Peep Show: Milf Manor

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new show coming to TLC called 'Milf Manor' that features older women looking to hook up with younger guys. Then, they imagine one of the women doing voice-over work for movie premieres.

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00:00We were just talking, funny enough, the other day

00:05about what a crap show TLC has become.

00:07Starting out is supposed to be the learning channel for America.

00:10And now it's ridiculous.

00:12Well, this just highlights it.

00:14One of their brand new shows starting up next month is

00:17MILF Manor.

00:20Hello.

00:22Eight hot moms leave home for the chance to find love

00:26with men half their age, but they're greeted

00:28with a shocking twist.

00:31What?

00:31Here's a little preview of MILF Manor

00:34coming to the learning channel.

00:36I hope they got some good MILFs and it's not gross MILFs.

00:39Well, one of them sounds like this to a cat.

00:42I can't wait to get pounded.

00:44Here's a preview of MILF Manor.

00:50Life has given me some curveball.

00:53I think it's my time to find love.

00:56I was married for 14 years,

00:58but I want to get a chance to do me a little.

01:00Young men have much more energy.

01:02They think out of the box.

01:03I want that.

01:04Especially in the bedroom.

01:06Jesus.

01:08I am in this amazing, beautiful mansion here in Mexico.

01:13This is a perfect place to find love.

01:17Welcome to the villa.

01:18You're about to embark on a dating experience like none other.

01:22Let's go.

01:24I have an extremely high lapina.

01:26What are you talking about?

01:28I'm a grandmother of seven.

01:33Ladies, where's all the men at?

01:34I'm ready to connect with somebody who doesn't really care how old I am.

01:41I'm just looking to have fun.

01:45So I believe the shocking twist is,

01:47and this is just my assumption here,

01:48judging from this preview,

01:50it's their sons who are going to be dating the other MILFs.

01:53Oh, I bet you're right.

01:55Here we go.

01:56What the hell?

02:00Oh, yeah, that's it.

02:02Yeah, they're like, no.

02:03It just got real.

02:05Oh, no.

02:06Milch Manor.

02:08Man, they really.

02:10What an us show.

02:11Yeah, they really,

02:12they came out of whatever boardroom meeting

02:15where like, we've got perfect trash.

02:18I'm a long time.

02:19We had a meeting and we've created perfect, perfect trash.

02:23Yeah.

02:24Forget.

02:24Forget nuclear fusion.

02:28We've just come up with MILF Manor.

02:31MILF Manor.

02:32This one.

02:33So this is what is all TV going to be.

02:35Is going to be all of this stuff in like 10 years.

02:38Well, it's already there.

02:39At the same time.

02:40It's just going to keep getting worse.

02:41Yeah, they realize, though,

02:43like they can't just have a bunch of old women

02:45be railed by 20 year olds.

02:47They have to like make the 20 year olds related to them.

02:50Right.

02:51And then nailing them.

02:53No, but what it is is,

02:54yeah, it's like, I hope you don't mind,

02:57but I'm having sex with all your kids.

02:59Because when little Johnny, he's packing about 12 inches.

03:01Yeah.

03:02I can't wait to bang your son.

03:04Is that too much, Shane?

03:05I have an extremely high libido.

03:10Is that too much, Shane?

03:11I have an extremely high libido.

03:13Should I just have said high libido?

03:14Should I just say high libido?

03:16Or just libido?

03:18You know what?

03:18Can we take a break?

03:19Can you give me my pack of smokes?

03:21Yeah.

03:21Lay off the cigarettes, ladies.

03:24Wow.

03:24Oh, milf manna.

03:25He said, wow.

03:27It is.

03:27She is really like.

03:29Yeah.

03:29It's deep.

03:30It's hard to even.

03:32You got to really talk from back here.

03:35Really got to talk from the back of your throat.

03:38You know, your son is gorgeous.

03:42I'm on a mountain.

03:43Oh, that's so crazy.

03:44Like, got a crazier voice than the movie preview person.

03:47Yeah.

03:49They are.

03:50Oh, it would be amazing.

03:52It's smoker voice like he did movies.

03:54This summer.

03:55This summer, the Avatar.

03:58They have water.

04:01In theaters in December.

04:03All right, up next.

04:04Enjoy it.

04:05What do we got?

04:06The new Superman movie, if you could.

04:08Bum, bum, bum.

04:10Henry Cavill is out.

04:12Hot young stud is going to replace him.

04:16Next summer.

04:19Superman.

04:22I'd listen to her trailers.

04:24How about that?

04:25That was good.

04:26We're going to keep that one.

04:27Good job.

04:29Well done.

04:30Yeah.

04:32The Avatar.

04:33She gets them wrong.

04:35Avatar water world.

04:36I don't care.

04:38Whatever.

04:38That's not what it's called.

04:40It's called the way of water.

04:41Cut it.

04:43The Avatar.

04:44Waves of water.

04:46No.

04:47Sorry.

04:48We're going to need to take that from the top again.

04:50Avatar.

04:53Water.

04:54Park.

04:55Adventure.

04:56Land.

04:56No.

04:58No.

04:58I don't think we're going to be able to use this one.

05:00Superman.

05:01Yes.

05:02Way of water.

05:03No.

05:04Really wrong this time.

05:05Really wrong.

05:06If you could.

05:07Maybe the clouds of smoke are affecting your view.

05:09Maybe put those smokes out for a minute.

05:12Open the door of the booth.

05:14I'm dying.

05:15That's right.

05:15I don't know what it is.

05:16Nothing.

05:16No.

05:17No.

05:17No

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