Changing Up Sex

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the one thing they would change about sex.

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00:00if you could change one thing about sex what would it be eric from romeo says the one thing

00:16he'd change would be the goofy ass face he makes when he's getting off don't even know i honestly

00:22i don't even know what face i would make none of us really know no i've asked him for a

00:29recreation oh what andy why well just to see what i'm like what is this poor girl seeing when that

00:35happens it's not good you've seen those videos you ever seen those videos frozen face or is it

00:41i don't know she was like i don't think i can show you what yeah she probably looks away

00:48the amount of laughter that comes out of the bedroom when i'm done i know i don't need to

00:52even see a recreation or reenact i don't know anything about it they have these videos they

00:56stand-up comedy have you ever seen those beautiful agony videos it's a series called

01:06beautiful agony and it's like girl faces girls i know the one and it's just the face right like

01:12it doesn't show anything it's just the face when the moment happens and could you imagine having

01:17that of yourself oh like dude one like yeah like oh my god there was something i saw online a little

01:23while ago it was the there was an art project where they captured people's oh faces oh yeah like

01:29because women's oh faces are sweet like they're gorgeous and you know yeah it's different than us

01:35i think i look like quasimodo oh yeah i don't know i mean sure i do it's terrifying really

01:43to think about maybe i'll try and capture it in my next session with myself god please don't

01:51james is like yes yes chuck's jerko vision and another guy says something in there i wish women

01:59would take a pill like viagra that would make them want to give longer better bjs if you just

02:05mind taking this little bj oh god that would be so abused yeah you wouldn't be able to accept a drink

02:13ever ever again not from a bartender not from any like everything will have to be in a bottle with

02:20a cap with a seal and once and once they develop the testing thing that they could test their drinks

02:25for it then dudes would be like putting it in spaghetti oh my god oh yeah yeah you have some

02:31guy made dinner again dear i'd like sneeze into my hand and it would be all crushed up oh i got in

02:36your face like a ninja yeah now they can never come up with the want to give a bj guys would

02:43figure out how to just put it in the air oh yeah pump it through the vents yeah they would

02:48it's just this whole place would be streamed hopefully it doesn't have any side effects on us

02:52yeah that'd be webby that would be a different day guys would do that and then they'd realize

02:58it's a little too late yeah what have we done what are we doing to each other right now i don't know

03:04just remember lips is lip i don't know why i'm doing this

03:10it's the damn bj powder we did not think this through

03:18oh darn it i don't know why i can't stop i want to stop but i don't

03:31weird day um eileen hi eileen how are you good how are you we're doing great thanks what's the

03:41one thing eileen would change about sex well i actually had two things the first would be that

03:46it last more than two minutes uh-huh yep all right yeah the second one would be that he not sound

03:53like a wounded sasquatch at the end oh wow you're with a great man yeah vocal very vocal yeah what

04:01keeps you with the dying sasquatch yep what keeps you with him what does he sound like

04:07oh jeez that sounded like a sasquatch throwing up let's hear it exactly what does it sound like

04:20oh my goodness wow wow yeah yeah you need to change that for sure

04:26you're right you're right oh eileen thanks for calling in once again my whole self-pleasure

04:35thing would be done if that's how i sounded yeah thank god i got some control over that

04:43all right let's go to the next slide hi good morning

04:51doing pretty good

04:55hi joanne hi joanne we're talking about the one thing you'd change about sex oh boy i change a lot

05:03i'll tell you uh number one i want all the dicks giant huge i mean like 10 inches would be the smallest

05:13i ever encounter okay you want them bigger that's okay number two you can smoke while you do it

05:19okay because currently that's frowned upon yeah not a lot of guys like you lighting up when you give

05:25the beacher yeah okay so that's two yeah oh jeez off the top of my head

05:34the noises you're okay with the noises oh yeah i love noises the grosser you sound the better

05:43you're mad for god's sake let it loose

05:48yeah let it let me know i'm doing something right

06:03the girl who just called in whose guy sounds like a dying sasquatch that's a you're totally okay oh

06:09you liked it

06:09right in my face

06:20oh no

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