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Scrapple and Pon Hoss
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a type of food they haven't heard of before and Redneck Troy calls in to offer his help.
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A man from Northsboro, Carolina, or Goldsboro, North Carolina, was arrested after being stopped
00:12
while peddling away with a large amount of stolen country sausage.
00:16
Oh, yeah.
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Was that country breakfast sausage or just regular country sausage?
00:21
I didn't get to the bottom of the sausage type.
00:23
I love some country breakfast sausage.
00:25
Oh, dude.
00:26
Now, what's the difference between country breakfast sausage and breakfast sausage?
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That's what I'm wondering.
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I don't know.
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Because when you say country sausage, I immediately think of breakfast sausage.
00:34
It's got to be breakfast sausage.
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Yeah, it has to be, right?
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Sausage is just, they don't call it country sausage when you get like a sausage.
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Okay.
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I looked up this place for the sausage you stole.
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There's regular sausage, hot sausage, extra sage sausage, extra hot sausage.
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And then there's liver pudding and liver mousse.
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Oh, man.
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The hell is liver mousse?
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I don't know.
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What's a country scrapple?
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You're ruining my sausage buzz here.
00:59
A sea loaf?
01:00
A sea loaf?
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You're killing Lisa's sausage buzz.
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Cock loaf.
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Hey, can I get some liver mousse and a sea loaf?
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Is it chicken loaf?
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It just says sea loaf.
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Sea loaf.
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Yep.
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Is it like scrapple?
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What is scrapple, dude?
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I don't know.
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People are on this like southern forum.
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Scrapple is like a jelly-like meat, someone said.
01:24
Oh, good.
01:24
That's what I like.
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I like all my meats very jelly-like.
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This woman said, my husband ordered it and cut it and it jellied right back together.
01:32
Oh, my God.
01:32
He cut it open and it resealed itself?
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Oh, my God.
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That's amazing.
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Performed like the Terminator 2000.
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Yeah, like the X-Men.
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Yeah.
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This sausage can't be cut.
01:44
Redneck Troy, you want to educate us on scrapple?
01:46
Oh, thank you, Redneck Troy.
01:47
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
01:49
How are y'all?
01:50
We're doing okay, thanks.
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Hell, there y'all.
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Somebody just texted me.
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I'm back in Kansas City.
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They just texted me and said y'all was talking about it.
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Son, if you ain't never had a scrapple, you ain't living right.
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I have not had a scrapple.
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None of us have had a scrapple.
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It looks like Southern Spam.
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Is that the best way to describe it?
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No, the best way to describe it is buttholes, pig lips, and everything else.
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Yeah.
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If you really...
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Scrapple, we don't call it scrapple.
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We call it pawnhoss.
02:18
You call it what?
02:20
Pawnhoss.
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Pawnhoss.
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I can't understand your Southern accent.
02:25
Pawnhoss?
02:25
Yeah.
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Yeah, pawnhoss.
02:27
Can you spell it for me, Redneck Troy?
02:30
P-O-N-H-O-S-S.
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Pawnhoss.
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Pawnhoss.
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Pawnhoss.
02:37
Pawnhoss.
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Yeah, them old boys back home.
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I'm telling you, that's a mainstay in a Southern man's diet, son.
02:43
Pawnhoss.
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Pawnhoss.
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My granddad used to tell me to put lead in your pencils.
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Oh, yeah, pawnhoss also, it just takes you right to scrapple.
02:51
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, you just turn around.
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Like I said, my granddad always said, he said put lead in your pencils.
02:56
Oh, yeah, son.
02:56
Y'all, yeah.
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Y'all need to go on after.
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I'm going to tell you what I'll do.
03:00
When I go to Virginia for Christmas, I'm going to send y'all some.
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Oh, we're good.
03:05
You know what?
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You can call that Pawnhoss for yourself.
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I feel guilty eating your Pawnhoss.
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The only way we'd ever try it is if we did, like, a thing where we went down south.
03:15
Yeah.
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You know, we went down south.
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Like, I wouldn't try anyone around here's Pawnhoss.
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No.
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Like, I wouldn't.
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You'd buy, like, authentic Pawnhoss.
03:22
Exactly.
03:23
Well, that's how you have to do it.
03:24
Oh, yeah.
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You have to find someone who's made it for 100 years.
03:26
No, probably not.
03:28
Redneck Troy, what's the craziest thing you Southerners eat?
03:30
Oh, well, I mean, we eat everything.
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I mean, I've had hog-brained scrambled eggs, beef tongue, oxtail.
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I'll tell you right now, oxtail soup, oh, man, that'll change your whole life.
03:41
Did you say hog-brained scrambled eggs?
03:43
Yes.
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Yeah, hog-brained scrambled eggs.
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We, you know, we eat everything.
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But, again, we was always poor.
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We didn't have all the amenities that everybody else had, so we didn't have to eat what we got.
03:54
Yeah, you just had to eat what you got.
03:56
Hog-brains.
03:56
Oh, we eat possum, raccoon.
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I mean, you name it, I've eaten.
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How does a possum taste?
04:02
People say it tastes like chicken.
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No, it don't taste like chicken.
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It tastes like possum, and it tastes like crap.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
04:09
Yeah.
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I want to let y'all know, I got y'all screaming out here in Kansas City.
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These boys out here love y'all.
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Oh, well, thank you so much.
04:15
Thanks, Troy.
04:16
Tell the boys we said what's up.
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Have some scrapple on us.
04:19
Watching Dave and Redneck Troy go back and forth was like,
04:22
watching Dave find a native people that are teaching him his ways.
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And he's like, they're like, Pondhoss.
04:31
And he's like, Pondhoss.
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Stop it.
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And they're like, Pondhoss to you, new friend.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Pondhoss.
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Poundhouse.
04:42
No, no, no.
04:43
What you're saying is your penis is small.
04:46
Oh, well.
04:47
Pondhoss.
04:48
Pondhoss.
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I did not understand what he was saying.
04:51
I'm like, Pondhoss.
04:52
You're saying Pondhoss.
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And I'm saying Pondhoss.
04:58
Poundhoss.
04:59
No, getting worse.
05:01
You're actually worse at this now.
05:03
Silly southerner.
05:04
You had to write it out.
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So how do you spell that?
05:07
Just spell it.
05:08
I couldn't get it.
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I couldn't understand either.
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Spell it out for me.
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Yeah, because at first I thought he was saying Pond.
05:14
Pondhoss.
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Yeah.
05:15
Pondhoss.
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I'm like, what is that?
05:17
Hey, Pondhoss.
05:18
I don't get it.
05:21
I want to look it up.
05:25
Pondhoss to you.
05:27
Chief of the South.
05:33
Today I'm talking with southerners.
05:35
Pondhoss?
05:36
Pondhoss.
05:37
Pondhoss.
05:38
Pondhoss.
05:40
Pondhoss.
05:42
No.
05:43
Goddammit, no.
05:45
Pondhoss.
05:47
Pondhoss.
05:49
Pondhoss.
05:50
Pondhoss.
05:50
No.
05:51
God, no.
05:54
You're right, man.
05:55
Dave dropped into, like, just a native village.
05:59
It was.
06:00
They've never seen a white man.
06:01
He's like Christopher Columbus there for a second.
06:03
Well, we've fallen down a side.
06:05
Yeah.
06:06
But it was sometimes a huge weight drop.
06:09
He's like, can you breathe?
06:10
Oh, man.
06:11
If he's wearing landscapes, up topers.
06:11
Yeah.
06:11
I'm in the sameoma part,
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we'll be镜 Тем irrefusion.
06:13
Yeah.
06:13
Because if they are not one-mal.
06:15
Where is it?
06:16
Now you're right, it's done.
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It's a very little rock.
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It's a slightly opposite.
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I'm not going to like, like, it's.
06:19
It's a little rock.
06:19
Yeah.
06:20
You're right.
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And it's so much.
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I'll definitely rent or maybe that's weird.
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I should do nothing else anything like that.
06:24
I can see you.
06:26
Suddenly, everybody.
06:26
I'm out.
06:27
You're the honestções.
06:27
I don't really.
06:28
I'm out.
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