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  • 4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly volunteer at a charity store in the UK who accidentally put butt plugs on display. Then, they talk about how Lisa's time on this show won't be wasted because she'd be able to identify them after her time here.

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00:00I don't know, last time you were at a thrift stop or a charity, sure, a thrift shop or
00:11a charity store, but what did you see in the window?
00:15Maybe like an old doll's house, some old books, maybe a mannequin, lots of weird and wonderful
00:20things you can come across, but some things you would not expect, like sex toys.
00:26Oh, God.
00:26An elderly volunteer at a charity store in the UK accidentally put butt plugs on display
00:34in the front window, thinking they were doorknobs.
00:39She thought they were doorknobs.
00:42These are gorgeous doorknobs.
00:44Artsy.
00:45Oh, my God, yeah.
00:47There they are on display.
00:50That poor lady.
00:51Look at the jewels on the back.
00:52Yeah, she handled them.
00:54She put stickers on them.
00:55That's the unfortunate part.
00:57Oh, my.
00:58Wow.
00:58Yeah, the volunteers had come across what are actually a pair of his and hers silver butt
01:06plugs.
01:06Yeah, it's wonderful to get someone on their wedding.
01:09For the bargain price of two British pounds, and they were there laid out, they thought
01:19would be lovely, in the front window next to a ceramic vase and some other items, because
01:25they did not think they were getting noticed in the bin.
01:28That one thrift shopper that loved to put stuff in his butt, he would have loved this.
01:32Oh, my God.
01:33Are you kidding me?
01:34He would have finally found what he was looking for.
01:38At least the old lady, Lisa, will know what that is.
01:42Yeah, it's so true.
01:43You're going to know.
01:44You will know.
01:45You'll be well informed.
01:46You'll be like, don't.
01:46Hold on.
01:48Hold on.
01:50You got, wait.
01:50Gather round.
01:52Gather round.
01:54These are butt plugs.
01:55I know that from my previous job.
02:01It's not because I have plug experience.
02:06Yes, you will explain it thoroughly.
02:08I was on a show on the radio.
02:12What's that?
02:13What's that?
02:14They won't know.
02:15Right.
02:15I'll have to explain all that.
02:16An ancient technology.
02:18Not used in 50 years.
02:20But that's how I know what that is.
02:28And you need to raise the price because in 50 years, people will be buying butt plugs just
02:32from the thrift store.
02:33It'll be no big deal.
02:34It'll be no big whoop.
02:35I just feel bad that that poor old lady had to handle these.
02:38Yeah, she did.
02:39Well, you just, you hope they're clean.
02:40I don't think they are, but.
02:42She polished them up.
02:43She did.
02:44Well, you know she did, Lisa.
02:47Remember with a little bit of her spittle?
02:49Yeah.
02:50A little bit of her spittle.
02:50There's a mark here.
02:51It won't go away.
02:52Oh, no.
02:53No, no.
02:54I can't get this mark off.
02:56Let me scratch it with my teeth.
03:01Yeah, no, that's not great.
03:04They are shiny.
03:05They really shine them up.
03:06They did shine them up.
03:07Because, you know.
03:07Those are like military grade metal.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Those are the good ones.
03:12I see a lot of ladies with those in.
03:15His and hers.
03:16Yep.
03:17So she said, the customer said, I was so shocked.
03:22I walked past this window and neatly laid out were a pair of his and hers silver butt plugs.
03:26They were sitting there for all to see, laid out in front of a ceramic vase.
03:31Mm-hmm.
03:32It wasn't until this streetwise customer walked into the shop and pointed out to the old ladies
03:38that they are not doorknobs.
03:40No screws in them.
03:43No.
03:43You know, that would have been a tip.
03:45Yep.
03:45The volunteer in her 70s was mortified.
03:49What?
03:49By what she had handled.
03:52I put those in my mouth.
03:55I shined the diamonds on them.
03:57I licked the diamonds.
04:04Immediately pulled them from the window.
04:07You know, you think that they have a different name for them over there, like bum-stoppers?
04:12It's a bum-stopper.
04:15It's a bum-stopper.
04:16Yeah, I bet it's like nothing we could even imagine what they call them.
04:21They told the old lady it would be a good idea to put rubber gloves on and put them straight
04:25in the garbage.
04:26Yeah.
04:26In which she screamed, oh my God.
04:29Do you think she left and never came back to that place?
04:31Yeah, that's her.
04:32Yeah, she went outside and it's England, so she opened an umbrella and flew away.
04:35Yeah.
04:36That's what happened.
04:37She's gone.
04:39Flew right over the River Thames.
04:41If you want to see what these charity butt plugs look like, you can go check them out
04:47at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com and through links on our social media pages.
04:50Oh, man, it was right under a sign that said something about your inner wisdom.
04:53Yeah.
04:53Yep.
04:55Inner wisdom, that's...
04:56Put it with the rest.
04:57Lisa, you could fall for this because these charity shops help animals from cruelty and
05:02neglect.
05:02Oh, no.
05:03She definitely could be doing volunteer work.
05:06Yeah, for sure.
05:07No, Lisa would be doing good in the world.
05:08But they need people like you.
05:09But I'll identify the butt plugs for everyone.
05:12Oh, you will.
05:13Guys, that's not a sculpture.
05:14That's someone's homemade penis.
05:17Trust me, I was on a radio show.
05:20What they'd do is they'd get a homemade kit, put it in there, and it would make that.
05:28Throw it away.
05:30What's this thing here that looks like a belt?
05:33It's a cage.
05:34I don't know what...
05:36Chastity belt.
05:37What?
05:37What is that for?
05:38Chastity belt.
05:40Well, I wasn't into this.
05:43Let me clarify.
05:45But apparently you'd want to lock up someone's bits from time to time.
05:50That's what that is.
05:51Running a bother.
05:52I'm like, I said, that's a knob lock.
05:54Knob lock up.
05:55Knob locker, you call it?
05:59We called it a chastity belt.
06:01Look at that.
06:03Looks like some kind of athletic supporter.
06:06It's not.
06:08Man's penis is in that.
06:10But you know.
06:11See, there's the positive thing you can do with the stuff you've learned on the show.
06:15That's a wheelie lock.
06:17Help others out.
06:19I'm getting right out of that.
06:19Bigger wedding.
06:20Videonet.
06:22naturist.
06:23Love.
06:24Love.
06:24Love.
06:25Love.
06:26Love.