Too Embarrassing To Do

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what they would like to do if it wasn't too embarrassing and calls about wearing make-up and dirty talk are featured.

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00:00What would you do if it wasn't too embarrassing to do?

00:13Like, Andy, I think, you know, I think there's a lot of pressure on you to be manly when you're hanging out with, say, Ken and Mark.

00:21Right.

00:21You know, there's certain things you definitely can't do in front of them.

00:25What would you love if it wasn't embarrassing and you could cut loose?

00:28What would you love to be able to do with those guys?

00:30I'd like to drink, you know, some fruitier drinks around them, probably.

00:35Yeah.

00:36Some easier stuff.

00:37You know, the weirdest drink I drink around those guys, because it's still kind of acceptable as a Bloody Mary.

00:43But I mean, like, I like mimosa.

00:45I'd drink a mimosa in the morning, whatever.

00:48But they wouldn't let you, right?

00:49If you went to breakfast with Mark and Ken and you ordered a mimosa.

00:54I'd never hear the end of it.

00:55What would happen?

00:56I'd just be, I'd be berated for weeks.

00:59Yeah.

01:00Oh, my God.

01:02Here he comes.

01:03Better get him his vitamin C.

01:05Can you put a spritz of, he likes his champagne in his orange juice, you know.

01:13A little spritz of champagne.

01:16Always celebrating.

01:17Mm-hmm.

01:19Yeah.

01:20Yeah, they would, honestly, and there'd be like a hundred mimosas in your office.

01:25Oh, yeah, that's Ken.

01:26Oh, yeah.

01:26That's Ken's ultimate vengeance.

01:28Let's put a hundred things in your office.

01:29That would be great.

01:29Yeah, a hundred mimosas.

01:31Yeah.

01:32We wouldn't come out of that office.

01:33No.

01:34Lisa, come in here.

01:35Lisa, mimosas.

01:36Look what Ken did.

01:38Ben from Warren's on the Rifflines.

01:40Hi, Ben.

01:41Heyo, if I could do something and not get embarrassed by it, I'd wear makeup, because

01:46I've seen some amazing things girls do with it.

01:49Like, they completely transform their face and stuff.

01:51I'd totally do that stuff.

01:53Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

01:56Makeup is tough.

01:58But I get what he's saying, though, because it's like, Lisa's face is the best.

02:03Well, she's not a fan of guys.

02:04She's not cool with guys in makeup.

02:06No.

02:07No.

02:08Yeah.

02:08I just want to wear makeup.

02:15No, just let me put the lipstick on.

02:18I make myself so pretty.

02:19I'd be so pretty.

02:21It's so goddamn pretty.

02:22There's so many flaws without my makeup.

02:25I'd put a nice foundation on it.

02:28And some rouge on my cheeks.

02:32Some lipstick.

02:35I really want them to pop.

02:38Oh, my God.

02:43Mascara!

02:46Eyeshadow!

02:48Luke.

02:50How are you?

02:51Support.

02:53Support command.

02:54Is phone cut out?

02:57No, I'm here.

02:58Okay.

02:58Go ahead.

02:59What's up?

03:01What's your comment?

03:04I'm really bad at dirty talk with my girlfriend.

03:08I can't imagine.

03:09It seems like you'd be great.

03:14Poor guy.

03:16And she's the first person that really wanted me to do it.

03:19And I just can't help but sound like a little kid when I do it.

03:23And she tells her friends everything.

03:26Oh, well, that sucks.

03:27I feel like it's really good.

03:29No, that sucks.

03:30Because you know she's going to.

03:31If you knew she wasn't telling anyone, would it be easier for you?

03:34No.

03:37It's just.

03:38No, not his thing.

03:39Some people just don't.

03:40Some people can't handle it.

03:41Some people, it's not in them.

03:43No.

03:43You know?

03:44It seems like he'd be really slow to get to the point.

03:47Yeah.

03:47Dirty talk.

03:47You're a, you're a, you're a.

03:50That's why.

03:50You're a dirty girl.

03:52You're just going to be a dirty little slut for me.

03:56You, uh.

03:58You like him?

03:59You're, uh.

03:59You're part.

04:01I feel so really, really good and it's really tight.

04:07You ready to be a bad, bad girl?

04:10You ready to be bad for me and get a spankings?

04:14Here.

04:16Here it comes.

04:20What's your role?

04:23Here comes that, that beat and I was promising you.

04:27Slow, dirty talk.

04:28Somebody needs to be, um, punished.

04:31That the person is you.

04:35If it's okay.

04:36If it's alright with you, I'm sorry.

04:39I'm so sorry.

04:42Oh, that is embarrassing.

04:44No, he shouldn't do it.

04:45He should just say he can't do it.

04:46Just don't do it.

04:47Give it up.

04:47Please just don't.

04:48Don't tell your friends.

04:49I mean, don't tell your friends about it.

04:51You want to take a seat?

04:52Right on, um.

04:55Right on my face.

04:56No, that's not your game, man.

05:02That's not your game.

05:03Not meant for you.

05:03No.

05:04Wipe the spot for you.

05:05Okay, so Mike's up next.

05:07Hey, Mike.

05:07The question is, what would you do if it wasn't too embarrassing?

05:13Penis.

05:14Penis.

05:15Hey, Dave.

05:16Yep, hi.

05:17I want to do a double dildo with a girl.

05:22Why are you addressing me?

05:25You know.

05:26You know.

05:26Yep.

05:27You know.

05:29That guy could barely get that sentence out.

05:32I mean, that's a miracle that he got that out.

05:36I'm dying.

05:37Are you okay?

05:37No, I'm dying.

05:40It was a miracle.

05:41He really had to address you, though, Dave.

05:42Dave.

05:45Dave.

05:46Yep.

05:48Go ahead.

05:50A double dildo with a double dildo.

05:51Two girls.

05:54A double dildo with a double dildo.

05:57Two girls.

05:59Dave.

06:01Stop calling me by name.

06:02I think he passed out right after that, too.

06:04He got that call.

06:05He could only get that one sentence out, and then he passed right back out.

06:08A double dildo with a double dildo.

06:09I just love Dave's reaction.

06:13Why are you addressing me?

06:14I don't know.

06:17I don't know what you had to do with it.

06:18Everything was odd.

06:19You shouldn't have had anything to do with it.

06:21I should not have.

06:22In which way, I was wants to do this.

06:28I don't know what you have to do with it.

06:29I should not have.

06:30You shouldn't have.

06:32I should not have.

06:38You should not have.

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