00:00what is the worst thing you can say in bed they ask people this i'll tell you what the number
00:09one answer is in a moment but for you what's the worst thing anyone's ever said to you in bed
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00:33absolute worst thing you can say to someone you're in bed with is you're doing it wrong yeah that's a
00:39bummer to hear isn't it you're doing you're doing it wrong what'd you expect yeah that's the only
00:45retort can't say you're doing it wrong like i'm gonna take you on a journey my lady but doing it
00:51wrong you're doing it wrong stop thank god no one's ever said that to me that would crush you
00:56as a guy i'd just be like i'm gonna go watch what am i doing wrong i mean i know i'm doing it wrong
01:01so we're talking about the worst thing someone's ever said to you in bed someone said
01:07the worst thing they've heard can you smell that that's not a good one oh jesus oh no jesus what is
01:14it bedroom smells any kind of talk of smells is no smell you're hoping something over like you're
01:19cooking something downstairs right yeah like it's something unrelated to the activities something's
01:23rotting in a garbage can or something like a like a glass of milk that was left somewhere what's that
01:28smell that's crazy something coming from your body anything else let's hope it's not coming from
01:32your body yeah that's from one of my sores oh that's real open that thing gets ripe there's pus coming
01:42oh goodness that's another thing there's pus coming out of that's a bad one too yeah you don't
01:47want to hear that you gotta go to the doctor no talk of pus yeah no talking about the worst thing
01:54someone said to you in bed this woman said to this guy hold on let me move my fat you know my boner's
02:03down now so i don't think you need to let me move my fat that was sad huh i never have to say it
02:10it was car sex he said and i'm a gentleman so i waited for her yes my lady please move your fat
02:17i'm gonna move mine where are you putting yours where are you gonna put it because i gotta put
02:25mine to the side you put yours up i gotta put mine somewhere all right now run at each other
02:29and hope it works i'm gonna rest mine on you right now not there not there
02:35it's got away from me goodness it always does oh my god this woman said to this guy
02:44stop eating my bits like a dog eating out of a bowl oh my god holy lord i hope she didn't sound
02:50like that i'm assuming she did i think she did my bits oh good dog eating his food out of a bowl
02:57that's the last time i get on plenty of fish i'll tell you that you're smoking while i'm doing it
03:03can you stop you're burning my you're burning my name move hey quit moving the ashtray on your back
03:08you asked on my knee around you asked on me put the ashtray on your head jeez um well someone said i
03:15had someone actually point to something i have down there which is a birthmark and say in a
03:21disgusted voice what in god's name is that it's not ideal to hear well that's my penile birthmark
03:30it's my penile group
03:33to even have to say that is well yeah i know but i mean i didn't know you would ask well i must tell
03:43you that is my penile birthmark looks like benjamin franklin
03:46listen here you insisted on doing what the lights are
03:50what in god's name is that
03:53that's why i kept it
03:56wow my history buff
03:59love it i put little glasses on
04:01so uh they say the worst thing someone can say to you in bed is can you do it like this
04:10we disagree we're hearing much worse oh my god much worse from you guys about the worst thing that
04:15someone said to you in bed like this uh oh my god she was on top she stopped and said i'm sorry
04:25i just pooped on you oh that's the worst thing you could hear
04:30i uh thank you i'm sorry thank you for the heads up
04:34i'm gonna be honest with you i knew a couple minutes before you said
04:39i appreciate you telling me
04:41but the word was out that's what i thought it was
04:45can you please dismount
04:46carefully oh my goodness uh trey
04:50hey trey good morning
04:52it wasn't the worst thing it said to me it's the worst thing said to my grandfather
04:57and she said hold on i gotta take off my leg because she's an amputee and she had a fake
05:02leg on we got that yeah so your grandfather was like sit down let me tell you a story about when
05:08i had sex with exactly that's exactly what happened you wouldn't believe what she said
05:12she said hold on i've gotta take grandpa well she said she sat there and she said let me pop my
05:19legs off real quick and then we went at it and this was in world war ii this was in world war ii
05:25said it was a french whorehouse that's right an old french whorehouse and i got the last one
05:31the rest were taken italian huh yep i was the last in line and the only one left was
05:36the legless one but you still did it that's the moral of the story absolutely i hope you learned
05:42something boy i did good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good
