Worst Date Of Your Life

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories about the worst dates of their lives.

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00:00so lolo jones went on a date with blake griffin um about to be a detroit piston she said it was

00:11the worst date of her life what would you say was the worst date of your life 1-855-954-6969

00:16chris you're up next good morning morning what happened uh sitting there on that dinner um

00:23about 10-15 minutes into the conversation and uh top and bottom teeth uh popped right out into the

00:30plate of spaghetti that she had oh her top and bottom teeth how old was this lady

00:36like it was just ridiculous okay i would love love love to set that up as like a hidden camera

00:44thing and put andy on a date and a girl's both set of her teeth fall out into her dude i was just

00:49thinking to see his reaction how would you react andy i'd be like oh your jibs huh

00:58i'm gonna be uh like imagine if it happened to chuck oh either of them chuck even worse if it

01:05happened to chuck both sets of teeth fall out in her spaghetti chuck what do you do i don't know

01:11what i would do uh this person said i might i might get sick oh i could see that i absolutely could

01:19i'd be nice about it but me too i try to be so nice because i my initial reaction would be a like

01:25oh yeah i'd be like oh i definitely would let out oh oh i'd make a noise yeah and i might try and

01:33grab them oh you didn't know you wouldn't reach into her it's true like it's my reaction my natural

01:38reaction oh yeah jibs oh and then i caught him oh man i don't want to catch jibs maybe just offer

01:44her your napkin to set them on while she indulges in the rest of her spaghetti yeah here you go my

01:49lady that i think this spaghetti here is soft so that should be good for you um patrick is with

01:54us next for more and patrick tell us about what you'd say is your worst date ever um so i went on a

01:59date with a girl and i thought everything was going good we went to dave and buster's and then we went

02:05out to eat and her friend was kind of interested in me so i thought you know freeze film was on the

02:10table and i was like maybe a six anyways there was this denny's waiter there and i thought everything

02:16was going good she starts flirting with him anyways i drove her there basically sat with her while she

02:23flirted with this guy then she took him home and had a threesome with her and her friend and i got

02:28nothing and because i was the person who was picked up by her i just didn't wait at her house because

02:33she wasn't willing to drive me home yet oh my god you sat and waited for a denny's waiter to bang

02:39two chicks and be done so they could drive you oh my god you were at the wrong end of a denny's

02:45threesome oh my god yeah i know man you bitch i took you to dave and buster's yeah i'm denny's all

02:51in one evening i think the denny's guy was just at dave and buster's yeah oh okay yeah no he was

02:57part of denny's guy was there yeah it's bad when no offense someone leaves you for a denny's waiter

03:04that's what i was thinking that's a real real kick in the dick yeah it is also man up and get

03:09your own ride home then like just hang around i would do anything but sit there and wait yeah

03:16walk back up you just she's in the other room having a threesome with a denny's waiter and i'm

03:21just gonna wait it out for her to take me home after she's done yeah no and like the the the friend

03:27was obviously uh like you know because at first he was like oh wow this girl's friend is into me

03:33well they were just trying to set up a threesome for that night and they just traded up um this one

03:40went to a coffee shop went to a coffee shop with a guy i met on tinder she said he shows up he's so

03:47freaking loud how you doing hey baby what's going on loud talker and then after every sentence he'd

03:57throw the finger guns at me how you doing

04:01how could you not laugh how could you laugh that's hilarious character flaw to develop

04:30yeah oh your go-to when you're nervous is finger guns hey i speak really loud when i'm nervous

04:37and i got a real problem with finger guns

04:40oh that's terrible you should know that you'd have to keep your hands in your pocket

04:46right but even then you look weird can't just have your hands in your pocket the whole time

04:51hey how are you

04:52uh this one i love um worst date ever she said imagine the nerdiest guy you've ever met right

05:04showed up he was wearing styrofoam rectangles wrapped in plastic bags on his feet

05:10the nerdiest guy you've ever met hello said he was an inventor i'm actually an inventor this is one

05:21of my inventions those were one of his inventions because of his degenerative foot condition uh yes i

05:29my feet are crumbling to pieces and uh the only thing that makes any sense for me is

05:37to put some foam padding around look at it you can see the design i've worked on this for quite some time

05:45it's uh right now it's just tape but you

05:49you have to imagine it actually big straps but i can't sew or anything yet

05:55she's picture like a dramatic she's waiting on him the dramatic door opens and a foot comes out

06:02styrofoam rectangles wrapped in plastic bags these are shoes of my own event

06:09the noise of that well yeah it'd be so loud here he comes

06:15lisa

06:15that was pretty cool i failed to mention my horrible foot condition

06:23actually i'm an inventor

06:26strike strike strike

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