Before The First Date

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners to find out what someone said to them prior to a first date that ended things before they even started.

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00:00what did someone say or do before a first date that made you call it off

00:09this one second date but I called her say hey listen I'm running a bit late

00:14she called me six times within 15 minutes asking me where the f I was

00:21that's chuck leaving the scene

00:27chuck leaving yeah um decided the first date was the last and never showed up for the second

00:34bitch be crazy you know um i do i remember when i was 20 um i one time i did like a hangout date

00:42with a girl uh you know it was very just initial um it was an okay time i saw her again and she

00:50was with a group of friends and then one of her friends was like well you know with your kid

00:54blah blah blah and i was like 20 and the second that i heard her friend reveal that she had a kid

01:03and she had not said anything to me about it and she looked at me and i she saw my face and she knew

01:10because it was like sure that's a hard sell at 20 there goes chuck again at 20 years old there was

01:17no listen i felt bad for her because i was like listen she probably just wanted to like

01:22have fun hang out but i couldn't the second i heard that it was like gone i ain't mad at you

01:28i get it uh someone was waiting on hold i'm not sure if i disconnected them by mistake but i guess

01:33she was saying that on the first date the guy said to her hey if this works out um do you mind if i

01:40blow other guys on the side why yes i do madam no he said that to her oh there's your twist there's your twist

01:53well um allison's with us from clarkston hi allison good morning good morning so the question is

02:03what happened before the first date that made you call it off well it was recently he sent me it

02:11was the day before he sent me a text and it said damn i just had a naughty dream about you i hope i can

02:17go back to sleep it was like this while it's fresh you lay beneath me as i kiss your forehead

02:23kiss your cheek kiss you softly on the lip nibble your earlobe butterfly kiss your neck trace my tongue

02:30down your breast bone i kiss one hip bone and then the other before i bury my in your leg

02:38i smile as you squirm and i lick and kiss and suck your p-word

02:45very nice i feel you're glowing desire and exhaustion and i can feel your soul shake every time you

02:54finish yeah this is before your first date that was before the first date jesus god on earth yeah

03:02that's too much what is he thinking we haven't even met yet no so you know i had a dream of you last

03:09night you're just talking about me squirming and my hip bones i know i know am i a chicken

03:16all we've done is talked on the phone once but i had an intense dream of you it was sexual in nature

03:24dating is rough yeah absolutely my god my god hello how are you just a hey i had a dream about you

03:34maybe next time go with just a how's it going

03:36i don't even think someone's saying they had a dream about me no like don't tell me that

03:45before the first date no frank lisa says you're a freak you're a freak you're a freak nothing but

03:51a freak block voice changing technology yes anonymous from massachusetts that man is very

03:57very subconsciously creepy yeah yes go ahead anonymous so uh first of all penis uh penis was texting with

04:05this girl once years ago uh she asked me if i was into furry uh i don't know if you guys are

04:09familiar with that yes people wear fursuits and stuff yep um and i was kind of like i was researching it

04:15as i was like you know depending whether or not to say yes or no and as i got back to my phone

04:20her next question was would you wear a tail during our first date so she wanted me to go out

04:25in public with her while wearing a fake fur tail and i said hell no she needs to just go to a

04:31furry convention yeah she needs to find a fellow furry don't try and she was trying to turn him

04:36into a furry i don't think that's possible i think you either have furry tendencies or you don't

04:40yeah people haven't tried it you know would you wear a tail for a lady andy oh dave no no you

04:46wouldn't no you don't do any of that just regular sex really but you'll piss on a girl but

04:50if she wanted to i said that once yeah you did but uh i just want to have a tail butt plug or any

04:57of that listen can i i'll be honest i didn't mean a butt plug i just meant a tail it all depends

05:01where in life tail i'd wear that no problem yeah james's got probably i wear the tail i could

05:06spank my ass to call me susan or whatever yeah i was gonna say it all really depends on one time

05:12on the air you'll let a girl piss on you i'll never forget people can't let it go i'll tell

05:18you right now too it all depends like you ask andy when stuff's going good and it's like he's like no

05:27but any of us if stuff dried up yeah yeah oh if i was in a dress i'd have a tail on right now if i

05:33thought i could have sex i can't imagine the things that you would do oh my god you'd probably do quite

05:38a bit you can go ahead and imagine yeah you take it up the butt you do whatever you needed to do i

05:43think i really do think so he hasn't had sex in years cheers to that

05:51what do you need my lady i think so you're right the longer you wait the more i'm saying it all

05:57depends you know what i mean i mean i don't plan on diving into a bathtub of urine but

06:03oh god that's what it takes yeah

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