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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was caught throwing a bag of stuff over a prison fence and ask an important question about something that happens on "the inside".

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00:00off to north carolina now where a 33 year old man faces charges after officials say he threw a bag

00:10over a prison fence this happened um the other day someone alerted authorities to someone throwing

00:17an object over the fence into the prison yard two corrections officers were able to provide a

00:21description of the vehicle that drove away it was spotted and then pulled over a short bit away um

00:26what was in it a pound of smoking tobacco okay 10 cell phones and chargers oh yeah seven packages

00:34of synthetic marijuana 22 acetaminophen codeine dosage units and 13 boner pills

00:43why do you need boner pills why do you think dave come on because you want to have the butts yep

00:51i think you just nailed it i mean in a very oh man that was just a light that was just like law and

00:59order yeah imagine dave's on law and order like prison unit or whatever yeah is that for it to f in the

01:06butts yes it is dave oh come on yes it is i just thought that's what they want boner pills wait a

01:17second is that for them to f in the butts i think it is i think it's for them to f butts

01:30what else would they be f i don't know boner pills lead you one road

01:37but effing damn it yeah there's uh actually they're called ice dragon ice dragon ice dragon

01:48boner pills oh that's the kind of boner they weren't actual like by acres it isn't that hard

01:53they're gas to figure out what's going on here it's true probably this is a throbbing crime

01:59i'm gonna say yeah i put an ice dragon boner it did not lead me to what i want

02:05you're telling me these boner pills were for them to f someone in the butts

02:12all right law and order you're done yeah f in the butt this couldn't be what

02:18okay so i'm calling my buddy though and i'm like hey i want to f some butts also put in some boner

02:25pills yeah no i think what it is is i call my buddy and i say hey there are some dudes in here

02:32that want to f some butts oh and i am gonna sell them you're selling to the butt oh for sure that's

02:39because you're selling those cell phones right you're selling the weed you're selling the tobacco

02:45and you're selling the the boner pills right i guess it would be sad to be a butt effort and not be

02:51able to get it up right because then you become the f right does the effort become the f yeah i

02:58think the effort is always in charge even if whoever that guy is you know what i mean i feel like when

03:04you're one of the efforts yeah you're always you're in charge you're an effort even when you can't

03:10you're still an effort yeah is what you're saying because you only get to be it's not like normal life

03:17in there like if you're an effort that means you're like the alpha male right right you're gonna

03:22f that butt but you know what i mean but if you can't have that butt how can you still be out he

03:26still gets you or he makes you with the you know sometimes gotta toss that salad oh oh you better

03:35toss it prison salad i know it's the f sounds like a show in sci-fi it does

03:40he's one of the f who do you think okay let's just break it down would you be the effort or would

03:49you be the effort i'm gonna try not to do either one of those but i'm gonna fight you like i'm i'm

03:54one of the efforts yeah i'm gonna protect the butthole unless it's just the gravy train and

04:01totally easy james i love you but i feel like you'd be on team f'd well i'm not joining i'm not

04:07signing up the team but yeah i'll be forcefully put on yes yes absolutely because i'm too small

04:13but i'm gonna fight you like a little dragon yeah there'll be some fighting you know i'll be

04:17clenching my butt cheeks a little bit you know ward off all coming missiles yeah like that's the way

04:22i'd go in like that and then fast forward two years and i'm in a bukkake prison

04:27i'm not rolling in there signing up for it like hey boys me either have at it you do try to take a

04:34stand right and then like 12 seconds into your stand you're knocked out and effed i feel like

04:39that's just it like because you fight but then when you get knocked out then what happens to you

04:44you get after yeah that's what i think too i'll probably be after within the first 25 minutes

04:49i would go in tough i mean you gotta go crazy eyes and your i would you know i try and do all the

04:58things right but i'm so good looking oh for god so pretty prison you're pretty sexy i'm prison sexy

05:04like you're what the prison guys want yes i'm everything they want

05:09even with all that hair and stuff you they love it yeah they know they want a big bear to cuddle

05:16that's i'd be end up being just like a cuddle guy they pass around

05:20so sad what a sad prison life for me yeah it would be you're like the prison fleshlight

05:25yeah exactly oh yames that's that's a disturbing mental image yeah that's my nickname

05:32that's my prison nickname yo fleshlight yeah are you coming over here tonight

05:36i guess so i guess so you've been in prison for 12 minutes man

05:41oh okay get that sweet ass over here got these boner pills no lube i'm gonna ff

05:49oh wow yikes yikes no

05:54going 14 minutes in prison man oh boy this is this is not fun james and chuck team f

06:03remember

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