Greatest Sexual Achievement

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories about their greatest sexual achievements.

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00:00all right here's a question for you on Dave and Chuck the Freak this morning what would you say

00:11has been your greatest sexual achievement your greatest sexual achievement ever even having

00:20that's what I was just gonna say just having some sex if you have something you think qualifies as

00:26a greatest sexual achievement 1-855-954-6969 is the toll-free number to reach us 1-855-954-6969

00:36or you can text us at 4-6969 and the email as always is email at daveandchuckthefreak.com

00:44let's go to uh rick who's on a regular line with us hi rick good morning to you

00:49hey electrified penis falls and right back at you yes i uh i played college hockey at bethel

00:58university in minneapolis don't know if i'm allowed to say that name or not but uh they're christ

01:03christian college and uh i befriended two inseparable really smoking hot girls and uh

01:12they said the only way that this was going to happen was if it was a three-way so three-way

01:17wednesdays became a thing for me the life of a hockey player three-way wednesdays yeah

01:23my wednesday today is just scraping enough together to get a fleshlight

01:27one-way wednesdays for 30 odd years

01:32one-way wednesday it's a one-way wednesday what a streak

01:37yep yeah um okay a couple of texts here i knew i'd hate this

01:44this guy said his greatest sexual achievement he licked the tip

01:48his own

01:50very flexible man yeah or

01:59very well endowed right

02:01hung like a horse yes

02:04champions with hung like a horse

02:07real thrill bread uh this guy i'm three feet away from life

02:12this guy said i got a bj during a work skype while on camera from the chest up

02:17i think there's a lot of that going on these days

02:20yeah i think the perverted people

02:22who can have some sex action

02:24the numbers the numbers here are not adding up we need to focus on quarter

02:30why are your eyes crossed

02:33because i'm thinking too much about work

02:37ah the old skype beager

02:41the old skype

02:43the old skype beager

02:442020

02:45would you care for a lesbian tale this morning

02:48yes

02:49sure

02:49here's a lesbian's greatest sexual achievement

02:52good morning anonymous how are you

02:54hello good how are you

02:55we're doing okay so what was it for you

02:57all right so um

02:59one of two things here um

03:01one would have to be

03:03uh two straight women

03:05um claiming that they

03:07could go the rest of their lives without having sex with a man ever again

03:10um

03:11as i identify as a gay woman

03:14and so the other one would have to be

03:16making um

03:17women on multiple occasions cry

03:19after having an orgasm

03:21like really really good tears

03:22can i ask a question

03:25oh my god

03:26uh yes

03:27when you say you made these ladies

03:29cry

03:31when you brought them to tears

03:32was it using your oral

03:34or digital skills

03:36oh

03:37well

03:38combination

03:39combo

03:39yeah

03:40combo

03:40both at the same time

03:42separately

03:43yeah

03:43uh

03:45at the same time

03:46at the same time

03:47just making sure

03:49and they had never experienced said tears

03:51said pleasure tears

03:53before then

03:53no

03:55no

03:55do you believe you've got some sort of magic lesbo tongue

03:58or what's what's the deal here

04:00i don't know man

04:01you just gotta listen to a woman's body

04:03that's that's all it is

04:04it's science

04:04just

04:05you know

04:05it's true

04:06do some research

04:06yeah

04:07yep

04:07listen to them

04:08skills

04:08don't be too cocky going in

04:11take some tips

04:12that's

04:14all right anonymous

04:16thanks for calling in

04:17wonderful advice to a lesbian

04:17yeah thanks guys

04:18don't be too cocky going in

04:20don't be too cocky

04:23don't be too cocky

04:25anywho

04:32hmm

04:33fine tale

04:34uh we're talking about your greatest sexual achievements

04:37and uh andy's up next with us here

04:39good morning andy

04:40hey good morning ripcord

04:42ripcord

04:43what's your story dude

04:44uh

04:45you know i was at a bar one time

04:47met some rando chick

04:49hitting it off

04:50made out a little bit

04:50i go to the bathroom to go pee

04:52i feel like warm

04:54as i'm peeing

04:55i never took myself out of my pants

04:57completely peed my pants

04:58so now i'm like

04:59well what the hell do i do

05:00how do you do that

05:01so i go to the bar

05:02it was terrible

05:03i sit down at the bar

05:05i actually tied my uh

05:06sweater around my waist

05:07kind of hide it

05:08the girl's like

05:08why'd you take your sweater off

05:09instead of lying

05:11like i normally would

05:11i'm like you know what

05:12i'm gonna be honest

05:13i told her

05:13hey i peed my pants

05:14she's like no you didn't

05:15so i show her

05:16she's like uh

05:17did you drive here

05:18i'm like yep

05:19she's like follow me

05:19went back to her place

05:21she took off my clothes

05:22put them in the shower

05:23or put them in the washer

05:24her and i took a shower

05:26had sex that night

05:27i woke up

05:28got my clean clothes

05:28bolted out like michael

05:30that is pretty impressive

05:31that you pissed yourself

05:32you wet your pants

05:34at the bar

05:34and still managed

05:35to take a lady home

05:36some guys got all the luck

05:37i guess they do

05:38because that should shut

05:40everything down

05:41she's a special girl guys

05:42i guess

05:43she even did his laundry

05:44she's like come on back

05:45yeah

05:46what's a little urine

05:48but then i'll throw that

05:49in the washer

05:49change your life

05:51good is new

05:51then he took off

05:53the next morning

05:54they all do lease

05:56they all lease

05:58thanks for the fresh pants

05:59i get them while

06:01the getting's good

06:01i'm always down a tide pod

06:04and that never should happen

06:10you you piss your pants

06:11at a bar

06:12that's a crazy

06:13different movie

06:13he's like hmm

06:14i won't say that i

06:15spilled a drink

06:16i pissed myself

06:19i'm gonna be

06:21one thousand percent

06:22honest

06:23this is all my urine

06:24i'm covered in my own pee

06:26you

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