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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Lisa's cop ESP saved her from a police speeder sting. Or, maybe she's just paranoid.

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00:00do you want to share your conspiracy theory lace or we just oh i don't care i mean i mean
00:11tomorrow i may tell you guys that was a huge mistake that i shared it on the air
00:15i wouldn't do it um well no okay on my drive in i saw a cop sitting in the location where i
00:25sat on the air where i drive and so i got paranoid thinking he was there for me yeah because you said
00:31the other day at the air you drive you never see i never see cops no and it's like he was a state
00:37trooper he was sitting off to the right and i'm like huh what are you doing there lisa thinks he
00:42was there for him or her yeah of course because it's an easy 300 ticket and that's really just not
00:51logical or sane and i get that so then i tried to say that i get that that sounds paranoid
00:57but that didn't make it any better i guess like i'm pretty certain they're doing something called
01:04operation chief trade probably are oh yeah you didn't see any coppers think again lady
01:11so i think oh my god here she comes
01:16she's coming down what is going on oh my god guys going even faster than we assumed
01:22she's she's on to us she's going 70 in the slowly i was i was going 70 in the slowly i have no idea
01:29how she knows we're here but she knows we're here god damn it call it off
01:35that's it i've never heard lisa say anything that afterwards she said listen i know this is just
01:51bonkers crazy yeah i know i sound crazy i get it we know they were there for me
02:00never in my life have they ever been there i say one thing about a street and look who's there
02:11popo
02:12does that make it better saying that you know that it's insane or not no i think it does
02:22like you you're you're kind of in tune with reality that you know that that's probably not
02:27crazy but i still feel that way yeah yeah i think it makes it better you don't think so chuck
02:31probably not no you you know when you're crazy you're crazy
02:34but when you know you're crazy where being self-aware that you're what's crazier what's
02:41crazier what is crazier being self-aware that something is crazy and yet still believing it
02:47or just not even realizing it to me it's not even realizing you're so crazy you don't realize
02:54like i would come into work i think it's crazier to be like i know this is nuts but i'm still going
03:00with it yeah that's that's i'm not 100 convinced though that the cops were there for me
03:05i'm a little bit thinking they could have been yeah i'm a little bit thinking i'm a little bit
03:13thinking they could have been i don't know i'm gonna tell you something that's crazy and you're
03:17all gonna think i'm crazy well you are crazy but you know it's crazy totally i have i believe
03:23magical powers copy sp yeah oh i've thought about that so today i had that then i knew you did i
03:32feel like you kind of did yes i was just having a mellow morning i was in a rush but you never have
03:37those i know it's weird right like why in the hell is lisa way in the slow lane going 70 exact
03:45having a mellow morning and i just i just looked at the my speedometer and i not today bitch
03:52some diabolical laughter
04:02read it and weep 70 bitch
04:10they tried and they failed
04:22some sort of super villain
04:25speeding super villain i'll always be two steps ahead and you know they were just throwing their
04:33stuff around operation cheese tray to the officers involved in operation cheese tray
04:40foil the game sorry losers
04:47seven day locked nice try
04:51you'll have to do better than that
04:56she's got someone in the police station giving her like calls
04:59lisa operation cheese tray tomorrow
05:02she's got it inside
05:04she's got like a radar detector in her head
05:07yep didn't foil her today coppers
05:1170 bitch
05:13better luck next time
05:15all right
05:17you
05:18you