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An Oatmeal Woman
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak find out from a documentary that some women in prison make dildos out of oatmeal and imagine what it would be like if Andy made his own 'Oatmeal Woman'.
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A woman did a new documentary on female prisoners, and she was shocked to discover the food items
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that female prisoners use to pleasure themselves with.
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Where did they get it?
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Well, from food.
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I guess from the, you know, when they go eat.
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Commissary?
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Yeah.
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So, she talks to one inmate called Leah here in this clip.
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Like, we're doing everything to stop it.
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It's very, very, very hard.
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It's very complicated.
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It is very complicated.
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Women have needs.
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Oh, yes.
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And they're, yeah, relationship driven.
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Are there dildos in here?
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Or is it just like oral?
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No, they do everything.
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You would be amazed.
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They make those.
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They make dildos?
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They make them, yes.
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Out of what?
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I think before they used oatmeal.
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Oatmeal?
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Yeah, and I think they cook it or something.
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One lady said that they would use hot dogs.
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So, you have to be careful, you know, with them bringing hot dogs back and putting them
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so.
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Oatmeal and hot dogs.
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They come up with some things.
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Hot dogs we've heard of.
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Oatmeal?
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How do you make a dildo out of oatmeal?
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Will it just get hard?
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I will say, have you ever, my kids will do this every once in a while.
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They'll make oatmeal.
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Then they won't eat it.
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And then they'll put it in my sink.
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And then when you encounter it later, especially if they don't use like a ton of water or a ton
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of milk in there or something like that, it's the hardest substance of all time after it dries out.
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So, it becomes like concrete.
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Like a papier-mâché type of thing where it just solidifies.
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So, what do they do?
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They shape it into a donger?
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They must fashion it into a donger like a dildo shape.
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But then you're going to have to put some kind of covering on it.
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Yeah.
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Maybe just plastic wrap?
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Because like sand it.
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Like oatmeal inside of you.
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It doesn't seem like the best choice.
02:00
No.
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It would just flake off and everything, right?
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Yeah, you're right.
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Maybe wrap like saran wrap around it or something or cling wrap.
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Something.
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You know, something to keep it together.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to see what I can make today out of oatmeal.
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I have a ton of oatmeal.
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Chuck's Craft Corner will fire up later today.
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I'm going to look up oatmeal dildos to see if there's pictures of any online here.
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Sure.
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I believe we talked in the past, too, that they melt down Jolly Ranchers and form it into sexual objects.
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Oh, we've heard that, yeah.
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Oatmeal dildos.
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Give me a picture of it.
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No, there's no oatmeal dildos on record.
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Until today when I make mine and put it out on social media.
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Join Chuck's Craft Corner as he makes oatmeal dildos later this afternoon.
02:41
I want the first one from my collection.
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Yeah.
02:43
I'll, yeah.
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This is from the Chuck Oatmeal series.
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Yeah.
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I have to get some sandpaper up.
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I like your idea.
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It's going to be maple.
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Like maple and brown sugar.
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It'll smell great.
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Then you can do, here's the strawberry oatmeal.
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Here's the blueberry oatmeal.
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Oh, very similar, but also, yeah, just enough difference.
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Exactly.
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Finding music for Chuck's Craft Corner for the introduction.
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Hey, everybody.
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Welcome to TikTok.
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I'm making a dick out of a dildo.
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Or another.
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An oatmeal dick.
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That's right.
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That's today on Chuck's Craft Corner.
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Right after the show where people shower with their moms.
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Yeah.
03:28
Yeah.
03:29
Oatmeal, I didn't see.
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I didn't see that one.
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No, like fashioning the amount of stuff.
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Yeah.
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Hey, listen, if anything, I know, hopefully none of us are ever that desperate.
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Yeah.
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No.
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No.
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I'll never make anything out of oatmeal.
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Don't go to prison.
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Yeah.
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Oatmeal.
03:45
I tried to make an oatmeal woman.
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An oatmeal?
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It didn't work out.
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She fell apart in my arms.
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Oh, no.
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She fell apart right in my arms.
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She's gone.
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She's gone.
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I tried to make an oatmeal woman.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's when you hit bottom, huh?
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That's when you hit bottom.
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She fell apart.
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Yep.
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I've used milk and water.
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Both.
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Apples and cinnamon.
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Apples and cinnamon, indeed.
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That's what you should call her.
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She had two apple eyes.
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I crushed her.
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I got on top of her and I crushed her.
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I tend to sweat when I have sex and I totally just blew her apart.
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Two weeks it took me to build her.
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She melted.
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I owe me a woman.
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What I love is she was a full woman when you first made her.
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Right.
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But then she slowly shipped away.
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Her legs off.
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But you still haven't given up hope on her.
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Stay with me.
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But then she finally disintegrates and then you scream like Tom Hanks.
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Oh, God, no!
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My only meal woman!
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Apple of infinity!
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I don't know what her name would be, but...
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Oprah!
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Oprah.
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Oprah.
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No, Oprah, no!
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Oh, man.
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I told you, you should have just built her just an ass.
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I know.
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I should have just...
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You were right.
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You can't build a whole...
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Oh, woman.
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You can't do it.
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I tried telling you.
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I'd miss the companionship.
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I know.
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She...
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She fell apart.
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It's crazy how you made her sitting down like that.
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All I had to put for her face was the Quaker Oats, man.
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I cut him off the package.
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Oh, man!
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Oh, woman!
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What's that?
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Oprah!
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What's that?
05:50
What's that?
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Oh, man.
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That goes funny.
05:54
Mm-hmm.
05:55
Oh, well.
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I hope you don't ever have to resort to Oprah.
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My cream of wheat whore I tried to make, too.
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Oh, man.
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She was a mess.
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She was a real mess.
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Didn't solidify like you thought.
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I made a woman of beefaroni.
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God!
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That's the future.
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Yeah, what'd you make your woman out of?
06:19
Raviolis.
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Oh, man.
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Smart.
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Real smart.
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You let them dry out.
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Yeah.
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Keep them in that shape.
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I bought a woman mold.
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Me?
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Oh, that's desperation done, right?
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It is, yeah.
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