Peep Show: The Dumbaissance

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the woman who made $200,000 selling her farts in a jar retiring due to a heart attack. James mentions how she'll be selling NFT's of 'farts in a jar' and its leads to the show talking about how are living in the age of 'The Dumbaissance'.

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00:00I don't know if you remember this girl or not, Stephanie Mato.

00:07She's the woman from 90 Day Fiance, who we talked about a few weeks ago.

00:10She was making a small fortune farting into jars and selling them online.

00:15Yeah.

00:16Unfortunately, she has been forced into retirement due to excessive gas.

00:23I might have to retire for the same reason.

00:26Chuck the Freak has been forced into retirement.

00:29I'm about to retire.

00:30Due to excessive gas.

00:32It's really bad.

00:33It's impossible.

00:34It's really bad.

00:35I can't.

00:36I wish I could.

00:37You're leaving the show because you have too much gas.

00:39I feel like it happens.

00:42I feel like you, some people keep working forever.

00:45And then that's why they go.

00:48Chuck's last day on the show.

00:50Yep.

00:50In total, she banked $200,000 selling farts.

00:58That's incredible.

00:58We're about to make even more because instead of selling farts in a jar, she's going to sell

01:02farts in a jar NFTs.

01:05Oh, yeah.

01:05Yes.

01:07Whatever that means.

01:07Yeah.

01:08What is that?

01:08It's going to be graphics of a jar with faces and different fart attributes to it.

01:15Oh, man.

01:15So now she's going to sell these NFTs of cartoony jars that are farts in a jar, essentially.

01:22Like, she has wiped off her social media of all, like, her ads for farts for the most

01:26part.

01:27Yeah.

01:27Like, you can't even find the pictures of her trying to sell her farts.

01:30That's a farts.

01:31Wow.

01:31Now it's all about these NFTs she's trying to push.

01:35Man.

01:35You never know what NFTs are going to take off.

01:38You don't.

01:38No.

01:39I mean, they may go nowhere.

01:40Do you think this fart and whore will be successful?

01:42Like, will people pay money for these digital fart art?

01:45Someone will.

01:46I don't know how much.

01:47I don't know how much.

01:47I think people will end up buying them.

01:49I mean, people were buying her farts, her whatever, rose petals in a jar.

01:51To the tune of $200,000.

01:53Yeah.

01:53So I feel like there's going to be people that are going to buy the digital art, you

01:57know, of farts in a jar.

01:58Yeah.

01:59This is like we're witnessing the exact opposite of the Renaissance.

02:04Like, people became aware and then they started painting good stuff.

02:08Yeah, they're like, I painted someone with a smile.

02:12Right, they're inventing flying movies.

02:13Yeah, like smiles are going away.

02:15You're so right.

02:15And now we're like, I got a digital fart in a jar.

02:21I spent, I paid a million bucks for it.

02:24One million bucks.

02:28Yeah.

02:29It's the original.

02:31All I know is this.

02:32All I know is this.

02:34In the same way.

02:35That's so bad, you guys.

02:36In the same way that people look at NFTs now and don't understand it, it was the same

02:43thoughts.

02:44It's the dumbassance.

02:45Well, yeah, it is.

02:46The dumbassance.

02:47But it was the same thoughts as like Bitcoin.

02:50Like it'll never be anything.

02:52It's stupid.

02:54It means nothing.

02:56It doesn't exist.

02:58But do you think it could?

02:59And then there are, well, it's not necessarily just me.

03:02It's, you know.

03:04What it is, it's like this is an original nude of the thousand pound sister.

03:08Right here.

03:09Yeah.

03:10It's the original nude of the meme.

03:12I bought it a million dollars.

03:14You got the thousand pound sister's lady lips.

03:16Yes.

03:16Wow.

03:17These are 100 year old farts in a jar.

03:19I was in a big bidding war with Eminem.

03:25It is the dumbassance.

03:26It is.

03:27It really is.

03:28That's where we are.

03:28It's a whole new kind of.

03:30Well, really what it is is.

03:32Phase.

03:32People are breaking away from what you would say is reality.

03:39Yes.

03:39Reality.

03:40Which I love reality.

03:41Right.

03:42And.

03:42I don't like all this.

03:44The.

03:45I don't know.

03:45I know.

03:45I know you don't love reality.

03:48And it's just the capitalizing of.

03:50You guys have embraced it more than I think we have.

03:53You know.

03:53Yeah.

03:53I'm never going to embrace it.

03:54I'm kind of grounded in reality and I don't go into those other fantasy lands.

03:59You guys love those fantasy lands.

04:01Yeah, I still don't understand what NFTs are.

04:04Yeah, I know.

04:05Non-fungible tokens.

04:06So, if this kind of music was playing during the original renaissance.

04:10Oh, what is the dumb?

04:11What's the soundtrack of this dumbassance?

04:14Symphony of Farts.

04:16Yeah, it would be a.

04:17It would either be a fart.

04:19Yeah.

04:21Yep.

04:22Something by Ariana Grande.

04:24It's some.

04:26It's some.

04:27It might be the Island Boys.

04:29It might be the Island Boys.

04:31Island Boys.

04:33I'm trying to make it.

04:34Just trying to make it.

04:36Island Boys.

04:37It's covers.

04:38Covers of the Island Boys.

04:40Dumbassance.

04:41Yeah, they're like our Mozarts and whatever.

04:45Yes.

04:45There they are.

04:46I thought about the fact of if I live till 80.

04:50Yeah.

04:50What the world will be like.

04:52And it scares me.

04:53Oh, my God.

04:54I mean, don't think about it.

04:55It's so scary.

04:56I just think of when we started this show to now.

04:59And how much it's changed.

05:00Yes.

05:00And how dumb and crazy the world has become.

05:03Everything's changed.

05:04Yeah.

05:04So give it.

05:05You know.

05:05Like 30, 40 more years.

05:07And there's no.

05:07Oh, God.

05:08There's no coming out of this.

05:10There's no pulling out of this.

05:11No, no.

05:11It's not.

05:12And when you get older, you can't really even.

05:15You can't comprehend.

05:17No, your doctor's going to be the Island Boys.

05:20Dr. Island Boys.

05:21Oh, Dr. Island Boys.

05:24I'm in horrible pain.

05:28I'm trying to be out the greatest.

05:30I'm going to float the whole body.

05:32I'm not going to bother you.

05:33It's a real damn topic.

05:34It's a pain in my side.

05:36What do you mean?

05:36Medication?

05:37I'm an Island Boy.

05:38Should I get medication?

05:39I put my vests on, yeah.

05:39Like a wagwaman.

05:41I don't want to make it too tall.

05:43Did you say the hospital?

05:43I'm an Island Boy.

05:44I've been trying to make it.

05:46It's like on my left side.

05:47It's just like a pain.

05:48You ain't just saying no pain.

05:50I don't know what you.

05:51Storm through the rain.

05:52Because we try home like a lame.

05:54I'm an Island Boy.

05:56Best in the business.

05:58I guess I'll take this to CVS.

06:00Thanks, Dr. Island Boys.

06:01Thanks.

06:02You get both of them.

06:06Dr. Island Boys.

06:07We need you.

06:08We need you.

06:08You're needed in the emergency room.

06:14Step on the scalpel.

06:16Paging Dr. Island Boys.

06:17Paging Dr. Island Boys to the emergency room immediately.

06:20They're the only doctors in the country.

06:21I feel like a...

06:23I feel like a...

06:24No, I know.

06:25At least it goes dark.

06:27When you think about turning 80 and what that means, it's crazy.

06:31Like if you live that long.

06:32You know how crazy...

06:33Imagine whatever shoes they're going to have.

06:35Oh, God.

06:36And then we're going to see those shoes and it's just going to make us all go crazy.

06:40Let me set your mind free a bit.

06:43Look at the style of shoe.

06:45See, I wouldn't even have known about the Island Boys.

06:47Yeah, that's true.

06:48I never had heard of them before.

06:49I just threw my kids.

06:51That's how I...

06:51Yeah.

06:52There would be big statues of them, I bet.

06:54Oh, sure.

06:55Yeah.

06:55They were our doctor boys.

06:57They took care of us.

06:59They all saved our lives.

07:01Oh.

07:02That's pretty good, Dave.

07:03Yeah.

07:03Is that good?

07:04Oh, look.

07:05You can see his hair starting to grow.

07:07Whoa.

07:07Oh, the tips are turning red.

07:09It's a double saw.

07:10I don't know.

07:11He's doing a face tattoo.

07:13He's transformed with four of our very eyes.

07:15He's becoming an island boy.

07:17Whoa.

07:18Ireland's an island.

07:20That's true.

07:20You are an island boy.

07:21Yeah.

07:22Ireland boy.

07:23I'm an Ireland boy.

07:24I'm an Ireland boy.

07:26Here you go.

07:26I've got my TikTok all set.

07:28Yep.

07:28There you go.

07:29That's how you're going to make your fortune.

07:32Yeah.

07:32Look out for the future.

07:34That's what it is.

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