Destroy The Internet

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what they would destroy the internet for to make sure no one saw.

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00:00what would you have destroyed the internet to make sure no one saw uh someone said that um

00:15i would have destroyed the internet so no man ever got screwed seeing lemon party.com

00:20i god there's some things that i have blocked out of my memory there's some things that are

00:27burned into my mind i'm hoping lemon party is one of those that got blocked and you need to

00:33take a visit no i'm not going back i'm not revisiting i think it is but i just we visited

00:39lemon party it is a fun party i know we did i just don't remember what it was lemon party just let's

00:45do a quick refresher just to see i'm not going on it yeah just go on i'm not going on it just go to

00:51it just tell me what it is i don't i can't even really remember just go to the website just go

00:56to lemon party.com it's for sale just try it okay oh i'm reading about it it's not working i think

01:03it's all coming back lemon party yeah i don't you don't want to go you don't want to go it's gone

01:08it's gone try that what about uh yeah that's what it is it's uh yeah so i remember now bad

01:17yeah yeah it was pretty freaking bad they said describe it to me no it's not or give me like

01:23a couple of words that'll jog my memory three elderly naked men

01:26in a bed together i honestly don't remember it at all thank god

01:33i forgot to mention one of the elderly men's having sausage for dinner

01:42well i mean i figured you could figure that out

01:48click a picture for a funnier image

01:50get out of town

01:52lisa's description

01:54i left out that part because i just figured if it's self-explanatory

02:00get off my computer you son of a bitch

02:01because what are three elderly naked men what would they be doing in bed together

02:05not taking a nap

02:07why is it

02:08why is it called a lemon party

02:10oh dude

02:12okay

02:13he's an artist

02:15he's not an artist

02:17he's an artist

02:18makes art

02:25yeah i don't know the history behind that site but i had come i i don't even remember

02:29seeing that honestly maybe i never even looked at it

02:31it sounds so nice

02:33a lemon party

02:34yeah like if you got invited to one you might go

02:39oh yeah i might i like things with lemon in it

02:42yeah exactly

02:43exactly

02:44yeah that's a different kind of lemon

02:48lemon cake and lemon meringue pie

02:50lululemon

02:51yeah lululemon

02:52lululemon

02:53lemonade

02:54lemonade is delicious

02:56lemonade

02:57lemonade gin drinks

02:58oh yeah

02:59can marinate things in lemon

03:00you don't want to go to that lemon party

03:02that's a different

03:03ooh

03:04that's a different party

03:05oh

03:06yeah lisa's not invited

03:07it doesn't look like lisa's invited

03:09this is some disturbing ones here

03:10uh

03:11what would i destroy the internet for

03:14i came across my aunt on a chubby swinger porn site

03:18chubby swingers

03:19that exists

03:20well

03:21yeah i'm sure it does

03:22come on

03:23i don't know why you're on there

03:24chubbyswingers.com

03:25i don't know why you're on there

03:26chubbyswingers

03:27you know

03:28dot com

03:29what are you doing

03:30yes

03:31like you can't outer

03:32because everyone's gonna be like

03:33why are you on that

03:34yeah exactly

03:35i mean that is a pretty

03:36oh maybe it's not

03:37maybe it was

03:38very specific

03:39mhm

03:40oh you can search for chubby swingers

03:42of course you can

03:43oh god

03:44oh no

03:46oh no

03:47don't do it

03:48don't do it

03:49don't look for it

03:50oh god

03:51oh my god dave what have you done

03:52oh my

03:53oh chubby swingers

03:54yeeks

03:55yeeks and yeeks

03:56oh god first time chubby slut

03:58first time chubby slut

03:59that's right

04:00first time

04:01oh my goodness

04:02oh

04:03oh no

04:04look at that one

04:05oh that's hefty

04:06that is

04:07chubby slut double blowjob

04:09oh

04:10she's busy

04:12busy girl

04:13okay

04:15swing swing swing

04:16oh

04:17yep

04:18so it is

04:19it's out there guys

04:20i just want to hear dave read headlines

04:22the porn videos

04:23oh god chubby

04:24chubby slut double

04:25double bj

04:26oh

04:30oh no

04:31chubby amateur slut bought stuff

04:33oh

04:37just the internet

04:38dave could just go on the internet and just be fascinated all day

04:42like

04:43like just see stuff his little mind has never seen before

04:46the way he's just reading those titles

04:48is the same way like people would like talk about a natural disaster

04:52exactly

04:53or like if aliens came to earth

04:56like describing the mothership

05:01he is he's very

05:02there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:04there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:05there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:06there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:07there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:08there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:09there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:10there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:11there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:12there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:13there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:14there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:15there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

05:16there's like a miracle being taken like happening in front of them

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