If girls just want to call in and give their routines from here on out, we just stop the
06:11show for the rest of time for the rest of our lives.
06:14Call it a bits break.
06:16We appreciate all the routines being shared.
06:19Routines.
06:19Yeah, very, very much.
06:20Routines.