Dave Sings Torn

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were trying to figure out who David Schwimmer has dated after hearing him and Jennifer Aniston might be together. When they find out he was with Natalie Imbruglia, Dave gives everyone his own rendition of her hit song, Torn.

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00:00I don't know if you recall, but back in May,

00:10they did that Friends reunion special, right?

00:12Yeah.

00:13And during that special, Jennifer Aniston and David Swimmer

00:15admitted that they both were secretly crushing on each other

00:18when the show started.

00:21Jesus, why?

00:24And now they're officially together.

00:26They're officially together?

00:30Well, that's what one source is saying.

00:33They say that he flew from his home in New York

00:36to see her in Los Angeles after the reunion.

00:40He actually holed up at her place for over a week.

00:44They were spotted at one of her favorite vineyards.

00:49He said during the reunion special that he had a major crush on her.

00:53She said it was reciprocated.

00:56And they think that that led to this.

00:59David Swimmer's the winner in that one.

01:00Oh, my God.

01:01Oh, my God.

01:03Brad Pitt.

01:04Yeah, because she's lost, if that's true.

01:06Justin Theroux.

01:07Uh-huh.

01:07Yeah.

01:08To David Swimmer.

01:10Huh?

01:11Yeah.

01:12Who has David Swimmer been with?

01:13Do we know?

01:14Like, I've never paid attention to David Swimmer's life.

01:16I don't think anybody has.

01:17No one knows.

01:18Yeah, nobody knows.

01:19There isn't even a website for it.

01:21So, she's with, he was married once to English artist, photographer, and writer Zoe Buckman.

01:32And they were married for a while.

01:34He's dated Tina Barrett of S Club.

01:37I don't know what that means.

01:39Dated New York rocker Gina Lee.

01:42Dated Spanish actress Clara Alapont.

01:45We haven't heard of any of these people.

01:48Dated actress Millie Avital.

01:49Apparently, he dates actresses you've never heard of.

01:52Well, yeah.

01:52Oh, he's with Natalie Imbruglia.

01:54Hmm.

01:55She had one song.

01:56Yeah.

01:57Listen, I'm torn.

01:59Now I'm out of place.

02:00That one, right?

02:02And she's an actress, too, though.

02:04Like, uh...

02:05I don't know.

02:05I know.

02:06I'm scared.

02:07This is really disturbing.

02:08I'm naked on the floor.

02:10Jesus Christ.

02:12I'm all out of space.

02:13Oh, my God.

02:14I'm all out of time.

02:17So she is a soap actress.

02:19Don't stop guessing, dude.

02:20Yeah, she's a soap actress in Australia, right?

02:22That's her deal.

02:23And then they made her sing a song.

02:25Yes.

02:25And then she became a big...

02:27I think that's how she...

02:28She had one hit.

02:28Yeah.

02:29But she's an actress.

02:31Dave got into it, man.

02:33Yeah, Dave's like,

02:34Yeah, Natalie Imbruglia.

02:35This classic.

02:36Torn.

02:37I'm all out of time.

02:41Dave.

02:42This is how I feel.

02:45Cold and I'm screaming.

02:47Lying naked on the floor.

02:49That's a funny song for a dude.

02:52It's a little bit.

02:53It's a little bit.

02:56It's a little bit more.

02:57That may be the funniest song a dude can do.

03:02I can see the perfect sky is torn.

03:05And when I get a flashback to something I haven't heard in decades, I'm like, oh, boom.

03:13I'm already torn.

03:16Lying naked on the floor.

03:18I'll make you guys a promise.

03:27If either of you pass before me, I will sing torn at your funeral.

03:30Okay.

03:31I'm going to call my tribute to you.

03:33I'll get up there and I'll just belt it out.

03:35Hold him to it, guys.

03:37I'm going to count on you to hold it to him.

03:39I want the whole song.

03:43That would be the craziest thing in a funeral.

03:46Oh, yeah.

03:50Andy's funeral was unlike anything I'd ever seen.

03:53Featured Dave Hunter's rendition of Torn.

03:56Dave sang Natalie Imbruglia.

03:58Lisa would cover her head and run outside.

04:00I don't know him.

04:01I don't know him.

04:02I know this guy.

04:03I never knew him.

04:04I never worked with him.

04:05No.

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