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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the weirdest thing a woman has forced them to do and Andy envisions himself in the scenarios.

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00:00What is the weirdest thing a woman has forced you to do?
00:13We bring it up because two women have been jailed after they ordered a man dressed in
00:20a Pokemon onesie to twerk.
00:24Twerk, twerk, twerk.
00:26Two women with knives forced a man in a Pokemon onesie to twerk for them.
00:34This whole ordeal lasted over an hour and a half.
00:37An hour and a half?
00:39I'm still twerking.
00:41Damn!
00:42I'm still looking for a lady to make me twerk at knife point.
00:47Hasn't happened.
00:48So they had to do it to gangster music?
00:51Is that what it says?
00:53The story says.
00:54What a traumatic ordeal.
00:59Please stop, I can't twerk anymore.
01:01Keep twerking, don't you dare stop.
01:02No, I just can't, I can't do it anymore.
01:04My back's starting to hurt.
01:06Oh, no, okay.
01:09I'm popping it, I'm popping it.
01:12I'm popping it, oh.
01:14Twerk, okay, I'm doing it, I'm still going.
01:18We're half hour in, I need something to drink.
01:21Don't you dare stop, you crazy Poke-man.
01:25This Poke-man onesie isn't ideal.
01:28It's really hot in here.
01:30It's really hot.
01:35Keep talking.
01:36Pikachu.
01:37Okay, here we go.
01:37Back it up, back it up, back it up.
01:41Drop it while it's hot, Pikachu.
01:42I'm your little Poke-gangster.
01:47I'm your little Poke-gangster.
01:49All right, so we want to know from you, what is the weirdest thing a woman has forced you to do?
01:53We'll start things off on voice-changing technology, which of course, guys, you can ask for when you call in if it's embarrassing.
01:59248-544-WRIF.
02:01248-544-9743.
02:03Good morning, Anonymous.
02:04You're on with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
02:05How are you?
02:07Good morning, Ripcord.
02:09Ripcord.
02:09What is the weirdest thing a woman has forced you to do?
02:13She wanted me to wear her lingerie the first time that we, you know, were a little more intimate with each other.
02:22I think, I would be very strange, Andy, but I imagine if you're with a lady you wanted to get with and she's like, slip these panties on.
02:29Yeah, what do you imagine, Dave?
02:31That you might say, all right.
02:33I know I wouldn't, dude.
02:34I wouldn't throw on your right.
02:35It's just throwing your right under the bus, huh?
02:37I'm like, I guarantee it's not going to be as hot as you think.
02:40Come on.
02:41I'm like, I just know that's not my, that's not my game.
02:45Just admit it, Andy.
02:47You're putting on those panties.
02:50Admit it.
02:51Yeah, I didn't do anything that.
02:53And if she's got, like, it wouldn't be her panties, I'd destroy her.
02:58Yeah, like, you'd have to, you'd have to go find a, like, a bigger girl's panties.
03:05Like, she's just got that on the ready?
03:08Like, Andy, I, these right here.
03:11Yeah, I don't fit in that stuff.
03:13Obliterate someone who's normal-sized panties.
03:16I mean, I'm all about ladies' choice, and I'll get weird with it.
03:20It's not that weird.
03:21There's not going to, I'm not going to feel sexy at all.
03:24Come on, Andy, admit it.
03:25Yeah, I know.
03:26You're sliding them on, you're putting on the garden belt.
03:28Andy, you've said many times you do a lot of things for the bits.
03:30I've broken around the room here, and I'm going to single you out for a second.
03:35Anywhere, anywhere.
03:37I just, off the top of my head, decided to throw you right under the bus, you creepy bastard.
03:47That's not what I meant.
03:49I just meant he said many times in the past that he'd do a lot of things for the bits.
03:53Yeah, I will do a lot for the bits.
03:54Pissing to spitting, and you have a line, though.
03:56Yeah, I don't know.
03:58There's nothing, that's not going to.
04:00You're not going to come out of that one.
04:02Feeling okay.
04:03Yeah, I'm not going to feel like I had a good time.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Once I put on a lingerie outfit.
04:10Spin the tail however you want to spin it.
04:12This is a weird one, too.
04:13She made us have sex while her two best lady friends watched and ate popcorn.
04:20That's weird.
04:22Isn't that strange?
04:23It's like you're putting a sex show on for her friends, too.
04:27Yeah, it's hard to bang with the smell of popcorn in the air.
04:30Wow, this is pretty hot.
04:31I'm so glad you invited me.
04:34Your friends are eating that popcorn loud.
04:37That's very strange.
04:39That is so strange.
04:40This is the closest to sex I'm going to get, pal.
04:42All right, Andy, you sex freak, would you do it?
04:44What, let somebody watch me?
04:45Yeah.
04:46I probably couldn't perform with two eyewitnesses.
04:49No, yeah, it's odd.
04:50I really want to keep it just us.
04:53You'd hate that show if it was me.
04:55That's the thing.
04:55I'm like, this isn't going to be a good show.
04:57You're going to get the same feeling you got when you watch Requiem for a Dream or something.
05:01Disturbing.
05:01And then you hear commentary coming from if they're talking during the show.
05:06I'm like, keep it quiet over there.
05:07Yeah, peanut gallery.
05:09Analyzing it.
05:09He doesn't really know how to pump very well, does he?
05:18Come on.
05:19He doesn't really have any rhythm.
05:20Your big friend's popping off.
05:22I can't do this.
05:23Pass the butter.
05:25Or it's a really quick show.
05:27Right.
05:28I feel like there's more of them.
05:30It's done in like a minute.
05:31They don't even have time to get their popcorn.
05:33I just fell down.
05:34I didn't even get to put butter on this thing.
05:36I just came back from putting on the little ranch.
05:40I had some salt seasonings.
05:42I was like gearing up for a goddamn show here.
05:45It's at least 20 minutes.
05:48I didn't even get a single kernel down.
05:51Not a single kernel.
05:54I didn't even bury it.
05:55I literally just sat down.
05:59It was in and it was done.
06:06It was about a single kernel.