Peep Show: Twerkin in the Studio

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was stopped by a DNR officer on Belle Isle for twerking on the dashboard of her moving vehicle. This then leads to Chuck putting on a twerking performance of his own.

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00:00It's kind of hard to visualize this, even if you wanted to, but an officer in Michigan

00:13was on patrol.

00:16Is this on there, Charlie?

00:18No.

00:20Officer in Michigan was on patrol when he spotted a car behind him with two women,

00:25and the passenger was twerking on the dashboard.

00:30Twerking, Chuck.

00:31I'm trying.

00:33Oh, wow.

00:34That's too much.

00:36Now I've seen too much.

00:38Yeah, shake it, Danny!

00:39Oh, my God!

00:41Jesus, what the hell?

00:43Have you seen a twerk?

00:44It's raining fake cash in here.

00:45Oh, my God, what is going on?

00:48What's happening?

00:49Lisa even got in.

00:50I thought you were throwing money in him.

00:51Yeah, that was real.

00:52Were you throwing fake money in him?

00:53Yeah.

00:54He's working.

00:55Get to work.

00:58Twerking for a living.

01:00I work hard for my money.

01:02He twerks hard for his money.

01:03He's working.

01:04Let me see you cars.

01:07Let me see you cars.

01:08Jesus, how much did you make there?

01:09It's so much.

01:10It's so much.

01:11It's so much.

01:11Yeah.

01:12Okay.

01:12Good luck spending it.

01:13James was ready for that.

01:14I saw him asking him to start shaking.

01:16He's like, I gotta make it rain, baby.

01:19James doesn't throw small bills.

01:21No.

01:22Big bills only.

01:23Large.

01:23I like my bills like I like my dongs.

01:26Large.

01:26Oh, my God.

01:28Anyway, so back to the story here.

01:30So much.

01:31We'll clean it up during commercials.

01:32It's all good.

01:32Don't worry about it.

01:33An officer in Michigan on patrol recently when he spotted a car behind him with two women

01:37and the passenger was twerking on the dashboard in the car.

01:43She was sitting backward, not wearing a seatbelt, and dancing up against the dash.

01:50Okay.

01:51So the cop.

01:52I can hear the song, but yes.

01:54Pulled them over to find out what was going on.

01:56That's when he saw two plastic cups.

01:59The driver said, oh, just juice, baby.

02:02Just juice.

02:03Yeah.

02:04The cop said, hmm, is there alcohol in that juice?

02:08And the driver said, hmm, yeah.

02:11Oh, don't say that.

02:12And also there was an open bottle of tequila on the passenger side door.

02:15Well, yes.

02:16So both women were ticketed for having open containers in a motor vehicle.

02:22Unclear if they're facing any additional twerking charges.

02:25This happened within Belle Isle.

02:28For those that don't live here, a huge island park outside of Detroit.

02:32So maybe that's why they weren't also hit with a DUI or maybe that's still coming.

02:37I don't know.

02:38Hmm.

02:39Yeah, that's weird.

02:40That is weird.

02:41I would think he'd still be able to get a DUI.

02:43Because I think it was like it wasn't a Michigan State trooper.

02:47I think it was like a park.

02:49Oh.

02:49Oh, okay.

02:50So they might not have authority, you know.

02:54I just would assume they'd call the police to give you a.

02:57Yeah, it was a DNR officer.

02:58Yeah, so you could just pour the juice out and.

03:02I've never seen someone twerk in a car.

03:04Unfortunately, I guess.

03:06Like twerk in a car?

03:07In a car.

03:08I've seen people twerk on top of cars, at least on video, not in person.

03:13But I've never seen someone twerk inside the car.

03:16And I got to have the right size butt to be able to twerk inside the car.

03:19Exactly.

03:19And that's the size of the butt you got.

03:20It might not be the right butt for twerking.

03:22Mm-hmm.

03:23It takes a lot of balance, I guess.

03:25Yeah, wood.

03:25In a moving vehicle, twerking.

03:27I would put the seat down and go backwards.

03:30Well, you saw my moves.

03:31I mean, I saw them.

03:32I saw them.

03:33It's pretty impressive.

03:34Yeah.

03:34You really have to shake your ass, right?

03:37Yeah.

03:37The twerk.

03:37Yeah.

03:37Like, it's all about making that.

03:38That's the twerk.

03:39That's what it is.

03:41That was a good song you played, Dave.

03:42Yeah.

03:42You're welcome.

03:43If you want to hear it, you let me know.

03:45I'm ready.

03:45Play it again.

03:46Except if Chuck gets up and dances.

03:48I'm going to say, let's get Chuck to make that booty clap.

03:50Come on.

03:51Clap with no hands, Chuck.

03:53Listen close.

03:54Oh, my God.

03:55Jesus.

03:56That was Chuck's ass cheeks.

03:59Yeah.

03:59That was the sound of Chuck's ass cheeks.

04:02Wow.

04:05Not the first time.

04:08Yeah.

04:09It's a hell of a song you found.

04:10Yeah, it definitely is.

04:12But you never know what you'll see if you've ever been to Belle Isle.

04:15I haven't been in a bit, but yeah.

04:17Crazy stuff.

04:17Yeah.

04:17Have you been to that back to that aquarium?

04:19I've never been to that.

04:20Oh, you've never been?

04:21You should probably go.

04:22You're a Mr. Aquarium.

04:23Yeah.

04:24Mr. Fishman?

04:24You know, I guess I just didn't assume it was very good.

04:29It's a beautiful old building.

04:31That's what I like.

04:32They have like maybe 10 fish.

04:35That's what I mean.

04:36They only have 10 fish?

04:37I don't think it's like an aquarium like the shed.

04:40I feel like the aquarium itself wasn't that much bigger than this studio.

04:43And then did you want to twerk when you left?

04:45I did not.

04:45No.

04:46But everybody outside was twerk.

04:48I got to ask for it.

04:51They should play that song in the aquarium then.

04:54I think it is.

04:55This is what the fish listen to.

04:56That's all I heard was the twerk song that I had in there.

04:59Ladies Aquarium.

05:01That's it.

05:02Odd choice music.

05:04Yeah.

05:05Yeah, they don't let you relax in here.

05:07All right, boys, drop it like it's hot now.

05:09Yeah.

05:09Make your knees, set your elbows.

05:12Twerk it out.

05:13Woo!

05:15Right up on the glass.

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05:16No hands.

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