Dirty Charades

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A listener sent an e-mail about his current situation and when some of the words are too vulgar to say, Dave has to act them out while the rest of the show guesses what he is doing.

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00:00so our next email came into email at daveandcheckthefreak.com says how's she going

00:08hey let me start off by saying love the show i have a situation going on that's not your

00:13ordinary situation and you guys are perfect for giving advice on these things i found so

00:17i'm a 24 year old guy that's divorced my ex is the sluttiest of sluts congratulations

00:23definitely a part of the legion i learned that after just two and a half years of marriage

00:28she lied to me about how many guys she was with she's been with all ages let's just say she pretty

00:33much does anything so to me she is absolute trash i mean long story short she's just not a great

00:39person for some reason though she'll still do anything for me and when i mean anything i'm

00:45talking sexually yes now i don't absolutely see a future with her whatsoever but i've been so stuck

00:53on her doing things for me like make videos of anything i ask for

00:58yes david oh my god what david just uh and i can't say david you know with the

01:10the full he'll say it like the full hand yes yes yes yes um the

01:16hold on this is kind of like charades it's kind of like charades anything he wants

01:24that's terrible i don't know what that is it could mean anything it could mean two things

01:31i think we know so fountain time fountain time little

01:36around play back play back play yep you're getting it yeah

01:43good at this i think it was like charades it is yeah just a double double double double

01:49yeah hello yeah double yeah

01:52uh-huh double bleh double bleh

01:56i love dirty charades okay one more thing she gets her to do okay okay sounds like i'm gonna need

02:04a tool for this okay all right all right making like a paper airplane he's carving so he's cutting

02:11he's he's actually cutting something out of a piece of paper exciting it's like watching magic

02:16uh-huh oh glory glory glory hole

02:20yes

02:20glory hole dave built a glory hole dave built a glory hole

02:26amazing can i buy that glory hole after the show yeah yeah you can hear him carving it out

02:34news glory hole i didn't know what he was gonna do i was like is he making a paper swan

02:39is he is it origami what is this i was with bated breath i waited

02:46for him to finish carving wow this one's gonna be hard for me to do there was one more thing that

02:50he made her do oh my god okay okay

02:53my word who hmm they're not all easy they're not all easy all right

02:58foot foot yep yes but also um

03:06holy crap what so feed a double yes uh and foot in the no um his foot oh oh his foot right

03:26okay okay uh-huh got that part uh-huh yeah yeah oh boy uh-huh same time uh-huh black guy

03:39two guys at one time all over uh two a black eiffel tower

03:48you guys are good i had no idea what the hell he was doing i know jesus

04:03dirty charades we should do this for a living i know i was like foot job

04:06i thought you wanted to eat a hamburger with your feet up

04:10oh i see i didn't know i didn't know i had no idea the feet threw me off too i thought it was more about

04:16the feet i wanted to show the dp but i really just should have got down and done

04:21i think if i went down on all fours and had that you would have known immediately right

04:28it took longer than it should you were in very vulnerable states i was absolutely i put myself

04:33i think you're gonna be happy that you weren't on the ground simulating a dp you're right for the

04:40video i did a lot though i did a lot and i gotta say it was very we gotta give dave credit it was

04:44very brave for him to demonstrate that it was for us especially when his feet went up

04:48his feet went up

04:53yeah no i made the glory hole with a pin coming through it someone called it dave's story hole

04:58yeah yeah it's a story even simulated what the glory hole does yeah exactly yeah it was

05:04and that was uh that was something yeah yeah it was something to do

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