Grandma's Cookies

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story out of California that involves a student giving cookies to her classmates that contained her grandma's ashes.

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00:00a student at the da vinci charter academy high school in davis california brought some homemade

00:11cookies to school and passed them around to her fellow students she never told those students

00:17the cookies had a special ingredient grandma so you want to make some cookies for your friends

00:27and you wonder what to put inside of them

00:32can you imagine you're eating a cookie and somebody says

00:40my grandma's in there what what do you mean

00:43my grandma's secret recipe yes and my grandma's secret recipe i mean that i made them put grandma

00:53inside but it's a secret don't tell don't tell anyone you mean it's not just molasses

00:58the hard sandy bits oh my god oh no molasses just nana's asses

01:10yeah oh yes jesus

01:13mm-hmm why you gotta do grandma like that yeah what i just i don't want to eat anyone's grandma

01:20in any way okay all right thank you for that in any way here's the story of how this all played

01:26out from fox 40 take a listen in here this girl is going around like telling everyone basically at

01:33this point that uh she had brought in these cookies to school with human ashes in them according to this

01:39da vinci high student whose family agreed to speak to fox 40 about the incident on the condition we hide

01:45their identity for fear of repercussion from the davis joint unified school district it blew my mind

01:50and i never figure out who it is repulsed and i was you know upset that you know i wasn't even notified

01:57what these parents are most upset about however the way the school handled the bizarre incident

02:03so do you think if your son hadn't told you anything oh i would never have known absolutely would never have known

02:09this mother says school administrators questioned her son fearing he may have eaten one of the cookies

02:15man um so that high school looks like it's about four classrooms big um like it doesn't look very big

02:22at all they it's a charter academy why even hide yourself like i can already tell what your hairstyle is

02:29yeah you know like the technology they used to hide these dudes was not good enough

02:35it's bizarre do you think she just said that there was a kid said and there what really wasn't

02:42i don't know because i'm i'm trying to figure out the high school yeah i'm trying to figure out if like

02:47at least there was a heads up yeah thank you you gotta tell me if your grandma

02:52like give me a heads up like in the middle of it you want one of my cookies uh what's in it

02:57my grandma like you're yeah i'm good oh okay or do you think she said like these are my grandma's

03:02cookies or these like you would she phrase it in a way where i feel like she was getting back at

03:08people my grandma's in there and with every cookie but who would if she told you that you'd never eat

03:15it yeah i mean she did she said grandma's ashes that's what they were they all knew yeah yeah and

03:21but i what i think she did was she was like anyway everyone want a cookie everyone get a cookie and

03:25then afterwards she was like just so everybody knows grandma's ashes so what's that i did in

03:32the cookies grandma's ashes cookie over an oatmeal raisin any day well i do hate a reason i hate

03:37raisins so much likes a reason i would think that there would be some sandy parts

03:43it's ashes though right so i don't know is it different yeah but they don't dissolve would they

03:48they wouldn't they'd be gritty wouldn't they i don't know i honestly i've never eaten ashes

03:52i mean if they're like every other ashes it's just like dust right yeah just you wouldn't know

03:59you'd just have a haunted we just blend in with the cookie yeah a haunted belly like every time you

04:03burp it was like oh you'd poop out grandma oh like every fart sounded like that oh

04:13merle oh my god something's happening i think i'm in the goddamn beyond

04:18dark in here what is going on that's coming from my smell like an old lady's in my stomach oh

04:30oh hello let me out where are you at are you under the floor i'm in your bowl oh no are you

04:38boo oh no you're the grandma ghost from those cookies oh dude your stomach's making noise i know

04:46oh there's a dead lady in there oh it's just like old lady groans that would be so disturbing

04:52well thank god that's not what happened yeah because if everything we ate made of the sound of it

04:58when it was alive like we'd be like chicken noises all sorts of crap

05:04oh that's a bad one no it's disgusting to think of that you could have eaten grandma yeah yes so

05:20hopefully i will say this if i'm gonna eat a grandma you want her i want her to be dust

05:27sure that works yeah i do stay way to put that's a good way to put it if grandma eating has to take

05:35place let it be that way

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