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Canadian on Cocaine
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Canadian guy who called the police on himself after using cocaine and imagine what happened when officers showed up on the scene.
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those crazy Canadians a Canadian guy in Ontario called the cops on himself come
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and get me for taking cocaine I just I'm on cocaine not proud of it pretty wired up you don't sound
00:31
wired up trust me I'm really I'm fired up right now I am as fired up as a Canadian you better come
00:43
and get me before I do something really you better calm down listen I'm trying but I'm on cocaine eh
00:50
calm down you're uh you're frantic and crazy I know I'm I'm I'm really losing it here I can't
00:57
even make out what you're saying I'm really losing I'm I know I'm talking super fast you're a maniac
01:03
I know I can feel it I I know that it's a mess eh watching somebody unravel versus an American
01:13
yeah yeah I got up yeah I walked around my couch like four times eh so I knew I better get on the
01:30
horn pretty quick and give you guys a call come and get me was that you jogging through the Tim
01:36
uh no no I would never jog jog no slow walk this 30 year old guy from Kitchener Ontario Canada
01:47
charged with impaired driving by drug and possession of a controlled substance after police say he called
01:53
the cops to report himself about 140 in the morning uh yesterday morning they got a call from a man who
02:00
said he said he was driving but had consumed cocaine and needed to speak to police yeah I can't live with
02:07
myself I realize I'm gonna get away with this so you're sorry I feel really bad I'm really sorry
02:15
super sorry about it eh so uh come and get me put me in the clink eh the man was located in the north
02:27
end of the city and officers did stop his vehicle the investigation determined the man was impaired
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by drugs and a search turned up a very tiny quantity of cocaine it was only like a tiny little
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it's hardly anything yeah I know it's not a lot eh but I just can't live with myself like this eh and
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hopefully you know I'm gonna I'm gonna plead uh guilty obviously and then I'll probably be stuck
02:54
doing 50 apologies uh it's a harsh sentence I know 50 public apologies 200 stories written on a
03:06
blackboard too 200 stories he was arrested and subsequently charged they're not saying exactly
03:13
what punishment he will face for this 200 stories 200 stories 50 public apologies
03:18
but I hope he's calmed down yeah since that oh I hope so he was fired up yeah he's crazy
03:26
losing his mind cocaine is not one of the paranoid drugs though right like as I've never used cocaine
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believe it or not yeah I think it's a paranoid drug it is it does make you look paranoid most of them
03:35
yeah oh I had never heard that about it I thought it just made you like amped up yeah you get amped up
03:40
but you can cause paranoia but you'd think most people wouldn't still call the cops on themselves
03:46
no no that's in a very unusual situation yeah it's like the worst time to call the cops absolutely
03:52
you have all the cocaine he's a typical guilty canadian yeah he just had a little bit a little
03:58
tiny bit tiniest I found today and I took a real chance on it eh and yeah it's coke for sure
04:04
I'm flying pretty high eh what would be hilarious is if they're like oh we ran a test day it's just
04:12
sugary that's just it's just sugar so you were a bit amped up from the sugar cube yeah it was at
04:18
one time a sugar cube so you snorted it eh
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