Seemingly Harmless

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about what seemingly harmless thing ended up ruining a relationship.

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00:00what's the seemingly harmless thing you cannot believe ended your relationship

00:081-855-954-6969 that's the toll-free number 1-855-954-6969 you can text us at 4-6-9-6-9

00:19and email email at daveandchuckthefreak.com so someone said i met this guy online things

00:25are going amazing we were talking over coffee at my house and somehow a threesome that i had

00:29been involved in while camping the previous summer came up in conversation that was it

00:35never spoke to him again well wait a second she said she was like she admitted she was in a

00:42threesome the previous summer yeah i had to go peace out that's one of my first questions i'm

00:47like two at a time right oh wow i feel like i would never even ask it i would just go my whole life

00:55trying not to find that out but you wouldn't expect someone just to be like yeah i was in a

00:58threesome so last summer i was totally dp'd at a camp site where are you going i see you wouldn't even

01:07like you you'd wake up alone yeah and that's what she said she was ghosted well it's i mean that that

01:14makes sense yeah yeah that's sliver yeah i'm not a real i would not be a real big fan of finding out

01:23that you're i just learned i don't talk past anymore you know like yeah you gotta not broach

01:30some of those things uh this person said i'm a woman dating a guy for about three months he was

01:33great things were awesome finally spent the night at his house we played video games i'm a gamer so we

01:38had it in common he had just gotten the new version of killer instinct well i whooped his ass

01:44multiple times that night he was visibly upset about that he broke up with me two days later i don't do

01:52well in video game situations what a pussy no come on i've always said i i'm not i am not interested in

02:00a girl who games i would i would find that totally unhot come on a girl is supposed to exist

02:08to pull you away from a video game a girl is supposed to exist to be like in lingerie and

02:15saying don't play on that game and that's why you have to be in lingerie and don't play on that

02:21game come play with me in my lingerie they're not supposed to sit what fantasy are you having

02:27yeah you know like yeah that's it like come sit on my lap or something but not but don't like sit

02:34down in your sweats and eat cheetos with me and some guys like that though i get it but that's not

02:40for me share a common i want a chick to be a chick man like a hundred percent yes so if a girl beat

02:47you that'd be a problem no no i mean try i'd have to try and find a girl that could beat me but i mean

02:53here we go so just be in your lingerie ladies and distract i'm just saying

02:59don't play that game i'm a gamer listen if there was a girl in my life if there was a girl in my life

03:08that was a gamer i wouldn't be doing this show anymore we would just have a gaming channel

03:15on youtube and there and that's what we would do i'd be penniless

03:20larry's calling us from mississippi hey larry larry can you hear us larry

03:27okay larry of mississippi what harmless thing ended your relationship go ahead larry

03:37all right i'm a cement mixer driver during the summer in detroit michigan okay and uh i uh

03:45was down and out so i got a job with mcdonald's for part time till spring with my girlfriend okay

03:51now she was flirting with this guy that just got out of prison for five years so he got me back in

03:56the corner whipped out a knife and told me how much they liked that they liked each other i confront

04:01her head and uh she tried to dump me for it and said i called it quick with her so you just got

04:10out in front of it yeah no you just uh he was like you know i bailed yeah i bailed yeah

04:15yeah because if she's gonna be uh one of the uh regents

04:21all right larry next time climb out of the cement mixer when you call in man we appreciate though

04:28you listen to it have a good day larry

04:30that's off though what what we're talking yeah that's like that wasn't quite it but no

04:37but thanks larry yeah your girl's flirting with a knife wielding yeah yeah yeah sure

04:43that's a good reason yeah that's a great reason i got out in front of that one just cut her loose

04:49by no means harmless larry that's harmful i get it i understand why you're not together anymore yeah

04:55we understand larry can you believe it can you believe that's what did it a knife wielding

05:01maniac in mcdonald's yeah sure can classic larry can larry's defense he has no idea what we're

05:07talking about he can't hear a damn thing yeah he's just guessing he just called in guessing

05:11called in to tell a story um broke up with a girl that liked her bacon floppy

05:18it's crispy or get the f out that's weird you don't like it floppy floppy bacon who likes floppy

05:26i never heard it called floppy floppy bacon is gross oh it is it's all that fatty that's all floppy

05:35yeah what would it be soft bacon soft bacon undercooked probably undercooked i would go with

05:44soft if it's not floppy what would you call it then i don't know it's floppy i like it rigid

05:49of course you do uh someone said flaccid bacon flaccid bacon i guess chewy bacon is what

05:56chewy okay that's or other people call it loose bacon loose it is loose though that one that fat

06:02gets in your mouth on a piece of loose bacon chewy i think is the what i was i bit into a sandwich

06:07and i like it snapped back oh no no no keep it together you get out of here you keep my bacon

06:15together you bitch you're loose bacon you might as well floppy bacon you might as well go gather

06:21your things and get that hell out of my house

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