The First Thing You'd See

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the first things you'd want to see ,if you we're finally able to, after being blind your whole life.

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00:00think about this for a second and reach out to us if you can if you were could see for the first

00:09time in your life what's the first thing you'd want to see you could see for the first time in

00:15your life what's the first thing you'd like to see 1-855-954-6969 see or do i guess first thing

00:23you'd like to see or the first thing you'd like to do 1-855-954-6969 toll free 1-855-954-6969

00:294-6969 and you can text us at 4-6969 i'm just going to do one of these so we get them out of the way

00:36okay bruce in tampa what would it be the man's 44 years old right yeah never seen anything he's

00:42married yet there's got to be some titties right yeah yeah i mean so that's about uh 90 of the

00:48callers and 100 of the text so we got it right i figured that would be the number one once again

00:55though what an odd thing to have felt them like but never know you don't i mean you know what i

01:04mean like you you don't have the same kind of right i hear what you're saying i am a fan because i've

01:10seen them and that's what i mean and love and you appreciate them so that's why i would want to see

01:17them i guess but in reality i've never seen them and they may not hold the same kind of mystery and

01:22joy i wonder if they hold for me now pheromone based and stuff like he can tell it's a woman and

01:29then he touches a beautiful beautiful breast i would be like i need to watch you do something

01:35touch it all touch everything well you know uh dave so you're blind your whole life at 44 you have

01:49surgery that lets you see what's the first thing you'd want to see or do

01:53i would like to say but okay all right thank you sir yeah yeah yeah that's he waited a long time

02:04i'll have nightmares about that call for those who missed it let's recreate it for those who missed it

02:13okay i want to go to dave next dave uh if you could see for the first time in your life what would you

02:19like to see

02:19yes dave we can hear you

02:25hi dave how you doing doing good man so what's the first thing you would like to see

02:33just waiting and waiting and waiting to get that oh my god because he uh yeah you told jason something

02:51else oh did he really yeah he was smart enough to tell jason well but he was gonna say something

02:57else because he was like well i tell you the first thing would be that bye when i almost put a

03:03caption saying the first like wholesome call we got because it was about his family okay that would

03:08have just been really ironic yeah that was wild yeah uh donnie's in uh bradington hi donnie

03:19hey what's up guys love the show penis balls penis to you sir so uh you can see for the first time

03:25what is it man i'd like to take him to a like a surround sound movie with the visual effects

03:32you know i think that kind of be it's like his first trip you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah

03:37you're right you know you're seeing all that stuff for the very first time in your life you'd be like

03:41is that really real or what what the hell's going on oh yeah like an imax movie would just trip

03:48right out unbelievable i wonder if it could be too much at first could be like some stuff like

03:54overstimulation well yeah you're probably right stick to titties and work your way up

03:57you gotta start with a nipple work your way up

04:00can you imagine you won't even show him like a full boob right at first right here's half a

04:05titty dude here's cleavage sit down here's cleavage i know look get it away get it away it's too much

04:10he's going into shock he's hard as a rock jesus christ

04:15you gotta just you have to break him in watch that heart too you know

04:21oh yeah you got it all hooked up you show him half a titty it's like

04:24get it out get it out of the room someone's standing by with paddles

04:29oh god oh we had to bring him into titties jesus god load the j-lo shaking her ass video

04:37that's too much we can't do it jock he's got to do it sometime oh my god

04:45um robert's with us next hey robert good morning so uh if you could see for the first time in your

04:51adult life what would you want to see or do morning guys long time listener penis vagina best sandwich in

04:58the world thank you sir all right thank you what would robert like to see

05:05go down in death valley at night and just stare straight up at the sky yeah

05:11yep i can't disagree with it robert if that's one of the greatest things you've seen in your

05:15life what else would you list is one of the greatest things robert has seen in his life

05:19about the sandwich my donger

05:21my dog is so far down

05:32on the list you love your donger huh oh man good for him good for him well congratulations dude

05:40number two on your list of greatest things you've ever seen thanks for calling robert

05:45can a personal question but can i ask you how old you are 72 72 years old still in love with your

05:51dog he loves it amazing every day in the shower

05:55jesus i don't know boy go get it go get it okay robert all the best to you in your array you're

06:02done yep all right bye guys take care robert's full of surprises robert is my donger

06:09you need to see the vastness of space yeah you know you want to see what's going on out there the

06:16wonders of the stars take a look at this

06:18the fact that he calls it donger at 72 is amazing to me like only idiots like us call it donger

06:32we taught him that yeah we probably did yeah i guess we did he's just trying to get us to

06:36understand he's been listening for years that's nuts but thanks robert and thanks for calling in man

06:41you

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