Peep Show: Senior Swingers

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about rumors of a color-coded loofah system in the Villages community in Florida that lets people know the types of things you're into as a swinger.

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00:00okay so we've covered this before on our show of course we were way way ahead of the media on this

00:10one the loofahs on cars apparently lets people know what you're into sexually oh yeah but is

00:15that really why seniors are doing it seniors at the villages retirement community in florida

00:21we've been told and we've seen pictures they're tying different colored loofahs to the top of

00:27their cars to let people know what gets them horny different colors supposed to mean different

00:35things for example purple loofahs means you want to watch teal loofah means you'll take all comers

00:42oh yeah not everyone though believes this is true they say when they talk to some people about it at

00:51the villages they were told it's just so the seniors could find their cars in the parking lot

00:56oh god i never thought of that i need to put a loofah on my car so i can find it

01:04lisa i i don't know because we saw a list right yes we did there was a list circulating of what

01:13each color loofah meant and it was just at the villages right just at the village that's where

01:18it's been taking off yeah we have the uh the code posted over at davidrick.com go check it there if

01:23you want to see for yourself uh but but someone saying that's not true it's right someone who has

01:29actually been to the villages says it doesn't mean they're swingers they've been doing it to help find

01:34their car in parking lots having a loofah on top just made it a lot easier for them could you imagine

01:39though like it's it started as like telling people what you're into but then like an old person saw it

01:45and like what a great idea yeah we could see our car from a mile away i feel like it was like a nice

01:50old lady that's like i just want to find my car and then it was like a pervy old dude that was like

01:54you know what the loofahs mean don't you what the different loofahs mean different sexual stuff

01:59oh my god yeah so there's pictures of this i'm into a lot there's people that have done it would that

02:05really help you find your car better a loofah on top well you know what it might do maybe if

02:11everyone has like the same kind of car yeah you'd be like ours are white and orange i love that they've

02:18actually taped some seniors buying loofahs yeah oh yeah you know i'm in the back door so give me the

02:26brown one oh god doesn't i hope brown doesn't mean back i mean they're all over the place down

02:33novice and beginners purple voyeur people who like to watch pink soft swap people who like to do it with

02:38others in the room blue lowest level of full swap plays well with others yellow mid-level swap for

02:44those who want to have fun but are still nervous black full swap those who say what the hell let

02:49it all go and teal is bisexual for those that want to increase their dating chances what's amazing about

02:55this is it could have been just a hundred percent seniors trying to find their cars and then a genius

03:00came up with this turned it into they were like i'm gonna say it's sexual and it's so funny

03:05because look at the woman buying it that we just showed that video in the store does she look like

03:10she's looking for action you know what i'm into you never know but if she doesn't soft swap her husband's

03:16like get the one for the full swap yeah let me do all of it give the black one

03:22we're beginners and i'm also bisexual that's what he's holding in his hand right now he's holding

03:30beginner and bisexual list in his hand like what the code means yeah i'm into uh

03:37well we're new at this so get a white one and we all know i'm bisexual

03:44get a teal one and you'll anything goes with you so get the black one

03:51careful you don't get the scat play one yeah

03:54god there's no brown one oh he does have a teal one he has a teal and a white one oh my god you're

04:01a beginner and i'm bisexual but then yeah then again why would that guy be shopping with his wife

04:10for loofahs like he's really into it yeah well that's true like i've never gone and picked out a

04:15loofah you just go to a different aisle or yeah looking at all the different colors they all look

04:20identical i like the feel of that one there's no guy saying that so perhaps it started as a way

04:27to find your car and it's turned into something sexual i don't know oh man just don't i mean be

04:33careful if you approach someone with a loofah on their car and you think you're gonna get all horny

04:37with them exactly careful some of them may not be into that and hey some of them may tie a loofah

04:43on your friend's car today yes but a teal loofah on your buddy's car yeah you never know what's

04:49gonna end up that's funny because they tie them on their golf carts too right oh that's what a caller

04:55said well sure yeah well however they get around do you have trouble honestly no see that's how you

05:00know it's not that because i mean at least maybe all golf carts all look the same at the villages

05:06though there's 800 golf carts in every part i bet there is yeah isn't that how they get around

05:10and if they all look the same you'd want to know which one was yours exactly there's only so many

05:16i mean maybe that's why they've moved on to like the wrong golf cart there's somebody else here who's

05:20into uh threesomes yeah yeah gotta find the mine i just like that they got to bring the paper with

05:26them that has all the different kinds of stuff yeah like oh boy soft swap

05:30soft swap bisexual beginner seasoned veteran full swap

05:39scat play someone said i do live in florida i see this all the time especially in my neighborhood

05:44saw a car yesterday with several different colors what does that mean well if you go by this it could

05:49mean you're into different different things it all depends could they could be a voyeur they could

05:55be full swap bisexual voyeur oh they're out of the blue you better go ask if they have some blues in

06:02the back where are the blues yeah everyone's in the full swap yes i'm in the lowest level of full swap

06:10i need a blue where am i gonna go what happens when the sun fades out i can't leave here with a

06:17yellow someone's gonna think i'm into the medium level of full swap oh how confusing does that look

06:25blue that's teal teal i have a hard time teal yeah the bryster wouldn't even know he'd be like is it

06:31blue brown i'm colorblind i have no idea i don't know what approached by all sorts of you know is it

06:38pink is that orange i don't know i hear you in the big big hairy what oh god uh well why not

06:46judging by the color of your loofahs yeah what i mean i'm in the big hairy men no no no i got a pink

06:53oh that's not pink yeah exactly that's what would happen to him unfortunately i'll have to buy all

07:00this it's an orange sexual loofahs if you want to see again what they look like the color

07:08code behind them uh you can go check it out at daveandchuckthefreak.com and and if you got a

07:13senior in your life and they're just putting one on their car to find it maybe tell them to use

07:17something else yeah yeah they need to use something else a ribbon or one of those balls

07:22a ribbon and ribbons a real nice real nice touch yeah pretty little ribbon yeah just to be careful

07:29just in case they don't want to get approached by perverts

07:32using anything else yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah mean so that's cool yeah that's cool yeah that's just the

07:36thing it's just like i'll do something every night i read it okay um i'm not happy but i think i die oh that's

07:36you i read it when i eat it yeah i i'm not you i think i'm not happy but i dealt with motherfucker

07:38i don't care i get budgeted we'll just make a lot i get budgeted by you for right now that is

07:40and i get budgeted by … yeah i'm not happy want to get down today i agree with myself i don't

07:40do this for sure but i'm not happy why i do make a money for this matter what do you

07:56say i don't think say thatас i can get into it like that is

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