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Female Porn Routines
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask female listeners to call-in and share what their routines are when they "take care" of themselves.
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28% of women say that before they settle in to watch a little porn, they get completely
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naked.
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And ladies, feel free to share your porn routines with us on the Dave and Chuck lines.
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Do you do something different when you watch porn?
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Do you strip completely nude?
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Are you one of the 28% ladies?
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This one, I'm a girl, been in a relationship with a man for about two years.
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My boyfriend knows I watch porn, but doesn't know what I exactly watch.
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I do enjoy getting naked to intensify the moment, though, and I do also watch girl on girl.
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But here's the weird thing, she says.
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I imagine my boyfriend as I'm watching the women together.
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Girl brains, man.
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Girl brains.
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I'll never get it.
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Asia.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hi, Asia.
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Hello, Penis.
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Penis, you are willing to share your routine with us as well.
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Routine.
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Yeah, actually.
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I mean, it's kind of exciting.
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It's not as exciting because I don't get completely naked.
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I actually feel a bit shameful.
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Like, the boobs got to be kind of loose.
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Like, I like to wear a loose shirt.
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Okay.
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And I like to, like, do it through my underwear.
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Like, not on top of it, but I have to kind of feel.
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But your hand does go beneath your panties.
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And a kind of restricted movement.
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Like, it's, yeah.
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Okay.
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I like it.
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Yeah.
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I dig it.
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But that's it.
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All right.
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Whatever works.
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Come out with your boat, my lady.
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Yep.
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Asia, thanks for calling in.
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Thanks for having me.
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Have a great day.
01:31
Tiffany?
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Tiffany.
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Hello.
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Hi, Tiffany.
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Hi.
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Just noticed you there on the line.
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Thanks for holding and waiting.
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We're talking about this new porn study.
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It reveals a lot, including the fact that 28% of women get totally nude to watch porn.
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Is that you?
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Yes, absolutely.
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Okay.
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So you're always naked.
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Yeah.
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For the most part, I sleep naked.
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So usually in the morning is when I get down to business.
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Oh, wow.
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So you wake up and you're nude and then you entertain yourself.
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Correct.
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Okay.
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Where do you start?
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Usually up above.
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I am pierced above.
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Yeah.
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Oh, pierced above.
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Yeah.
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What kind of piercing?
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You fire them up.
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You know, kind of doing some tweaking.
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Oh, tweaking.
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Some, you know, corollary.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Sometimes some pulling.
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Do you ever place one in your own mouth?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
02:27
Excellent question, Dave.
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All right.
02:28
Excellent question.
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I just wanted to see.
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He's the best.
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I like it.
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I like it.
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So from there, you're suckling and you're down yonder.
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And what are you viewing?
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Anything from girl on girl to sukkake to BDSM.
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Pretty much, you know, anything.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You're dirty, girl.
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I've been told that a couple times.
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Yeah.
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And also I'm a squirter.
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So if I'm clothed, I don't want it to get all over my clothes.
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Yes.
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We will leave it there, Tiffany.
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You've almost stumped the newsman.
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We will leave it there.
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That's all we need to know.
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Thanks for sharing your routine with us.
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Oh, no problem.
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All the best to you.
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You do.
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Take care.
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Bye.
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Ah.
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Wow.
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The way Dave's handling these calls is distracting me up because it's almost like we're on a
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safari with Dave.
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Yeah.
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And like a gentle deer has come.
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Yeah.
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Listen, listen, listen.
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He is a lion.
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These ladies are like unicorns.
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How many times will you get a lady to share her personal routines with you?
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You take advantage of them.
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You don't let them slip away.
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That's right.
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You get to that phone call the second you see it.
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Yeah.
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The journalist part of him comes out during stuff like this.
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It does.
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Like lesbian topics.
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Exactly.
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And people aren't ready for it.
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Chicks diddling.
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I mean, it's like all the professionalism and intensity of Frost Nixon.
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It's all my newsman training.
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I need to get to, well, how did you get there?
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And what are you doing while you're doing it?
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Yeah.
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Let's ask the questions people want to hear, damn it.
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I see you have these like Frost Nixon moments where you're just like, oh, let's go with
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that.
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Okay.
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So what you just said was up yonder are pierced down below.
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Yeah.
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Do you give it hell?
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I keep dragging it out to see if another lady will call in, but I'm not sure it's going to
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happen.
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I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't know that last one regularly scheduled programming if.
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Oh, I don't.
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I don't think that's.
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Yeah, I think that's fine.
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Keep the dream alive.
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All right.
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Coming up in just a second.
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Pull yourselves together and get to work.
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A lot of people are late.
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Coming up in just a second.
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Well, I guess we'll continue.
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What's up her ass is what we'll play.
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All right.
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All right.
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What did an Asian woman shove up there when she was shoplifting?
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We'll fill you in on that after Chuck the Freak check sports.
04:40
Chuck.
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Feel free to shush me at any time during this.
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Don't you goddamn worry.
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So Pistons, they wrapped up their season last night.
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They had an amazing comeback in this game.
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They were down 21 points, but shut it.
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Shut your mouth.
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Yep.
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Anonymous.
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Good morning.
05:01
Good morning.
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You called in to share your routine with us.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So I don't.
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Go ahead.
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No, no.
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I want you to do your questions.
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This is your venue.
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I'd like you to have it.
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Lady, it's all yours.
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All right.
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So I usually don't strip down.
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I enjoy the construction of the clothes.
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And you're not completely nude.
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How nude are you?
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Usually like a t-shirt and panties.
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Okay.
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Are you over top or an underneath kind of lady?
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A little bit of both.
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Yeah.
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You've got to start at the top and work your way down.
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Yeah.
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Pull it to the side.
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Oh, yeah.
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Slip it out.
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Slip it in.
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You know, usually you just pull the shirt off a little bit.
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Right.
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Yep.
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All right.
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Nice look, too.
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All right, Anonymous.
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Always appreciate it.
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That's a nice look, too.
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All the best.
05:53
Yeah.
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Oh, well.
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Hey, the Tigers.
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Back to sports.
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Contract.
05:58
I can't interrupt you again, but we can't.
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We've got to move on.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, I really think we should just do this for every show now.
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Just in case.
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If girls just want to call in and give their routines from here on out, we just stop the
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show for the rest of time for the rest of our lives.
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Call it a bits break.
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We appreciate all the routines being shared.
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Routines.
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Yeah, very, very much.
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Routines.
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