Schnapps and Trains

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a video of a police officer who saved a guy from being hit by a train and imagine the situation if they had been involved.

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00:00We're going to start, though, with a story that pretty much was everywhere yesterday.

00:08It's body cam video of a cop running alongside some railroad tracks because he's trying to

00:15stop a train from hitting a guy in its path.

00:19Did you guys see this?

00:20I saw a little bit of it.

00:21Yeah, I saw seconds of it.

00:24I didn't know what was going on.

00:26So this is the video.

00:27We put it up in DavidChuckTheFreak.com so you can check it out there.

00:31Take a listen here.

00:32Hey, boy, move!

00:33Stop the train!

00:34Stop the train!

00:37Body, move!

00:38Move!

00:40Move!

00:41Move!

00:42Move!

00:44That train stopped pretty...

00:47That train stopped right before he moves.

00:52Sit down.

00:55Are you okay?

00:56Where did you come from?

01:02Sean, what's your last name?

01:03Oh, my God.

01:04Thank you so much.

01:05Thank you so much.

01:06Dave, didn't you say you passed out on train tracks before?

01:08Yeah, I think you did.

01:09I did.

01:09Stupid.

01:10You did.

01:11Just like that just happened to be where you ended up.

01:13Where I stumbled.

01:14Yeah.

01:15That's another reason you shouldn't drink a whole lot.

01:17Yeah.

01:17There you go.

01:18I probably had like three peach schnapps.

01:21Yeah, you had some schnapps.

01:22Hey, buddy!

01:23Put down the schnapps!

01:25Put down the schnapps!

01:26No, man!

01:27Put down the schnapps!

01:28You're playing on the tracks!

01:29What are you doing?

01:29I'm taking it!

01:30I love the schnapps!

01:31I tell you, I'm so glad because he's the hero.

01:35He ran down there and he knew that big giant man was never going to get up.

01:41I heard, I had heard he had three small shots of schnapps.

01:47Fuzzy navels!

01:48They were fuzzy navels!

01:49Yeah, I had full on fuzzy navels.

01:51He didn't stand a chance.

01:53Seven months, you know, like my granddaddy and, you know, his daddy.

01:57And you just, that's why you do it.

01:58You sit out there, you know, a guy might be getting into some peach schnapps.

02:02And a guy on peach schnapps might not have the wherewithal to get off the track, so you

02:06got to get out there and it warms your heart.

02:08You know, much like, you know, peppermint schnapps.

02:11And Dave's like, thank you!

02:12Thank you so much!

02:14What?

02:15Why do I talk like that?

02:16Because of the schnapps.

02:17Because of the guy.

02:19No, he wasn't talking like that.

02:21He was, like, very thankful.

02:23He was thankful.

02:24The dog was crying.

02:26No.

02:27I think it's drugs or something.

02:28Are you okay?

02:28Yeah, me too.

02:29Where'd you come from?

02:31Look.

02:33Where'd you come from, Andy?

02:35Down there, Andy!

02:36The glare of your schnapps bottle caught my eye from afar.

02:40Well, where'd you come from, man?

02:42Oh, man.

02:42Just the same town as you.

02:44No, man.

02:45You came from, like, the heavens, man.

02:47Oh, wow.

02:47You smell heavily of schnapps.

02:49Yeah, it was good.

02:50But not really.

02:51Not a lot.

02:52What'd you have?

02:52You have a whole bottle of schnapps?

02:54No, I just had two fuzzy navels.

02:56What do you like?

02:57What do you like?

02:57Two glasses of schnapps?

02:59Knock me right out on the tracks, oh, man.

03:01Give me that almost full bottle of schnapps.

03:03Where'd you come from, Dan?

03:04Where'd you come from?

03:05Heaven, as far as you're concerned, you schnapps drinking bastard.

03:09What are you doing?

03:10I'm going to lay off the schnapps, man.

03:12That's it for me and schnapps.

03:14I'm done.

03:15That's the day I turned my back away on the schnapps.

03:18That is.

03:19Dave knew he couldn't handle schnapps.

03:22That's the day the schnapps died.

03:26Put down the schnapps.

03:28Get off the tracks.

03:29Put down the schnapps.

03:31I'll tell you what, though.

03:31If I saw what I thought was a person on some tracks, I would, of course, I'd be the dialer.

03:37But at the same time, I'm going to run down there, too, myself.

03:42I'm not going to, like, well, I don't want to miss my train.

03:45Right.

03:46If you can get a cop here, I think there's a guy who's about to get killed.

03:50I would run down.

03:50I will try and save somebody.

03:53I don't, you know.

03:54Do you have that hero thing in you?

03:55I have that weird thing in me.

03:57You'd be this guy?

03:58Hey, bud, move!

03:59Stop the train!

04:00I would have been, like, waiting for a cop to show up.

04:03Like, we don't have time for that.

04:05Move!

04:06Move!

04:07Move!

04:08Move!

04:08Oh, my God.

04:09He's honestly so close to being dead.

04:12One second.

04:13He was one second away from that train.

04:14I mean, it was slowing down.

04:15Could run as fast as that cop.

04:17Well, I would have left a lot earlier.

04:19It would sound a little different, I think.

04:20Hey!

04:21I'm not going to run for you.

04:23I don't really care if you die or not.

04:28So, I'm strolling towards you.

04:30I think you'd be a lot more winded.

04:32You would pass out.

04:33And then we'd have to call 911.

04:34We got two guys on the tracks!

04:36Two guys on the tracks!

04:37One guy's got a bottle of schnapps!

04:39Looks like two ounces are out of the thing.

04:41I don't know what I tried to help him, but I know.

04:43There's another guy passed out down the tracks!

04:46It's a goddamn disaster!

04:48Where do you guys come from, man?

04:50Where'd your balls come from?

04:52Where'd that dead guy come from?

04:53This guy's dead, I think!

04:55No, I'm sorry!

04:56Thank you, man!

04:56He's alive!

04:57Get him out of the tracks!

04:58I'm so tired, Cambo!

05:00I'm so tired, I'm so tired, I tried to run!

05:06Got two guys on the track!

05:08But you know what I mean?

05:11Don't just call the cops.

05:12I totally understand what you're saying.

05:13If I could see the guy myself, I'm not just going to call 911.

05:16He's only 200 feet away.

05:17Like, you can get there.

05:19Don't drag him!

05:21Don't drag him!

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