Peep Show: Fat Guy Interpreter

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a police department that is requiring it's employees to meet weight requirements and after Lisa has a hard time understanding Andy's 'fat guy' voice, they introduce an interpreter.

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00:00some bad news for big cops

00:07what is it let's get the story here quickly from khou tv

00:13next more than 200 state troopers will need to slim down this year or face

00:17disciplinary action in dallas morning news men with waists

00:21over 40 inches women okay over 35 inches now have to

00:25track and share their weight loss efforts

00:27officers who don't trim down by december can be denied promotions and overtime

00:31or be removed from enforcement duties good neck

00:35a 40 inch waist yeah yeah i got sometimes my goal is just to be obese

00:40yeah i know right for these boys yeah but stuff men

00:43over 40 inch waist women over 35 inch waist

00:46as you heard they'll have to track and share weight loss efforts if they don't

00:50get under that by the end of the year they could be

00:53pulled off duty they could lose promotions lose overtime

00:56the thing about it is like i could understand listen i understand getting

01:01big eating you know it happens you get big

01:04but to me to have a job where people could try to kill me

01:08you'd want to be in shape i'd want to be in the best shape

01:11but also for protecting others too right i mean like there are people you are the

01:16you are the one that has to respond when your job is doing radio it's not it'd be a very rare

01:23thing for me to be the first person to respond i feel like at this texas highway patrol barracks

01:28they had like a meeting and they're like everybody get all the biscuit everybody get your biscuit

01:32yeah yeah okay we're gonna have a little meeting right now it's basically we went we need to slim down

01:36every criminal in the last year has gotten away

01:39that's true they run right away criminal

01:42yep that one time when you ran

01:44yeah i almost got him you remember

01:46yeah but then he got your car and he took off

01:48you were too slow we've lost 25 cars

01:51all right we gotta we gotta slim now start getting the salary i bet that wasn't i bet that wasn't

01:58received oh well no no by all of them i we said it before we talked about this a couple of months ago

02:06we're behind this you know there's certain jobs where you're hired firefighter police officer

02:11you've got to stay in shape yes because otherwise you can't do the job you were hired to do

02:17lieutenant merriman did you use your peppermint as a spice in your chili i'm sorry but

02:23it barely had any taste now that we've taken those weight loss measures yeah you can't do that

02:28it was spicy as well

02:32clear the room i'll tell you later too

02:37did i read detective smith is off because he slipped on a piece of brisket

02:40that's true

02:42very slippery how many brisket accidents can we have in one year oh my god so many and

02:49no it's i do love the idea that they were like called them all together with a bunch of food to eat

02:55like one last meal yeah exactly and then i know the other way you guys pay attention and we have big old barbecue

03:00i didn't understand anything you said but barbecue

03:04yeah that's all you need to tell it was meant to be

03:06yeah yeah

03:07that's good

03:08yeah

03:08that's good

03:09yeah

03:09that was just a meeting

03:11the only way to get you people to listen

03:13and then we have a barbecue

03:17yes that's it

03:18that's better that's better i can understand that

03:20i gotta work on my fat guy voice enunciation

03:23but that's how they sound

03:25that's how they know

03:26it's perfect

03:27all you need to hear is barbecue

03:29just in case there are some skinny people here in that room

03:35who have a hard time

03:38and it's in and we will speak slower

03:42because most of the time we did that

03:43it's okay i'm fluent in fat

03:45i know everything he says

03:46yes exactly

03:47did you say that the meeting's being held at a barbecue

03:51that's right

03:52that's exactly what he said

03:53yeah famous date

03:54oh okay

03:58normally we don't have food at our meetings

04:00now this time we're gonna need it

04:02every time you have a meeting

04:03oh my god imagine having to have an interpreter just because you're overweight

04:07i'm getting there i think

04:09i wonder

04:10i'm sorry what he said was

04:13i saw he even had a hard time

04:17i think he introduced his interpreter

04:20he's getting so big

04:25oh i hear it now

04:25this is my interpreter

04:26this is his interpreter

04:30i wonder if it's like

04:35i wonder if

04:36that interpreter

04:36there are some cop meetings that are like radio meetings

04:40where you can tell what's going to happen by the food

04:43that they've decided to provide

04:45probably

04:46like it there's never been bad news and pizza at the same

04:49at the same radio meeting

04:51you know

04:52like

04:53do they give

04:54yeah they give bad news and bad food together

04:57no like i think

04:58they usually give bad news and no food

05:01right

05:01no food

05:02whenever we saw they were having a meeting here and food wasn't being served

05:05we were like

05:06oh

05:06people are being like

05:07oh

05:08yeah they're gonna fire the whole staff again

05:10so this you're screwing with these cops minds if you're having a brisket meeting

05:13they think it's all great

05:15you're telling them they gotta lose weight

05:16maybe they know though

05:17like

05:17did you hear

05:18what

05:19we're having a brisket meeting

05:20they're gonna try and make us lose weight

05:23he said they're gonna try and make us lose weight

05:25if they didn't want us to lose weight they would have had the pooing pork

05:28every time

05:29i know

05:30but it's it

05:31yep

05:31it's brisket

05:32it's all cause of derrick

05:33derrick got in that helicopter

05:34and they wouldn't take off

05:36he's too fat

05:37it flies sideways though

05:38you can't have a chopper cop not too fat to fly

05:41chubby chopper cop

05:43chopper's trying to take off

05:45and it can't

05:46we need a stronger helicopter

05:55oh wow okay

05:56i heard that one

05:57that interpreter andy green

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