Peep Show: Cocaine Grandmas

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two grandmas in Scotland who were arrested with cocaine after they were trying to raise money to help get one of their grandsons out of debt.

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00:00it sucks to be old

00:08we did a topic a long time ago about

00:15crazy thing you discovered about a grandparent i think okay and there were so many interesting

00:22calls this definitely would have ranked high two grandmas in the uk

00:29we're caught running a cocaine smuggling ring whoa the perfect there's the perfect people to do

00:37that you're looking for the best yeah

00:40i guess you'd never expect it right yeah i guess you'd never no no 67 year old helen

00:53and 65 year old moira helen moira got the best blow in the game

00:59of course we do

01:01hey uh just let you know money's a little short this week

01:08you don't want to mess with us inside of your nose is gonna fall right off after this

01:14i've seen her take a knitting needle shove it through man's eyeball that's right don't rip

01:21me off we look frail we're not don't f around these arthritic fingers can still pull a trigger

01:28the two seniors were caught with more than 30 000 bucks worth of cocaine in scotland

01:35of course they're scottish they've been locked up now they were also found with almost 70 grand

01:41in cash when the cops carried out a raid yep scots love cocaine do they is it big over there i believe

01:50so yeah i think it's pretty big everywhere yeah yeah yeah but i think so cocaine is popular it's

01:57pretty boring there you know you gotta do something right you gotta figure something out

02:00let's do some lanes yeah exactly there is like a total grandma motivation behind all this

02:09helen yeah

02:11had been trying to help pay off her son's debt oh that's all for me i started coke dealing for my

02:17grandson he's a real failure

02:21life he just needed to go down the right path he didn't and she just asked her for her poor

02:27fat friend moira to help her out of course i'll do it of course it's for your grandson it's just

02:34it's just cookie just a wee bit of coke dealing there is helen oh my god super grandma and there

02:41is moira oh even more grandma oh let me see helen there's helen helen's more of a coke dealing

02:48grandma yeah she i could see it a little bit more with her but moira moira just like she was just a

02:53good friend i like the exchanges they must have had with like the colombians or whoever they were

02:59getting the stuff right now i don't think this is very pure i think it's garbage so i think you

03:05should get back on your board and go back and they're they're probably like i feel bad they're

03:10like well they're grandmas show me the drugs first or i'll shoot you in the head

03:18moira actually stashed all the stuff at her house for helen because helen was afraid that

03:23her grandkids might find it that's great so moira probably didn't really do too much but

03:31helping out a friend helen gets 20 months in prison moira was given 18 months

03:40that is the perfect premise for a movie isn't it oh my god it's it is 100 i watched that cocaine

03:47grandmas that's an that's an incredible movie how did they deal it who did they talk to did they

03:52meet people did they come to grandma's house did they have a cup of tea and get some cocaine right

03:57stash it in metamucil jars yeah you know moira tried to say she was just helping a friend yeah

04:06and the judge was having none of it he said you knew what was happening here you knowingly used

04:11your home to store drugs and paraphernalia for your friend you know exactly what was going on

04:16yeah they were both very apologetic yeah they're so sorry about that it's just a little cocaine

04:24trafficking yeah you'd never i mean you look at they just look like two old scottish things

04:31really right it's really true you're typical the worst they may do is get a little too tipsy on the

04:35the weekend exactly but i'm sure they're bacon trying to screw me look at this cut on this

04:42that's the only picture they have for the news the poor grandma's eyes are shut yeah they couldn't

04:47find a better picture that's the only one they could take we're here at the skate park

04:54hoping to unload some blue oh that's it's pure unfortunate

05:00i don't know what i'd do if i found out that i did find out that

05:07yeah you probably shouldn't no well i guess i mean it's not i don't know i guess it was a known

05:12thing amber has like she's got a grandma that's in her 90s okay right and she's here now but i guess

05:20back in the day make sure the statue of limitations have passed before you reveal yeah yeah no this is

05:24back home in india uh-huh she grew like opium well i think that's everybody i think that's what

05:30everybody grows there yeah yeah what you grow i think there's this like expected innocence with

05:35old people right so the fact that they were young and crazy too is like this weird it's hard to make

05:39that connection yeah it's so nuts it really is nuts yeah and then you find a scottish grandma

05:45who's your ride or die and you all right that's it you do a big cocaine up i did it for

05:51my grandson that's hilarious yeah thanks grandma yeah how bad does he feel yeah you must feel really

05:59bad yeah that's horrible i send her a card every year that says grandma of the year yeah thanks for

06:04running a cocaine operation love you grandma for me moira moira

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