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Dave Goes Undercover
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the things undercover police officers are allowed to do while working and imagine what could happen if Dave took a job undercover.
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Under Michigan law, it is legal for police to have sex with prostitutes during an undercover investigation.
00:17
Cops can nail hookers if they're on an undercover investigation.
00:22
You know, I actually think that you need this depending on what I'm doing.
00:30
What am I proving that she's going to have sex with me?
00:32
No, I think it's for deeper stuff than this.
00:35
I think it's when it's like, so I am an undercover cop and I am going after Andy.
00:41
And Andy is big time into the drug world.
00:44
Right.
00:45
Okay.
00:45
And so we're hanging out one night and then Andy's like, I brought us some bitches.
00:50
Yeah, look at these hookers I brought.
00:52
And then I'm like, oh, Jesus, I'm okay, man.
00:55
I really think that that's...
00:57
That would kind of blow your cover.
00:58
Yeah.
00:58
What do you mean you don't bang hookers, I'd say?
01:01
And I'm telling...
01:02
And you'll see if your suspicions will go up.
01:05
And I'll tell you...
01:06
But it's crazy the line of illegal activity that they're not allowed to do.
01:10
Yeah.
01:11
Like, what was that guy that brought down...
01:12
They can't do drugs.
01:13
Well, at least they weren't supposed to, but...
01:15
I know...
01:16
I knew some guys that were undercover.
01:18
They did more stuff.
01:20
You know, it was almost one of the things that got them.
01:22
So, like, if cops go in to bust a rub-and-tug, they can be tugged and be cool?
01:28
Like, I don't think this is really about prostitutes and rub-and-tugs.
01:35
This is about deeper crap.
01:37
I had a buddy who used to do this, deep undercover stuff.
01:40
And he...
01:41
I mean, the stories he has blow me away.
01:44
Right.
01:44
He didn't mention that he had to bang anyone.
01:46
No, but also it's like, okay, well...
01:49
So Andy busts out a bunch of coke.
01:53
Yeah, you can't not do the coke.
01:54
Well, and speaking of that, we have an undercover cop here.
01:56
Voice-changing technology.
01:58
Good morning, Anonymous.
01:59
How are you?
02:00
Good morning.
02:01
Good.
02:01
How are you?
02:02
Good.
02:02
So we're talking about the fact that it's legal for police to have sex with prostitutes
02:06
during an undercover investigation.
02:07
You had a story you wanted to share.
02:10
Yeah, so back in my younger years, we used to, you know, get down with the A.
02:17
And there was this dude that would hang out with us.
02:20
Like, he was a friend of a friend.
02:22
Like, literally six months, we would all hang out, partying all night.
02:25
And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, like four or five of my friends got busted.
02:31
And this dude was an undercover Norco.
02:34
So he did cocaine with you guys?
02:35
He partied with us all night, every night, like, straight up.
02:40
Yeah, he was one of the dudes.
02:43
Would he do it or just pretend?
02:44
Because I'd, like, pretend to snort it.
02:45
How are you?
02:46
How are you going to do that?
02:47
Yeah, he's a really good boy.
02:49
You know, five lines would be five people.
02:52
All five lines are going to disappear.
02:54
I'd blow it up.
02:56
No, no.
02:57
They'd be on to Dave so quick.
02:59
Undercover Dave will be on to Dave.
03:01
Undercover Dave?
03:02
Dave's mustache he would grow to be.
03:03
Dave trying to infiltrate a drug ring or something would be hilarious.
03:10
Yeah, pass me that.
03:11
Let's do an A.
03:13
Pass me that cocaine.
03:14
He'd be Googling what is an A.
03:16
Well, it's yay is what she said.
03:18
Oh, yay.
03:19
Okay.
03:20
What is yay?
03:20
I'll Google an A.
03:22
I'm ready to do an A with you, fellas.
03:23
I figured I could, like, you know, pretend I'm doing a line, but I didn't really just blow
03:30
it off, like, yeah, this is a great cocaine.
03:32
They're going to notice that.
03:33
They're going to notice that.
03:35
Yeah, woo!
03:37
Let's all do an A.
03:39
The Google correct is like, no, it's not an A.
03:43
Pass the A.
03:45
I guess it's one of those parties where we're all doing a bunch of A, huh?
03:49
I'm in.
03:50
Why wouldn't I be in?
03:52
I hate to see Dave's undercover cop movie where they only bust rub and tugs.
03:56
She tugs me again.
03:57
Get him in here.
03:58
Let's go.
03:58
That was an official tug.
04:01
Undercover Dave.
04:03
Undercover Dave.
04:05
Oh, yeah.
04:06
I'll do cocaine.
04:09
I think this man just blew all that cocaine everywhere.
04:13
There's a huge cloud of smoke.
04:16
It's like, what?
04:17
That's not how you do cocaine, Dave.
04:18
I can't tell you something in my throat.
04:20
It's the cough.
04:22
Undercover Dave turns down drugs.
04:24
Sorry, guys.
04:25
I don't know if you messed up on the B.
04:27
Extra strength Benadryl.
04:28
Now I have an extra strength Benadryl to be.
04:31
I am.
04:32
I'm going to be asleep in 10 minutes.
04:40
Brutus, one more story here.
04:41
Hi, Brutus.
04:41
Good morning.
04:42
Hey, so this isn't about a cop or something.
04:47
This isn't about a cop banging a prostitute.
04:49
This is about my buddy banging a cop while she was undercover.
04:54
She was working out at Burning Man, a psychedelic festival out in Nevada.
04:59
Yeah.
05:00
And the cop got too intoxicated on the psychedelics that that tribe was providing, found my buddy,
05:07
confessed, said, hey, I'm infiltrating this group.
05:11
There's these people in this that I got to get, and I'm an undercover.
05:13
I feel so guilty about doing it, but spilled it.
05:17
So my buddy took her to his tent and gave it to her good all night.
05:20
Said, you know, hey, that's the police, basically.
05:23
Oh, wow.
05:24
See, that would take down undercover Dave.
05:27
Yeah.
05:27
I'd do some drugs, and then I'd spill my beans.
05:30
Oh, yeah, Dave.
05:31
Listen, guys.
05:32
You guys are all going to jail.
05:34
You are.
05:35
Not now.
05:37
But, boy, oh, boy, after this Burning Man, the stuff I've seen you guys do, and you've
05:44
made me do, oh, boy, you guys are going to jail forever.
05:52
Man, I'm high.
05:53
Yeah, I'd spill the beans.
05:55
I know.
05:55
I'd ruin it for myself.
05:57
Yeah.
05:57
I cannot be in an undercover situation with any sensitive material locked in his head.
06:01
No.
06:02
Have a couple of whiskeys, and look out.
06:05
Yeah.
06:05
I'll tell you everything.
06:06
I'll tell you everything.
06:08
I'll tell you...
06:08
I'll tell you I'll tell you everything.
06:12
Yeah.
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