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Judge Dave
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
A drunk guy was arrested after breaking into a strangers house and Dave thinks the punishment was too harsh. The show then wonders what it would be like if Dave were to be a judge and lay down the law.
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00:00
a man who last remembered being at a bachelor party then waking up inside a stranger's home
00:15
in raisinville township michigan has just been arrested on burglary charges the suspect was
00:21
drunk when he walked into their house and passed out on the floor the homeowners tried to awaken
00:26
the stranger but he didn't respond the man had no intention of breaking into a house he was
00:31
described as respectful and apologetic but yet they still arrested him well you still can i can
00:38
apologize i can apologize you're obviously wasted you just trouble found you that night
00:44
trouble found you no you gotta uh gotta pay for that b and e serious stuff still i know but drunken
00:53
b and e drunken unaware b and e when everyone knows that's the case dave's rules are a little
00:59
different drunken drunken shot somebody he's got an iron fist when you don't expect him to yeah he's
01:06
just miscellaneous you jaywalk he kills you you get drunk and break into someone's home get out of
01:17
here you rascal you never know when i'll lay down the law yeah he's just having a little fun it's a
01:22
terrifying country to live in cave land yeah but it is shenanigans i mean yeah we should overlook it
01:30
judge dave overruled be gone you crazy fool well just a little drunken up next jaywalk a death
01:40
kill him don't cross the street you idiot you whore
01:45
what a great judge show yeah you never know what's coming next judge dave judge dave today
01:53
on judge dave a jaywalker sentenced to death guy breaks in i would just like try and get on there
02:00
and just say that uh my wife cheated on me and then uh he could just kill her yeah he'd be like
02:05
yeah poor no proof but i think you probably are oh yeah the judge dave show would be a fun show though
02:13
it's this it's the element of surprise i think yeah you'd never figure out what judge dave was
02:19
going to do next we don't know what he's going to do well the last three of the last five jaywalkers
02:24
he killed in a surprise he let two live and just leave and you never know which dave's going to show
02:33
up the jaywalkers they actually brought back the firing squad for him well that was one of them
02:39
uh yet another one electrocuted and another one thrown in a well
02:43
i just you know what driving downtown all the time the people that just cross the road
02:50
and don't give a damn about cars and just assume you're gonna stop well i know i know judge dave
02:56
ain't stopping yeah no judge dave is plowing right through you all rise for judge dave
03:01
you whores better rise that whore didn't rise she's dead up your knees whore
03:08
next time i hang out with you dave i'm gonna jaywalk just to mess with you
03:13
damn it chase me down
03:18
dave loves a citizen's arrest
03:25
you think dave would citizen arrest somebody
03:28
oh yeah he'd love to
03:31
oh come on i won't take it that far
03:33
i mean if i had the power to maybe
03:36
the right set of cuffs
03:38
it's a citizen's arrest
03:40
jave's got cuffs on him at all times
03:42
you never god damn know
03:45
you never know when you're gonna encounter someone breaking the law
03:48
some guy comes up to you and just cuffs you
03:51
oh what the hell
03:52
jaywalker
03:53
those are for two things the bedroom and justice
03:58
yeah it does burn my biscuits when someone jaywalks
04:00
i bet it does
04:01
that's his catchphrase
04:07
yeah you know what that right there that burns my biscuits
04:10
oh he burnt his biscuits again
04:16
there's nothing like that for you guys that just kind of rubs you the wrong way
04:20
no
04:20
to kill someone like a man
04:24
i'm not gonna kill someone for god's sake
04:26
i hate line cutters
04:27
line cutters
04:29
oh you do hate a line cutter
04:30
you
04:30
you hate a line cutter
04:31
i'm right there with you
04:32
i don't like them either really
04:33
it's just people who think they're above everyone else
04:36
yeah like they don't have to play by the same rules
04:38
well suck it
04:38
yes you do
04:39
judge dave said you do
04:40
i don't like
04:41
i don't like a movie talker
04:42
no i hate a movie talker
04:45
i hate a movie talker
04:45
that's my whole family
04:46
should be
04:47
yeah just put them all down
04:48
oh indians are movie talkers
04:50
really
04:50
they just don't understand
04:52
talk it up huh
04:52
they don't understand the boundaries of not talking
04:55
oh
04:55
never see a movie with an indian person
04:57
okay
04:58
more advice from judge dave
04:59
okay
04:59
that's good advice
05:01
that's so true
05:03
so you'd be
05:03
you'd be like bailiff chuck
05:05
and you just gotta be like
05:06
he's like
05:06
you gotta laugh at whatever he says
05:08
yep
05:08
kill him dave
05:10
every once in a while
05:11
he asks me
05:12
yeah
05:13
like just every once in a while
05:15
he's like what do you think
05:15
bailiff chuck
05:16
kill him all dave
05:18
jay walker
05:19
just hang him
05:20
more deaths than any other tv show
05:24
it's judge dave
05:26
you don't want to be in judge dave's court though
05:29
oh my god
05:30
you never know what's gonna happen
05:31
throws the gavel at ya
05:32
or just sets you free
05:34
yeah
05:34
I mean it's a real
05:35
yeah
05:37
you're drunk and you broke into a house
05:39
get out of here
05:40
yeah
05:40
get crazy animal
05:42
you jaywalk
05:43
hits the gavel
05:44
he's like that is hilarious
05:46
yeah
05:48
I honestly don't see that big deal
05:49
he was apologetic
05:51
and he was respectful
05:52
and you know he was just drunk
05:54
well the people's court theme took a chance
05:57
yeah
05:57
it's really weird
05:58
it got real funky
05:59
psychedelic
06:00
it's like an acid trip at the end
06:03
little steve millery
06:03
oh yeah
06:05
oh man
06:08
no one's ever got this far in
06:11
no
06:11
this is judge dave high
06:13
judge dave showed
06:15
you'd get this far in it
06:17
oh yeah
06:17
sounds like the doors
06:18
writers on the storm at the end
06:20
this is the end
06:22
that's it
06:23
that's it
06:24
dave's little friend
06:26
guillotine
06:28
guillotine
06:28
guillotine
06:28
Okay.
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