Peep Show: Chik-Fil-A Demon Hunter

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Chik-Fil-A employee who broke into a co-worker's house to perform an exorcism on her. This leads Andy to coming up with an idea for a new TV show about a Chik-Fil-A worker who hunts demons.

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00:00this is nuts a chick-fil-a worker broke into a colleague's house because he thought she was

00:17possessed and wanted to perform an exorcism on her yeeks oh yeah this disturbed indiana man

00:28broke into his co-worker's house in the middle of the night to perform an exorcism

00:31they responded to a report of a burglary about 1 20 in the morning the other day

00:36caller telling dispatch that a man had broken into the home and was screaming at her

00:39the cops arrived the victim told police from the front porch that her chick-fil-a co-worker

00:4638 year old robert knocker was inside her house he was covered in blood when the cops yelled for him

00:55to come outside and his prius was still running in the driveway he said he was bleeding because

01:00he had to bust through a window in order to perform an emergency exorcism oh boy oh boy

01:07while being taken into custody he said he drove to the house alone

01:13wouldn't know what's going on so he came busting in your bedroom and was just like

01:18the power of god the power of god the power of god the power of god the power of god

01:21oh i got him oh my god i got him so many times

01:29uh oh uh oh uh oh that's not how the old exorcist movie

01:35oh no you're here to save me i didn't know

01:49uh he kept repeating she's possessed she's possessed she's possessed that's no good

01:56um he also asked the cops if they could go inside take his cd and play track number three to save her

02:04oh we have to i wonder what i wonder and screamed at them don't look into her effing eyes

02:09wow what this guy was stressed out yeah he had a cd of spell type of crazy thing exorcism

02:20she has known the guy for over 20 years and they worked together at chick-fil-a right but he's

02:27clearly on something and not at this time um inside the house they did find a shattered window by the

02:35back door with a trail of blood on an island they did find a blood covered cd and its case

02:40what song i know what was track three what was what was track i know i want to know it so bad

02:48um he was taken to a local hospital for medical evaluation he was admitted after doctors determined

02:55he was mentally unstable he has not yet been formally arrested well but they were granted

03:01a warrant to charge him with felony residential entry criminal mischief and disorderly conduct

03:06no mugshot yet i feel like that's a new netflix series though a chick-fil-a worker that fights demons

03:12yeah incredible start writing it that's perfect why haven't you started writing it yes trademark

03:18dave to talk the freak yeah that's right another one of our many trademarks i hope it works the

03:24chick-fil-a demon hunter i mean it's great it's got a ring great idea i mean it really does because

03:29it doesn't seem like that it seems like that job chooses you you know what i mean right can i tell

03:33you right now that if you were just flipping through the stuff and one of the suggestions

03:39was a chick-fil-a demon hunter how many people would watch that i think it would be a hit oh my god

03:44they would watch comedy a little bit call me netflix yeah come on i got ideas yeah

03:50call it and if anybody does that idea or sees it let me know oh and then we have to kill them

03:56because it's over for them yeah i'll call that witch and we'll come over with our pickaxe i'll get

04:01my girlfriend we got the coffee witch i'll get my girlfriend we'll head on down there and she'll

04:05chop you to pieces there she is honey there's the guy who did it his reward for every exorcism is like

04:14a spicy chicken sandwich or something oh wow that's that's that's that's what's interesting about the

04:18show is because he can fight all these demons but at the end of the day he's still got to go back and

04:22clock in exactly and they don't they don't know right nobody knows when he gets in these like

04:27it's a pleasure my pleasure probably always say that you have to see that because they say that

04:32yeah like it's my pleasure that's a good idea it's writing itself it really is already does he only

04:38fight them on sundays because they're closed and he doesn't have to work i never thought of that

04:41that's a good idea too oh my god brilliant ideas the chick-fil-a exorcist yeah during the week he

04:49just deals with chicken stuff and then yes on sundays it's a bad day for him yeah go fight

04:54demons it's the lord's day it's my pleasure it's my pleasure my pleasure that's what we'll call it

05:00we'll call it my pleasure yeah oh wow so much i just think chick-fil-a demon hunter yeah though

05:05that's it that's what you call it you can't have people try to guess no you gotta tell them you gotta

05:10know what they're in just what am i about to watch you know chick-fil-a demon hunter

05:20and then they were watching incredible number one most huge show oh my god it'd be big i

05:26it's scary how big it would be yeah we all know it would be

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