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Beasley Digital
  • 4/23/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an older lady who was kicked out of Walt Disney World after she allegedly grabbed a 'Goofy' character's butt.

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00:00Something crazy happened
00:07at Walt Disney World
00:09If you're a woman
00:11a woman in your 60s, late 60s
00:13Yeah
00:14There's one temptation
00:17that's almost impossible to resist
00:19Pinocchio's nose
00:20Close
00:22What?
00:24The desire to grab a handful of
00:26Goofy's ass cheeks
00:29Oh my
00:29At Walt Disney World
00:30Wow, Goofy
00:31What?
00:33Goofy?
00:34Goofy's ass?
00:35Goofy's ass
00:36No
00:36The Orange County Sheriff's Office
00:39has confirmed an incident
00:41at Disney World
00:42where a grandma
00:45touched Goofy inappropriately
00:48I goosed him
00:49Tall drink of water, huh?
00:52Oh
00:52She liked Goofy
00:54What are you, human or a dog?
00:56Or some kind of hybrid?
00:59The 32-year-old male cast member
01:02who was playing Goofy
01:03which is sad in itself
01:04Wow, that's where they go
01:06That's a teenager's job
01:07No, I know Dave
01:08but that's where you would've gone
01:09Oh my god
01:10If you didn't do this
01:11Do you think you like
01:12worked your way up to Goofy?
01:13You 100% do
01:1432
01:15You go home to your wife and kids
01:17after
01:17Yeah
01:19Yeah
01:20Yeah, you do
01:21Yeah
01:21You know it
01:22You start at a place like you started, Dave
01:25and then some people
01:26Just stay
01:27Just stick
01:28No
01:28Stick with it
01:29Probably comes home
01:30throws his Goofy hat down
01:31Ah, takes it off
01:33And he was being a real bitch today
01:34Yep
01:36You know it
01:37That Captain Jack Sparrow
01:41The 32-year-old male cast member
01:44who was playing Goofy
01:44was taking pictures
01:45with a family of four
01:46Three of them on his right side
01:48Grandma on the left
01:50According to the police report
01:53Grandma placed her hand
01:56on his genitals
01:58Whoa
01:58Okay, that's the front
02:00And then on his butt
02:01and squeezed three times
02:04and during the squeezing
02:05she said
02:06Woohoo!
02:08Oh no
02:09Grandma!
02:11Oh my God
02:11What have you done?
02:13How did Goofy react to that?
02:16Oh
02:17Oh, of course
02:18Something wrong here
02:20Oh no
02:21Oh no
02:23They're not even allowed to speak
02:25No
02:26So you couldn't even cry out
02:27No, he couldn't
02:28Cast member was not cool with it
02:30and reported the lady to his handler
02:32The grandmother was immediately approached
02:35by park officials
02:36and she screamed out
02:39Well, guess what?
02:40Goofy doesn't want us here
02:42Goofy wants us to leave
02:45Did everybody hear that?
02:46Oh, wow
02:47What a nasty lady
02:48Created
02:49Quite a scene
02:50Is she wasted?
02:52Sounds like a drunk lady
02:53God, I don't even know
02:54how much it would cost
02:55to get drunk there
02:56The father
02:58said
03:00What did you do?
03:02Maybe he knows
03:03Oh, he knows
03:04He knows
03:04He's grabbed a lot
03:06Right
03:06They were asked to leave the park
03:09If they did that
03:12no one would be arrested
03:13I've just intercepted an email
03:16It's on my LinkedIn
03:17Jason now works at Disney?
03:20What?
03:22You're kidding me
03:23He's trying to become
03:23Oh, of course
03:24Oh, of course
03:27Randy, Grandma
03:28Oh, no
03:29Oh, no
03:31He wants to be gross
03:32That's my tryout
03:33I never thought I'd be jealous
03:34of a 32-year-old goofy impersonator
03:37But no
03:38I sort of am
03:39Yeah
03:39Three squeezes?
03:41That's nice
03:42I only need two
03:43The goofy
03:47The victim
03:48Does want to press charges, though
03:51So Grandma may be in big trouble
03:53Yeah
03:54You say victim
03:55I say lucky man
03:56Yeah
03:56I don't
03:57My guess is he wasn't into it
04:00No
04:02No
04:02Oh, a little get goofy?
04:04Yeah, probably
04:04Maybe
04:05You never know
04:05You don't
04:06It is weird, though
04:08The people that do
04:09Try to feel up
04:10People in costumes
04:12Bizarre
04:13Yeah, they do, though
04:15Yeah, they do
04:16That's bold
04:16That lady was like
04:17One
04:17Two
04:19A three
04:21There you go
04:22And he can't say a word
04:28He can't say
04:29No, you're not allowed to say
04:30He can't
04:30You can say
04:31We had signals, right?
04:32You could signal like the
04:33Right, like he's got
04:34Making an X
04:35An X symbol or something
04:35Get over here and help me
04:37Because someone's grabbing me
04:38Yeah, my genitals
04:39But you're never allowed to
04:40Break character
04:41I mean, it happened at Epcot
04:43So I'm going to assume
04:44She was
04:44Oh, yeah
04:45Okay, then you know
04:46It was Spoo's
04:47Yeah, if it was Epcot
04:48She was probably
04:48Grandma was probably
04:49Drinking around the world, right?
04:50Yeah, exactly
04:51She had a Minnie Mouse shirt
04:52That's a Nana Mouse on it
04:54Oh, no
04:55Lisa, no
04:57Lisa
04:58I got this from the
05:00InsideTheMagic.net
05:02One of your favorites
05:03I didn't know you were
05:04A member of that
05:06Site
05:07Oh, that's funny
05:08Oh, no
05:09So that's like where
05:11All the Disney news goes
05:12Yeah
05:12Like underground Disney news
05:14Yes
05:14Inside the Magic
05:15Get a little bit more information
05:17This guy who played Gaston, I guess
05:21Was harassed by a woman
05:23And had her kicked out of the park
05:25She was feeling him up
05:27Yeah, I mean
05:30He's not interested
05:31Someone's
05:32She's not
05:34He's not interested in her
05:36He's like, you gotta go
05:37Yeah, he's not
05:39He's not
05:40He's not happy
05:40She touched his pecs
05:42And he was not
05:43Sucks when you gotta be serious
05:45And you're wearing Gaston
05:45Do you think like
05:46I'm serious
05:48I know I'm serious
05:49Do you think they've been told that though?
05:51They're like, listen
05:51Like you are playing a child's movie character
05:57So like even if someone jokes around
05:59And like sexually
06:00It makes a sexual advance on you
06:02You have to get rid of them right away
06:04Like
06:05Possibly
06:06You know
06:06We never had any rules like that
06:08You can't even joke around
06:09The only rule we had was
06:11If you were hugging a kid
06:12You weren't allowed to break that hug
06:14Until the kid did
06:15That's a weird rule
06:17I know it is, right?
06:18But you couldn't like push a kid away
06:20And be like, alright, enough
06:21So do you think some kids felt trapped
06:22Under your immense grip?
06:25I never had an immense grip
06:26I bet I would've
06:28The Gargamel really
06:30Squeezed the living crap out of me
06:33I'm just saying
06:33That was the thing
06:34You weren't allowed to
06:35The kid had to break away first
06:37You didn't want to seem like
06:38You were shunning the kid
06:39Oh, like it's over
06:40But some kids were
06:41See, I wouldn't even have
06:43Yeah, I wouldn't even have
06:45Put my arms around him
06:47So I couldn't have done it
06:49Because to me
06:50I would've hugged a kid
06:50With my arms out to the side
06:52Like, no, no, no, no
06:53I can't even
06:53Why are we hugging a kid right now?
06:55They can't have
06:56Captain Jack meeting guests anymore
06:57He just stands on a platform
06:58Because too many women
06:59Were harassing him
07:00I bet
07:00See, I think so
07:02It's not a male stripper though
07:03It's a theme park
07:04I don't understand
07:05I know, but
07:05You spent so much money
07:07You figure you should get a lap dance
07:09Oh, Grandma
07:10If that's your Grandma
07:11Captain Jack
07:11You don't want that to be your Grandma
07:13No, you don't
07:13But you can't bring Grandma off
07:16She's going to grab a dog, man
07:18That's the bigger concern
07:22What's wrong with Grandma?
07:23Yeah
07:23You know
07:24She's horny as ever
07:25She is
07:26I'm into a light bestiality
07:29Oh, Grandma
07:30Oh, Grandma
07:31Oh, Grandma
07:32That's no good, Grandma
07:33That dreams about a giant dog, man
07:35Sexual dream
07:38They call it a wet dream
07:40Okay, alright
07:41Grandma
07:42Yeah, why?
07:44I'm being honest
07:45Yuck
07:46Yep
07:47It's not great
07:48No
07:49No
07:49No