A Lady Named Josh

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a new trend in dating called "stashing" and things go off the rails when Dave mixes up the identity of a listener.

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00:00regular line here as a josh joins us from boston talking about stashing were you stashed or have

00:11you stashed someone in a relationship josh um it actually wasn't me it happened to be one of my

00:18friends she ended up stashing her boyfriend from everyone why and well for the longest time we had

00:28no idea who this guy was we knew she had dated someone and she finally let it slip he turned

00:34out to be a registered sex offender oh my goodness my goodness and yeah he was convicted um with lewd

00:43and lascivious acts with a minor oh jesus jesus oh yeah and so everyone found out like everyone

00:52stopped talking to her it was it was kind of a big deal and not go like shake her by her stupid

00:59shoulders and say what the hell are you doing i know like some people get in trouble because they

01:04were like 17 and they were with their girlfriend was 15 or they peed outside or they peed outside

01:09something like that like okay there's different scenarios there's some different scenarios with

01:12a minor yeah but the yeah when it's confirmed like that can i also confirm something are you a lady

01:17named josh no oh because it says josh here on my screen that's why i was totally confused

01:25oh you're a man no yes okay right yes thank you josh what is your problem what and dave's defense

01:35your problem in his defense though the description did say she i guess it totally messed with my head

01:43oh my god i thought it was a lady the whole time no guys i did i knew it was josh i knew it was josh

01:51i thought it was a lady no i knew it was josh sorry about that sorry i thought it was a lady too

01:55some guys have a voice that's different hey i grew up with a voice like that every time the people

02:01would call the house i'd answer they'd ask hey ma'am can we speak to the head of the house

02:04so i get it oh it sucks but it happens oh but dave dave just it like eats at him like he's just

02:14just hanging up on the goddamn phone just where the story's done uh one last one last thing are you a

02:22woman named josh because i thought well that's interesting i've never met a lady named josh

02:28no you never will you never ever will there is no girl named josh none now you just offended josh

02:36and he'll never listen again sorry josh in boston in boston we love you dude that's our second

02:42listener in boston thank you and you just i told him you as a woman no offense josh it was the voice

02:48changing i don't know no it wasn't there was no voice changing i don't know no it wasn't there was no

02:50it was no voice changing that was a voice changer no it wasn't oh my lord no voice change

03:00makes everyone sound like this everybody sounds deeper no she was on a regular line him he was on

03:08a regular line josh josh the dude named josh no i just just even if you think thing you don't you don't

03:18know you just keep it to yourself you just move on dave ask somebody tell me a life story

03:25woman named josh he does like to get to the bottom are you trans like where are you going

03:35i thought it's interesting that your parents named you josh as a lady no

03:41but josh don't take offense because he does this a lot yes this is what dave does all the time he it is

03:47is it is bizarre it's bizarre i'm sorry josh i don't mean to offend i'm just looking for your

03:56different stuff yeah well there's our first female caller named josh no because the description had

04:03said she when they were talking about and the voice but i was i got what was happening i would

04:08do it was i get it but if if your name was danny i could understand it like d-a-n-i yeah josh well

04:16you know in my head i'm like joshua is there any is just like joshaphine is there something else

04:21that you're thinking about the whole time he's telling the story and that is what you're just

04:24thinking this is a woman named josh just like write me a note next time pass it down lisa is this a

04:29lady and then we'll i should have like a hand i should have like a like a jackass style hand that's

04:36just ready to go and i hit the button and it smacks dave across the face like when he starts because

04:41i knew as soon as i'm like he's doing he's doing it i was like where's my slapping hand button

04:47he sounded offended oh you think he was yes you said so you're a woman huh josh

04:54yeah that's the way is that the way he asked it too so is that was so you're a girl i said you're

04:59a lady named josh i'm sure he wants us to stop saying his name all right so we will stop saying your

05:05josh is gone he is listening to that other show thank you very much thanks for listening for a

05:11few minutes to that hill guy all of josh's friends are also gone oh shoot damn we lost that sex offender

05:21too bad we lost the sex offender well not all of josh's friends are sex offender

05:26yeah and they researched and found that out oh josh said

05:56i'm okay guys and yeah it is did you tell us to shut up and stop saying his name no over and

06:01over again like no everybody's saying this is josh everyone on the tech everyone is saying they're

06:07josh they're not oh they're not dave's like no no this is josh let's keep going down there's

06:11another guy said he was josh does he have a boston phone number josh yes no the one that said hey

06:16okay relax for a second jesus christ please shoot

06:24that's the number right there okay that's the number and it's yes it's the same yes yeah okay

06:31all right thank you thank you josh appreciate the innocent mistake he's never listening again

06:36no he doesn't

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