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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was busted with over $1,000 worth of beef jerky stuffed in his pants and imagine what it would be like if Lisa Way was the investigator on the case.

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00:00this crime bad idea it sounds like it would be hard to pull off uh this from uh reynoldsburg
00:10ohio and police are investigating the theft of a thousand dollars worth of beef jerky sticks
00:15from a gas station how many guys pants thousand dollars he got a thousand bucks worth of beef
00:21jerky in his pants how much is beef jerky well beef jerky is pricey yeah but like good quality
00:27beef jerky like solid jerky i don't run you yeah okay hold on slim jams slim jams are probably
00:33yeah like how much is one slim jim one slim jim's like 12 cents james what do you know not even close
00:3912 cents no um like a normal size slim jim you're probably looking at a buck 50 to two bucks
00:44if you want like a one of the big meaty thick big ones yeah you're probably 350 to four dollars
00:50well so how many can i fit in my pants uh a thousand and twelve dollars according to this
00:56surveillance footage showed an unidentified man into the store and take multiple slim jim's
01:00jerky sticks valued at a thousand and twelve dollars 66 cents he went to the bathroom before
01:05walking down the snack aisle and stuffed all sorts down his sweatpants he had so many jerky sticks on
01:10him that he bent over to tighten the bottom strings of his sweatpants before fleeing the store
01:15so he had to tighten his bottom strings
01:18it's impossible to have a thousand dollars worth of jerky it does seem impossible but i have some
01:27real loose that number yeah like slim jim was probably oh yeah like smart magic he's not like the best you
01:34don't think you know i'm not gonna turn it down i'm a trapper joe's man myself he did bag that for
01:40about 23 dollars he uh fled the store in a gold-colored chevy malibu with dents on its left
01:45side and they're still looking for the guy haven't been able to track down the slim jim thief yet
01:50it's the meat haste at this entry he had to have gotten into their back room because there's no way
01:55there's that much right they say he walked down the snack aisle and stuffed the stuff in his pants in
02:02the snack aisle right so but maybe they're all right oh it's very good it's but one thousand
02:06dollars that's exactly you haven't found him yet
02:09you don't know where he is because it's very we did a quick
02:15addition and it is over two thousand dollars worth of beef jerky
02:23that's slim jim slim jim
02:27two to three thousand dollars worth of slim jim yeah yeah because there's a combination do they
02:35have that much slim jim out on the shelves no way and if they do how could he get it all you'd have
02:40to steal the big bags of jerky like andy's talking this like seven between seven to ten dollars a bag
02:45and you need a lot of those maybe five to seven on one hook and maybe you'll have you know three
02:52across and maybe three or four down there's no way there's no way that's a pricey like name brand jerky
02:59yeah but he did it and he's gone and they're still looking for this guy stole 50 bucks worth of jerky
03:06they just inflated about a thousand dollars it was easily one thousand dollars worth of jerky
03:11we'll never find him now it's a good thing i'm not an investigator i'd be questioning that but i
03:17waste so much time on the beef jerky case that real crimes
03:19officer lisa you've been on this beef jerky case for three months
03:24i'm gonna be testing it out let me try and put
03:27okay right here is where this is the exact place he was tightening your sweatpants your honor
03:37this is beef jerky check this out
03:42one thousand dollars worth jesus
03:47it seems hard to do
03:51wouldn't you notice this man would you notice this man and that's only fifty dollars worth
03:59this is 24.99
04:02something's not right here it's not adding up
04:07yeah
04:07you're lying someone's lying down his pants yeah
04:12that is hilarious officer lisa's on the case she's got bunts and burners
04:15he's so much time on it you're lying someone's lying here
04:20we're gonna get a lot of truth here the tangled web she finds a guy though i'd find it she would find him
04:29yeah she would be like totally meet deceit
04:32wait a second look at this security footage from across the street there's a guy unpacking
04:40do you notice i got some questions for you what is that jerky you got there
04:43same toro tires
04:47i noticed it
04:51i saw the dead custom rims on your malibu
04:55lisa way meat inspector
04:57she'd get to the bottom
04:59that's crazy
05:01maybe investigator
05:03because meat inspector sounds like something you're not to apply for
05:06investigator is better james
05:09my phone is ringing off the hook
05:10is this legal meat inspector
05:12no i don't do that
05:14jesus christ
05:15no i don't do that
05:17stop calling why would you say that
05:18oh my god
05:19hey lisa oh jesus no i'm just a detective god damn it
05:23oh man
05:24something happened
05:26phone's ringing off the hook
05:28lisa way meat inspector
05:30they made my commercial wrong and now it's just a disaster
05:37one word
05:40one word
05:40it's crazy
05:42it's crazy
05:42You