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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the stupid things people have said or done while they were dealing with police officers.

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00:00stupidest move you made when you got pulled over by the cops um let's go to john from boston hi
00:12john hey what's up guys we're good stupidest move you made i get i get pulled over and um
00:20the cop he um he had just like leather gloves on so i'm i'm acting like an a-hole and i tell him
00:26he looks like a pot pancharelli from chips oh yeah punch so they pull me out they press me down
00:33they're like what do you got any weapons on you i didn't but i says yeah i got a gun on me
00:37oh my god they locked me up my younger brother and let's say that the ride was a long bumpy ride
00:48oh yeah yeah i feel like if you call a hispanic looking police officer pancharelli
00:53oh yeah you're in for a tough time i just like that he started roasting nice leather gloves
00:58oh my god i don't know a million guns guns that shoot needles with aids on them
01:05yikes i wouldn't get in these pockets if i was you
01:12you're gonna need tons of needles um ann marie's with us next on a regular line hi ann marie how
01:18are you good how are you today doing okay thanks stupidest move you made when uh you know dealing
01:25with a cop well i uh urinated in a cop car oh no no oh ann marie what led you to piss yourself
01:35paybacks like on purpose or not well well kind of sort of like you know after you have a few kids
01:44you can't hold your bladder too long and i'm like 40 no well 50s and um i you know somebody
01:52pulled me over blah blah blah and i get in the cop car and they had to wait for the tow truck to come
01:58so i'm in the back seat i had to go really bad and i was kicking the back of it so you had a little
02:03bit of attitude but you also did have to piss yeah and i did get in trouble so i'm bad i bet you did
02:11yeah you'll pay for pissing in their cop car not for that but i mean for everything else
02:16yes of course the blah blah part yeah the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yeah all of that
02:25blah blah blah all right ann marie thanks for listening thanks for calling in
02:28all right love your show thanks so much um this one my uncle got pulled over
02:33doing a hundred on the freeway when the cop asked where he was going so fast he said
02:38to your daughter's house oh people are so dumb
02:43oh that's so stupid this is the sound of your coconut
02:48i love the nightstick sound
02:53this one female police officer here during flu season i had to strip search a 65 year old woman
03:02when she got to the jail she had the flu and bronchitis so she couldn't breathe and was sweating
03:07profusely she also weighed like 260 pounds oh and then started puking all over herself oh and then
03:13says right after she was done i just pooped oh we're gonna need a crew back here and then she stood up
03:20there was a puddle of diarrhea on the chair look at that that's pretty loose stools oh well oh just
03:25watching when you just let people go all the time just like you just go because you're gross
03:30i would i'd be the worst cop
03:31officer andy and officer lisa together yeah we're the worst team ever i don't know lisa but i'm gonna
03:40hold him at gunpoint and i'm gonna ask him from far away if he's gonna spit and if he says yes
03:45let him go let him go let him go let him go
03:48or they just start
03:49he ran
03:51i think he was gonna spit
03:54he had some officer lisa
03:56he's probably doing some people a favor
03:58that's true
04:00especially that one we just talked about
04:02oh my god
04:03she had a lot of problems
04:04you two are strip searching the
04:05oh no
04:06they're never strip searching anyone
04:07no way no strip searching
04:08you got this one lisa
04:10no yeah let's let her go
04:12man they let another one go today
04:16you got anything on you
04:18i believe him lisa let him go
04:20they'd even be like you have any titty drugs on you
04:23they'd be like yes tons
04:25i'd be like let him go
04:26i'd always just use that talky thing in the car
04:32you're not even letting them
04:39you're not even getting out of the vehicle
04:40no no no
04:41stand here lisa
04:42please stand right there
04:44just stand right there
04:46go here move towards our little light
04:48so we can try and see you
04:50oh my god
04:51he hasn't taken a shower in a long time
04:53yeah he's real gross
04:54we gotta let this one go
04:55all right go about your day sir
04:57go about your day
04:58we don't care about you
05:00see you later
05:01there'd be no ass searches
05:05officer green your beat is the worst crime ridden area of the entire city
05:12did you know that
05:13yeah have you seen these people
05:15it's gross
05:16we think lisa and me are gonna like touch these people
05:19yeah
05:19this is crazy
05:21no
05:21uh first
05:22no way
05:23being a cop is no ass searches
05:25there's a guy
05:27he'll be like
05:27listen i got a ton of drugs in my ass bitch
05:29because the glove doesn't help
05:31let him go
05:31no
05:31it doesn't
05:32it doesn't help
05:34it really doesn't help
05:34it doesn't make it any better
05:35you have a glove
05:36you still gotta go up an ass
05:38yeah
05:38you're still up an ass
05:39you're still up an ass
05:40even with a glove on
05:40yeah
05:41let him go
05:42let him go
05:43it's your lucky day
05:44this one
05:49after the red sox won the world series
05:51we all partied in the streets in my drunken state
05:53i hopped on a cop car
05:54and decided to do the rick flair
05:57don't do that
06:00at the cops
06:01end result
06:03night sticked and zip tied
06:05i had to sit on the curb for six hours
06:08yeah i would i would laugh at that
06:10but i'd be like get off my car
06:11but i think it's funny
06:13oh like yeah
06:13like even officer lisa would appreciate it
06:16you're under arrest for being hilarious
06:18that's awesome
06:25was that rick flair
06:26the nature noise
06:27oh my god
06:29ride space mountain
06:30move along sir
06:32that was hilarious
06:33that was god damn hilarious
06:34me and lisa are laughing pretty good about that one
06:38look there's a guy over there mooning
06:41i love it
06:43yeah moon would definitely get you
06:45yeah
06:45off
06:46yep
06:46stop right there
06:47all right move along
06:48definitely
06:49i love it
06:50no
06:50no
06:50no
06:51no
06:51no
06:52no