Phantom Head Injury

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what it would be like to work with Dave if he suffered a head injury.

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00:00Lee Ray, good morning, you're on with David, Chuck the Freak, talking about a surgeon saving

00:10a man's hand from being amputated by sewing it into his stomach.

00:13I had a friend who was in a bad motorcycle accident, and what happened was, because his

00:19brain was swelling so bad, they had to remove the top of his skull, and when they did that,

00:25the top of the skull goes inside the stomach.

00:28Oh, they stick it down in there to keep its juices flowing or whatever?

00:34Is it a sterile environment?

00:35I guess so, it's the most safest sterile environment inside of the body, and then when the brain

00:42goes back down, they put it back on with the helmet, but then honestly what happened was

00:50is he took a header out of the bed, and it started all over again, they had to remove

00:55it again, put it back in his stomach.

00:58They should have maybe tied him, had him a little more secure, huh?

01:01Oh, yeah.

01:02That guy's had a tough go.

01:03I just couldn't.

01:04When I fall on the ground without a skull, things aren't well.

01:08Everything was so horrible there for that poor guy.

01:10How does it look when they reattach your skull?

01:13Look it up.

01:14Oh, damn it.

01:15We put the damn thing on backwards.

01:18Oh, it's all misshapen.

01:20Oh.

01:22Yeah.

01:23This is after he had it reattached.

01:25Yeah, yeeks.

01:26Oh, it looks like you're missing parts of your head.

01:32Yeah.

01:33Oh, it doesn't always work out.

01:35It doesn't always work out, people.

01:38Oh, why does everyone look like that?

01:41Oh, what's happening?

01:44Oh, my.

01:45Oh, no.

01:49Let's hope your skull never needs to be reattached, because they have not figured it out correctly.

01:56None of those people will ever be able to wear a hat again.

01:58No.

02:02Oh, my.

02:02They all have dents.

02:04Yeah.

02:05Okay, here's okay.

02:06Okay, hold on.

02:07You can't always put it back together, right?

02:09No, but you know.

02:10Okay, listen.

02:11Listen, though, if I look at.

02:14So, yeah, obviously, I hit my head, and like a huge part of my brain is kaput.

02:19Okay?

02:20Because everyone's the same.

02:22Yeah.

02:23No, yeah.

02:23Like their heads are smushed in.

02:25Yeah.

02:26Okay.

02:26Listen, I get it.

02:28It's horrible.

02:28But can we not build one that looked like my old head?

02:35Even if you gotta.

02:38Apparently, they can't.

02:39Apparently, not.

02:40No, they can't.

02:42They cannot.

02:43They're all the same.

02:45Let's get on this science.

02:47Let's make people's heads normal again.

02:50It's kind of creeped me out.

02:51Oh, yeah.

02:52I've seen that guy before.

02:53Yeah, I've seen that guy.

02:54Imagine if I was doing the show, and you guys had to look at me with half my head caved in.

03:00Shoot.

03:00Can you imagine how tough that would be to look at every day?

03:02But we can imagine how tough.

03:04I mean, we couldn't.

03:05You shouldn't have done the running with the bulls, Dave.

03:08I'm fine, guys.

03:09I'm gonna reattach my skull in a couple of weeks.

03:12Got it right in your belly there.

03:13Yeah, everything's good.

03:15I can't look at Dave when I do the show.

03:17I gotta look right at Andy the whole time.

03:19Yeah, just try to look at each other, because if we look over there, it's just laughter.

03:23Yeah.

03:24Every time Dave leaves, we're like, Jesus.

03:28Whoa.

03:29Whoa.

03:30Oh, man.

03:31Wow, huh?

03:31That bull.

03:32What it did to him.

03:33The morning report.

03:34Oh, here he comes.

03:35Oh.

03:36I'm Dave Dunter.

03:37Oh, Jesus.

03:39You got it wrong again, Dave.

03:42Not a biggie.

03:43He fell out of his bed last night, he told me.

03:46Oh, God, guys, it hurts.

03:47When you don't have a skull, that stings.

03:49I bet it does, guys.

03:51I bet it does.

03:51It's raining right up.

03:52Time to work with Dave with a skull.

03:54Skull fractured Dave?

03:56You think skull fractured Dave would be tough?

03:58Hey, Dave.

03:59Hey, guys.

04:00How's it?

04:01How's your week?

04:02Jack, I'm over here.

04:03I'd be okay with it.

04:04Oh, you would not.

04:06If I had to have my head caved in?

04:08No, I wouldn't be able to.

04:08I would be okay.

04:10In fact, the problem would be.

04:12Lisa's a good person.

04:13She really is.

04:14Yeah, she would be okay.

04:15No, because what would happen with me is I'd have a real hard time the first couple times,

04:19but then I'd start making fun of him.

04:22That's mean.

04:23But, I mean, I know his skull's coming back.

04:26That's mean.

04:27And I'll be like, heads up, Dave.

04:31I'm about to do the news.

04:36Poor Dave's got to end the day every day like, yeah, really.

04:40You really hit me hard about my head today.

04:44Just put a hoodie or something.

04:46That hoodie you got there.

04:47Put that on.

04:48This is how you do it.

04:49So it'll be fine.

04:51Like covering the bar on the side?

04:52Yeah, we could do it that way.

04:53I'm Dave Hunter.

04:54It would work.

04:55Time now for Riff News.

04:56Wow.

04:57Thank God you got that whole Phantom of the Opera thing going over there.

05:03I mean.

05:04It'd be better than that.

05:06Yeah, it's better.

05:07Of course.

05:07That makes you uncomfortable.

05:08Yeah.

05:09No, Dave would have one.

05:10I know.

05:10It would make everyone else uncomfortable.

05:11And then Dave would have that helmet thing on for months.

05:14He'd have that helmet.

05:16Yeah.

05:16So I'd have to get the hood to cover the helmet.

05:20Right?

05:20It would have to be big enough.

05:21And it's all on the peep show every day.

05:23The peep show would be weird.

05:24Oh, the peep show would be weird.

05:25Those people would just light you a blaze.

05:27Oh, my God.

05:28You can't have Netflix book trolls if I have half a skull.

05:32They wouldn't feel bad.

05:34They have no soul.

05:35I almost want someone to photoshop Dave with like a missing skull.

05:39No, don't.

05:39And then just post it up and see what people say.

05:42He just fundamentally changes as a person.

05:46Like, this is his theme music.

05:48Good morning.

05:49Dave's a mess now, man.

05:50Time now for Riff News.

05:52Dave lives underground.

05:53Oh, my God.

05:54I'm going to pass off and laugh.

05:55Dave and Chuck the freak with no skull.

05:58Dave lost his skull and then he moved into a sewer.

06:03Oh, his life has changed, too.

06:06It's way different now.

06:09He just laughs and then he sings all the time.

06:14The newsman of the radio is here.

06:18It's inside your mind.

06:22Oh, it's weird in here now.

06:23Yeah, it's definitely different.

06:27And then I get hot and I take it off.

06:29Let's hope we never have to do the show with me with a partial skull.

06:47It's here.

06:47It's almost there.

06:48No.

06:49It's bad.

06:52Let's go.

06:52It's bad.

06:53Let's go.

06:54We're doing.

06:55Oh, I got one more.

06:57Sorry.

07:09I got one more.

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