Peep Show: Little James the Sex Toy Salesman

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who started selling sex toys to raise money for a youth sports team and imagine little James going door-to-door trying to fundraise.

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00:00i don't know did you guys do fundraisers when you were in school you have to raise money

00:10and chocolate bars i think were the main thing we did i definitely didn't have to peddle dildos

00:17door to door that's a crazy one that's a wild one but i bet the money's good yeah much more

00:21fun to do that yeah yeah uh well in california in sacramento it seems a school teamed up with

00:27pure romance oh geez that's crazy to raise money for their youth soccer program but yeah it did not

00:35sit well with some parents as you might expect and now they're facing some trouble for that no that's

00:41not it you pause right there uh let's get to the story here from kcratv adult toys being sold as

00:49part of a fundraiser that supports natomas football academy a soccer club with an extensive youth

00:55program that fundraiser launched this week but just pulled down from facebook and email links

01:02that had been blasted to over a thousand parents and adults in the club now closed the controversy

01:08starting with an announcement that along with c's candy sales the club was also going to be selling

01:14pure romance products pure romance is a is a health and wellness company we provide um education

01:23that's because she's so on the side she's the secretary for this soccer club but on the side

01:29she's a pure romance sales and you can tell so she's trying to of course make a ton of money for

01:35herself because she's going to get the commission off of all these sales yeah so she somehow talked

01:39them into it's really shady double difference listen we're all four if you want to buy a dildo

01:43buy a dildo right you want to buy it into youth so you can't tie it into a youth there can't be no

01:48youth connection to it and the other side of that you think the soccer moms really want to know

01:53want you to know exactly the sex toys they want right it's just crazy would you care for the american

01:58challenge or you're just looking for something smaller you need a good afternoon man can i use you

02:03sexual pleasure for a price it all goes for a good cause

02:06well we got these fancy things that look like male peepees wow and uh you flip this button on the

02:18bottom and they vibrate i'll take uh you're there 1999 and it helps send me to washington dc for a

02:25class trip to learn about how the governments run okay uh what about that big one i have one your

02:32husband might enjoy look at this oh see this thing it looks like a flashlight uh-huh but you

02:37take the lid off and it looks like that's a vagina on there yeah well yeah it's a lady part

02:43okay i'll take it i'll take all of it okay well one of each does that be uh cash or charge i have a i

02:50got i got quarters hold on i've got quarters we don't take quarters they're rolled they're rolled up

02:58i don't we don't i we can't count quarters maybe maybe you can go ask your husband for his credit

03:04card no no you can't know about this who's at the door hi sir oh god run sir are you interested in

03:13purchasing sexual pleasure a bunch of dildos in that way it's for a good cause yeah oh you know you

03:19can't please me anymore i need one of those oh my you might want to buy like three of them then

03:23buy them all in i don't care i got it have fun in washing can't wait to learn best day for

03:33little james ever

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