Peep Show: Did Jason Get Fat?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about if bringing snacks into work is bad for your co-workers health and imagine what it would be like if Jason's metabolism slowed down and he gained a ton of weight.

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00:00bringing cake to the office is that as harmful as forcing your co-workers to smoke

00:14yes it is yes it is david hunter they say that you should think twice really before bringing

00:21unhealthy treats into the workplace to tempt your colleagues james james too james bought like

00:27boxes of treats you guys are killing me man i know jason's the only guy here who can eat them

00:33without any can i tell you he's got the metabolism of like a 12 year old yeah we gotta slow his ass

00:40down that's why i'm bringing all these don't listen don't you think that a possible future

00:45is that just eventually jason turns a certain age and then he's like and then and then he's so used

00:56eating like he gets paid off by donuts uh you know he's eating all these snacks and then just one

01:02day it's like i don't know what happened thank you for calling david chuck the freak hey thank you so

01:09much for counting david chuck the freak please listen to it don't swear in the radio

01:14that's what i sound like in my mind i'm a fat guy in a little guy's body

01:20you better not swear i swear it again

01:24hey can you guys stop bumping into me i'm trying to make a video

01:31jason sorry man you're taking up most of the room oh my god we gotta get a bigger room

01:37no i i can't work in here it's hard to get around you dude oh my god come on

01:44it's never an issue before how does your does your uh

01:49what you can hear it yeah you can hear it man you're killing i can't end the podcast if you're

01:57breathing so heavy i don't keep it down how we can hear your breath while you're still hot in here

02:01that's crazy does your jewish robe i got you still fit no no that's too bad i don't know

02:07one day he goes to answer the phone and his arm's too fat to get it off the hook

02:12oh yeah i can't i can't there's gonna be a problem the shofar looked tasty too so i had to eat

02:17oh no we eventually gotta get him like a headset i mean you brought it to me

02:24there's hostess cupcakes man i ate the whole box

02:27no i'm sorry i'm trying to call dave and chuck the freak

02:30dave and chuck the for the show

02:41he's just gonna hang up by now

02:44he gets mad when dave's got callers calling in about

02:52oh there's a spider jason is that what you said

03:02there's a spider is a spider in your room

03:05i think he needs you to go kill the spider dave like he did that one time

03:20now his porta potty star story is getting stuck in one yeah

03:31oh you had sex again i got stuck in it oh no jason man i'm sorry i leaned to the side in the pillow

03:41yeah

03:42it's too bad man

03:45it's coming in pieces

03:46you still playing basketball

03:47yeah i try to get as much as i can but i don't do it

03:52i don't play very much

03:54no i don't get picked

03:55i don't get picked on any teams anymore

03:57you must well you must be pretty good if you're doing it in a hover round

04:00oh yeah it's a brand new

04:02it's a converter ball huh

04:03yeah it's a i'm playing on this pretty cool team

04:07and because of the trade big boys

04:11the big boys huh

04:14yeah it's around the planking

04:15we play against a bunch of handicapped guys

04:19oh my god

04:20but we're just in a hover brand

04:22it's been pretty big

04:22you still do shirts or skins

04:24you still do

04:25yeah

04:26wow

04:29where's your skins

04:30i'm just gonna say maybe

04:32maybe not as many of the

04:33the treats that james brings in

04:35should maybe just lay off of those for a little

04:37wow

04:38i just eat the normal man

04:39you know just whatever i've been eating my whole life

04:4212 is not normal

04:43yeah man i can handle it

04:45no problem

04:45look at his body

04:46obviously i don't gain any weight

04:49oh wow

04:51i don't know man

04:52i think your metabolism has slowed down a little bit jason

04:54i don't think so

04:55i don't know

04:56i'm just not getting around

04:57it might not have 25 kids

04:59you're not as cut up as a mofo as you used to be

05:01oh you got so many now

05:02yeah i just keep having kids now

05:04you know this bit was really funny

05:07until i realized i'm already living that life

05:09you know i don't know what happened

05:13i hurt my leg at basketball that one day

05:15and then realized i'm not gonna go as many times

05:19and then

05:19uh-oh

05:21so that happens

05:22this is you know

05:23all the results of this story

05:24that says if you're bringing treats into the office

05:26you're not doing anyone any favors

05:29uh this woman said

05:30we all like to think we're rational

05:31intelligent educated people

05:32we make informed choices the whole time

05:34we undervalue the impact of the environment

05:36if no one brought cakes into the office

05:38i would not eat cakes

05:39you know what i've all done in the past

05:41is i've brought in things to eat

05:43for to share and then i go and

05:45you start eating it

05:46like i'm like here

05:48here everybody

05:49eat cakes

05:49and then i'm like

05:51i'm gonna eat

05:51i'm gonna eat some of this

05:53lisa what are you doing

05:54nothing

05:54leave me alone

05:55i can't get this

05:56it's a black lover

05:58from the weekend

05:59it's a black lover

06:01did you bring in that cake

06:02yeah i brought in a little bit of cake

06:04i didn't see it

06:05i don't want to eat it at home

06:06oh okay

06:07so i brought it in

06:08but i just had two plates of it

06:10oh but i i haven't seen it yet

06:12so yeah

06:13oh you know what

06:14i brought in some cake

06:15but i just remembered

06:17it was in my office

06:19and i ate it all

06:20the whole thing

06:22i i wasn't thinking

06:24i started eating it

06:26whole box of backlip

06:28she gets jealousy

06:29and the joy in our faces

06:30eating her snacks

06:31she's like

06:31i want to experience that

06:33that's enough

06:34that's enough

06:34you guys are mad

06:36and i'm with this

06:37let me save you

06:39i'm gonna get taken

06:39into my outfit

06:40i was so ashamed

06:43i did it

06:45stop stop

06:47right there

06:48that's enough

06:49james you had

06:50how many pieces a day

06:51that's enough

06:53jesus

06:55i'll only go back for seconds

06:57ah that's enough

06:58i'm taking it back

07:00into my outfit

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