Strange Turn Ons

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the strange things that turn them on that probably shouldn't.

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00:00what turns you on but shouldn't like you know in your head and this is probably not right this

00:13guy said what turns me on but shouldn't jennifer lawrence's butthole we have seen it what's up

00:19there it's been leaked i will say this it's not too far-fetched i don't think i'm not sure we say

00:26this that that should turn you on that that's fine with it it's fine like it's not it's not it's not

00:34something that should turn you off i guess unless well it all depends it might not be your thing yeah

00:39and it might but the thing is i mean it's still at the end of the day herb herb her butthole butthole

00:45i mean it's attached to jennifer lawrence yeah you know even if you're not into buttholes even if

00:51you're not i think if you like a person you wouldn't mind seeing their butthole

00:55i think you're right you know what i like you it's not i guess it's not the oddest thing

01:01i care for you a great deal and god damn it i like your little butthole too

01:07i will be honest i'm not going to do anything to it i just wouldn't mind taking a gander at it

01:14makes me smile

01:15if i saw it if i caught it out of the corner of my eye i would

01:20i would not be upset doesn't mean i want to plunge forth it's a strange thing to think of

01:28well i mean it's the butt is right there it's the butt it's the butt it's the key of the butt

01:32it really is yes you know keeper yeah uh voice changing will stick with this yep yep hello good

01:38morning how are you hello how are you good uh we're wondering what turns you on but shouldn't

01:45what turns me on is going to get my oil changed

01:50oh but why what about it yeah so the first time i go get an oil change i'm under the you know how

01:59you drive in and there's guys surrounding my car they're so hot they're dirty and they're like all

02:06they're working on different parts of my car and like my car is shaking from left to right

02:09oh my god yeah you were like you're getting they were describing it yeah they were manhand i know

02:16what you mean though like when they manhandle your car a little bit they're doing something

02:20underneath it and it shakes the whole car you're like jesus someone's really cranking that

02:25yeah and where do you get an oil change

02:30no she just said every three thousand miles um but uh yeah she's like the only person who's like

02:39click click bang time to go um but i have never really run into like a joint where you pull in

02:46and it's just tons of good looking dudes no most of the time it's hello welcome how are you doing

02:51okay welcome to change oil you know you need a new filter it's just one specific place in

02:57clinton township i'm not telling anybody yeah it's your place it's your secret it's true though you

03:03could hear it you could hear it in her voice though she can't even really like describe it

03:07just like they're shaking the pickle yeah shaking it but it is funny because you know there is the

03:13uh you know you can see there's the smell of the place you know there's and then like if

03:20for whatever reason if it was all hot chicks it might be all right but yeah like dirty dirty

03:28working yeah i've never had a pleasant experience working dirty slut working i've never had a good

03:35experience getting a oil change wasn't like you know well you haven't had something like that

03:40that's for sure usually it's dudes that look like me kind of yeah like this woman says the way guys

03:47take off their shirts when they reach behind and pull it over their heads she said i can't explain

03:52it but it totally turns me on uh i see i don't know like isn't that why strippers take their shirts

03:57off like they do the cross-armed shirt off like that's not how you would take a shirt off ever

04:02it's a stripper move i think she's meaning like the i know what she's talking about but i'm saying as

04:07guys we like we like that move like the both moves the crisscross arm yeah that is like that with

04:15the chick doing it yeah with the chick doing it we like that i mean that makes some sense as long

04:18as you guys don't get caught in your shirt

04:20i'm like

04:22yeah there's there's actually not a single thing sexy about me taking my shirt off

04:37no it's like a beginning to end

04:39okay chuck come on

04:42i'm just gonna practice it the one-armed way

04:45no it's not

04:47the one-armed way would just be

04:47that's how a little kid takes off their shirt

04:52that's not how a groan that's not a sexy groan man

04:55okay chuck come on

04:57keep your shirt on

04:59so i take my clothes

05:02oh yeah girl you ready for the night of your life

05:05you are you are you ready

05:07are you ready

05:08here it comes

05:08and this is all you'll hear

05:12it's too tight

05:13is laughter

05:14that's all you'll hear

05:16chuck's stuck in his shirt again

05:19another arm caught

05:21another arm caught

05:23i chicken wing myself in my sleeve

05:27yeah it's not good

05:29that is a lot less sexy

05:31uh-huh

05:32uh-huh

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