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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a porn company that is in trouble for filming at an aircraft museum and when Dave isn't impressed by the talent, the show imagines what it sounds like when he's looking up his own videos.

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00:00Some porn stars have sparked an outrage by filming a porno inside a plane at an aircraft
00:11museum. Actors dressed as pilots and stewardesses romped inside the rocking aircraft while parents
00:19were strolling by with their kids totally unaware what was going on. Oh my. We'll never
00:23forget that museum. No, they will not. This place is weird. It's crazy. There's a, oh, there
00:31is some video here. They are slutty. They're slutty and ugly. They're porn stars. Slutty
00:35and ugly. Two pilots and three stewardesses took part in the porno. This is the dumbest
00:42porno I've ever seen. So far I don't like it. This is just their, probably their social
00:48media posts. Oh, those big ass dirty lips. I just don't like those. Here we go. Hang
00:55on. There comes Dave's commentary. That looks like a dude. Look at the face on that one.
01:04Well, that's the girl posted up that she shot with. Oh, she. Is that big, Harry? He looks
01:11like, he looks very British. No, that's the girl. That's the, that's the girl that was one
01:16of the, uh, my God. This is a graphic Twitter account. Holy hell. Oh my God. Well, that's
01:22not ladylike. Is that a lady? That might be the other one that you said was. God, these
01:29are ugly ladies. Wow. That one lady. Not every porn star is attractive. Come on. They are
01:33making this professionally for a living. That one lady. Oh my God. Breasts were. These
01:39are the worst porns I've ever seen. What is that? It's a razor burn. I think you know what
01:45that is. I mean, well, it's hard to tell at first. It's, that is her area. It looks
01:50like a Thanksgiving turkey with tits. This is, this would be what you would hear if Dave
01:55was like in a room alone at home. Like the commentary, what he would be yelling out
02:00of the food here. Yeah. What? What is that? It looks like a Thanksgiving turkey with tits. What
02:07is it? What is it? What is it? What am I looking at? What is it? Oh God. Oh no. Like a skinned
02:30lizard with a, ah, skelly. If Dave sees something, he says something. Yeah, he does. He does. He
02:42does. He does. He says it. He says it. He says what he feels. He does. He says the first
02:48thing that comes to his head. It would be funny though if he talked like that as he's looking
02:52for something like on a porn site, like for some alone time. Yeah, exactly. Until he
02:57finally finds the right thing. Just want to find big boobs. Oh, that's not it. I need in the
03:01bathroom. I need in the bathroom. What are you doing in there, Dave? I need in there. No,
03:08you're not getting in. Not right now. Look at the big boob bitches. Love a big boob. Love it.
03:18Okay. Touching myself. Right now. What is it? Don't do play by play for God's sakes. Oh
03:28no, this, this site's got acne on her butt. This won't. Oh my God. Wash yourself and wash
03:35your ass crack. Filthy whore. Well, you should wash your ass crack. Oh my God, you filthy
03:41bitch. I'm trying to find big breasted women to masturbate to. Oh, this one's got hairy
03:50armpits. Stop it. She's got hairy armpits. What is this? 1968? Oh, it's lopsided nipples.
04:02Oh, I can't make hesitation. This is a man. Am I looking at a man? What is it? Oh my God.
04:11I'll never jerk off to this. Look at those real swollen, puffy lips on this one. Oh God,
04:16those whorey, stupid lips. Okay. All right. Whorey, ugly, puffy lips. Got it. Whorey.
04:26This whole place is crawling with whorey, ugly lips. You've been listening to Dave's masturbation
04:32meltdown, apparently. Can't find anything good. Oh look, here's an attractive Latina woman
04:37with a large set of fresh air. But finally, here we go. All right. Okay. All right. And
04:44then we're done. Yeah. All right. And scene.
04:48All right.
04:49All right.
04:53So,