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Shake It High
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was confronted about some questionable motions he was making in his car and Lisa is skeptical of his protein shake defense.
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00:00
Time for our pervert of the day.
00:09
A woman in Lincoln, Nebraska told cops she saw a guy in a white Mazda
00:14
pleasuring himself outside a gas station last Wednesday.
00:20
But they weren't able to catch him.
00:23
Then another woman called 911 about 6.45 in the morning this Monday
00:26
and reported the same thing outside a convenience store.
00:30
A guy jerking off in a white Mazda.
00:32
Yeah.
00:33
They found out the car belonged to a 21-year-old dude named Nathan Grimes
00:36
who totally fit the description.
00:38
They went to his house to ask him about it,
00:41
and he claimed the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding.
00:46
He said, oh yeah, I was in my car at the convenience store that morning.
00:50
Yeah.
00:51
But I wasn't jerking off.
00:53
No.
00:54
What did he say he was doing?
00:56
He was simply mixing his protein shake.
00:59
Oh.
01:00
Right at his crotch level.
01:01
Yeah.
01:01
You gotta shake that.
01:02
You gotta shake that.
01:04
That's what.
01:05
You're stirring it.
01:05
You're not stirring it.
01:06
Oh, he was shaking.
01:08
Oh, shaking, not stirred.
01:09
Shaking his protein shake.
01:10
Oh, he's just gotta shake that protein.
01:12
Oh, look, some protein got on the window.
01:15
You know those shaker bottles you get at like GMC or whatever?
01:18
Yeah.
01:19
Shaking it up is what he said he was doing.
01:21
You know what, though?
01:22
I mean.
01:23
If you get, I'm not going to defend this pervert, but if I'm in my car, Chuck,
01:27
like, all right?
01:27
Yeah, yeah.
01:27
I can't see you.
01:28
And I'm.
01:30
Yeah.
01:30
No, there's times you've had some stuff in here where I was pretty sure you were jerking
01:34
it.
01:34
It's a pretty graphic scene there, Dave.
01:36
It is.
01:36
Dave really likes to mix that up.
01:37
Yeah.
01:38
You gotta do, if you're doing that.
01:39
Hey, stop making a face.
01:40
I'm not going to do it, actually.
01:41
That's our video today.
01:42
No, no, no.
01:43
I got wise really quick.
01:45
How do you do it?
01:46
How would you do it?
01:47
Would you like?
01:47
No, but you probably hold it up.
01:48
Stop it.
01:50
Oh, my God.
01:52
Pepper grinder.
01:54
Lisa mixes her protein a little differently.
01:55
There's ways that you could do it.
01:56
He's full of crap.
02:01
Lisa, do you spit on your hand before you shake up your protein shake?
02:04
Oh, my God.
02:05
What?
02:06
You guys don't do that?
02:12
Lisa.
02:13
I do.
02:14
I guess you do.
02:17
Protein shake.
02:18
Yeah, you gotta mix it up.
02:18
Yeah, it's gotta be moist.
02:20
You gotta have a moist hand.
02:21
Yeah.
02:22
Everyone knows that.
02:25
I'm just saying, like, if he was really doing, you know, had a shake, it would be totally different.
02:29
He could.
02:30
He wasn't.
02:31
That's my point.
02:31
Well, Lisa.
02:32
Okay, look.
02:33
My shake, right?
02:33
Yeah, but just hold it up high.
02:35
Hold it up higher.
02:35
I'm not gonna shake it up here.
02:36
Hold it with two hands.
02:37
Well, you better.
02:38
No, I'm shaking it here.
02:39
Hold it up with the window level.
02:42
So, if you're gonna shake something, you gotta be like, shaking it up like this.
02:44
No, there you go.
02:45
I'm not shaking it up.
02:46
I'm not shaking it up.
02:46
I'm not shaking it up.
02:47
There you go.
02:48
I'm not working in the cocktail.
02:50
You're like Tom Cruise in cocktail.
02:51
I'm just making my protein shake down here.
02:53
Yeah, I'm just.
02:54
This is all I'm doing.
02:56
No, no.
02:57
Not that.
02:57
Yeah.
02:58
Yeah.
02:59
I'm running one of the chips.
02:59
Don't do that.
03:00
No.
03:01
Up high.
03:02
Up high.
03:02
Oh, God.
03:03
It won't shake.
03:04
They were just shaking protein shakes, I swear.
03:09
Yeah, I have a beard and hair like this, so I have to shake everything up high so nobody
03:13
thinks I'm jerking off anywhere.
03:14
Everything up high, right?
03:15
Anything I shake, I gotta shake it up high.
03:17
Oh, see, I don't think I'm a perv, so I don't.
03:20
I shake low.
03:20
Don't shake low.
03:22
Don't shake low.
03:22
Don't shake low, shake high.
03:24
Don't shake low.
03:24
Don't sleep.
03:24
The cops will get called.
03:27
If I shake low to jail, I go.
03:28
Look how stupid this looks.
03:29
Yeah, I know.
03:30
I'm shaking my protein shake.
03:31
That's what you do.
03:32
No.
03:32
Well, okay.
03:35
You go to jail.
03:36
Please.
03:37
Please.
03:38
You have to guess.
03:39
What am I simulating right now?
03:42
It's gonna be...
03:43
But there's not...
03:43
No.
03:44
No.
03:44
You have to guess.
03:45
Just guess what's Chuck doing now.
03:46
What am I simulating right now?
03:47
Let's play what's Chuck doing.
03:49
I can't even see anything.
03:50
Right.
03:51
So what am I doing?
03:52
I don't know.
03:53
Am I jerking it or am I mixing a protein shake?
03:55
If it's you, you don't work out and you wouldn't drink a protein shake, so you're jerking it.
04:00
You got it.
04:00
She got it.
04:01
Way to go, Lisa.
04:02
She got it.
04:03
Congratulations.
04:04
She got it.
04:05
She's good.
04:06
She's good.
04:07
The first ever winner on, is Chuck jerking it?
04:08
Yeah.
04:09
Or makes a protein shake.
04:10
What?
04:11
He's simulating.
04:14
I win every time.
04:16
I'm jerking it every time.
04:17
Every time.
04:18
Not doing anything else.
04:19
Is Chuck making pudding?
04:21
Or jerking it?
04:22
Jerking it.
04:25
Jerking it.
04:26
Jerking it.
04:27
You got it.
04:27
He was jerking it again.
04:28
He's always jerking it.
04:29
You got it.
04:31
I'm a low shaker.
04:32
You're a low shaker.
04:33
You are a low shaker.
04:33
You really are.
04:34
I shake my coffee every day like this.
04:36
Would you shake it in the car?
04:37
No, listen.
04:38
If I needed to, I'd shake it anyway, Lisa.
04:39
Have you ever done that?
04:41
Because I'm sure you've had shakes like that before.
04:42
Listen, I am telling you right now.
04:44
Yeah, every morning.
04:45
I used to have one.
04:47
You would do that in the car.
04:48
Listen, where do I sit?
04:49
Yes, I would.
04:50
No, you wouldn't.
04:50
Lisa, I would fill up.
04:52
I'd put the stuff in the car.
04:52
You would shake that at home.
04:54
No, I shake it wherever I am.
04:56
I don't care where I am.
04:57
I'll shake it wherever I'm at.
04:59
And I'll tell you this right now, that I guarantee you that I've looked over at Dave, and because
05:04
of where his computer is, I've seen him do that, and I laugh to myself.
05:08
Looks like Dave's jerking off right now.
05:11
Because he is a low shaker.
05:13
He is a low shaker.
05:14
He's a low shaker.
05:15
He does not cocktail it.
05:17
Lisa shakes it high.
05:18
I'm just saying.
05:19
He starts shaking it high.
05:20
He knocks the whole riff down.
05:21
Yeah, exactly.
05:22
As a precautionary way to go about life, you should shake it high.
05:27
Listen.
05:27
Listen.
05:27
Listen.
05:28
Listen.
05:29
Listen.
05:29
Listen.
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