Peep Show: Convenience Store Dance Clubs

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a convenience store in Kentucky that has implemented a new feature that allows people to turn their bathroom experience into a disco dance party with the push of a button.

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00:00there's one place that you would love to listen to music to and jam out a gas station bathroom

00:12well you want to keep the screams hidden you know most roadside convenience stores don't want you

00:19using their restrooms and the feeling generally is mutual we only use it if we have to yes but

00:24one chain is making their bathrooms more fun their new trend is turning their restrooms

00:35into dance clubs well that's a surefire way to get people to do drugs in your restaurant that's it

00:42yeah there's a red button you can press which activates disco balls and music

00:49and turns the restrooms into secret dance clubs gonna walk in there with that disco ball and

00:56there's gonna be a heroin addict injecting heroin oh yeah just staring so let's get the story on this

01:02now from fox 56 as they let us in as to what's going on oh no things are really hopping at the

01:11hop shop in florence and the crowd isn't there just to buy gas or snacks they're curious about the big

01:17red buttons in the bathroom when we tell people to go in there and push the button because a lot

01:21of people come out and say well I didn't push it because it tells me not to and we'll say well

01:25he's winking at you so we want you to push it gorgeous one push sets the balls in motion and starts a party in

01:39the potty you know this is cool oh no don't touch anything they'll just burst into laughter and then

01:46they come out and they run out and grab family and run back in the bathroom and it just brings

01:50a lot of joy oh my goodness there are now five people in kentucky with disco bathrooms and more to

01:55go back go back go back live from the condom section oh my god right in front of the magnum fins

02:01yeah yeah there she is and the trojan ecstasies yep those are too big for me

02:05oh my they run out and grab family and run back in the bathroom and it just brings a lot of joy oh my

02:13goodness there are now five people in kentucky with disco bathrooms and more to come

02:19kentucky disco bathroom viral sensation on social media tiktok star mr grouchy came to this opening

02:26leaving fans flushed with excitement it's pretty wild pretty fun time in there it's funny i love it

02:33i love reading all the comments on social media just again the cleanest bathrooms the coolest

02:39restroom because it's unexpected a lot of stores wouldn't encourage people to stop just to go to

02:44the restroom but here they believe it's good business to give people a good place to

02:48do their business after spending time in the oh my god

02:54most people also spend some money at the checkout

02:58alex hudson and florence may be the biggest fan of the flashy facilities

03:02she celebrated her 20th birthday by taking her friends to each disco bathroom

03:10no she's celebrated her birthday in the bathroom yeah all of her friends in there can you see all of

03:16her friends we're so dumb we're getting dumber guys like some music in the bathroom i'm gonna have

03:26birthday party there i wanna dance to it we're gonna have big old bad birthday party there

03:32kentucky disco bathroom kentucky guys station bathroom disco party

03:38what what stop it what is happening come on all right this is it this is us this is it that is

03:48crazy she's having her birthday party in a convenience store bathroom i had love pressing this button every

03:55time she celebrated her 20th birthday by taking her friends to each disco bathroom

04:00they're like you're doing what for your birthday i'm like you heard me correct i said i'm going to

04:06every single hop shop location it's just a good failing in any of the bathrooms

04:10managers say they know travelers have gone out of their way to boogie in the bathrooms

04:16we had a 60 year old lady that went in and she came out and she said that was the best day of her life

04:22this is the best day of my life tell us what would you say would be the best day of your life

04:36well there was one time i went to a kentucky gas station hop shop yeah and i went inside and despite

04:45the overall smell of poop i hit a button on the wall a little frog man was telling me not to do

04:54the second i hit it the room exploded with happiness disco balls lights the sounds of bruce springsteen

05:05echoing in the darkness and a man came out who was clearly on heroin

05:12and died in front of me oh my god that doesn't sound great it was the most exhilarating feeling

05:20i've ever had you felt alive i was alive i was alive the best day of her life i mean guys you don't

05:33know you don't know kentucky's a rough place it is a rough place that's the best day of your life

05:39right yep holy nuts we had a 60 year old lady that went in and she came out and she said that

05:46was the best day of her life don't touch shops are on to something in sync with their customers

05:52giving them a fun place to go when they gotta go i'm just here to crap dancing in the dark

05:58someone could open the door at any time you don't want to be caught with your pants down

06:03in florence marvin bartlett with the spirit of the bluegrass florence kentucky spirit of the

06:10bluegrass my goodness huh my goodness if i was in a men's restroom at a gas station only because i

06:19have to be right and someone came in behind me and hit that button i'd hit it every time and a song

06:25played and a disco light went down i'm like oh this is where it ends right i assume it's like some sort

06:29of deliverance scene is about to happen yeah i'm in a kentucky bathroom i'm gonna be taken i would

06:34just that my whole day as like a teen would it would be to just be at one of these places and when

06:39like a burly truck driver goes in there to just wait for him to settle into the pooper yep and then i go

06:46in and hit this button best day of your life oh my god day of my kentucky life can you imagine

06:52having to poop really bad and that happens just in there with the door oh my god no they're having

06:58the time of the party i'm gonna put my pants out here nobody that that's the thing multiple people

07:03can be in there at the time but listen how many places are gonna have just a button for you to push

07:09now because we're so stupid that they'll just be put you know all sorts of these places you hit a

07:15button you didn't know you went in you didn't know you're going to the bathroom and then somebody

07:19just comes in and does that that's what i'm saying you would have a heart attack you would

07:22you might yeah you would yeah absolutely you would i would think i'm having some kind of drug

07:26flashback i guess something something happened like some acid came back yeah my brain yeah little

07:32little piece of it raised its little head yep you're like oh yeah these days it's just

07:39hey we are getting dumber i guess i don't understand like to me that doesn't make sense at all who

07:45would want that who would want that in their bathroom experience a lot of people there

07:49dance in a gas station bathroom women's to spend any more time there than you have to i'm just

07:54thinking now like uh you know um ubers uh any of these things you'll have there'll be a button

08:01and you can be sitting in the back and you hit that button and then next thing you know

08:05disco balls dancing time of your life best day of your life

08:10whatever you do do not hit that button

08:20oh my god oh my god and it's quite dark it turns all the light imagine i was trying to pee right

08:29it gets real dark besides a disco light i can't see what i'm doing

08:34i'd be so angry my goodness i think i'd have a lot of anger walking out of that bathroom

08:47i haven't seen anyone in kentucky that hates it so far

08:51no people drive out of their way to go see that's right

09:01you

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