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Dave's Porn Search Meltdown
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a porn company that is in trouble for filming at an aircraft museum and when Dave isn't impressed by the talent, the show imagines what it sounds like when he's looking up his own videos.
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Some porn stars have sparked an outrage by filming a porno inside a plane at an aircraft
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museum. Actors dressed as pilots and stewardesses romped inside the rocking aircraft while parents
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were strolling by with their kids totally unaware what was going on. Oh my. We'll never
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forget that museum. No, they will not. This place is weird. It's crazy. There's a, oh, there
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is some video here. They are slutty. They're slutty and ugly. They're porn stars. Slutty
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and ugly. Two pilots and three stewardesses took part in the porno. This is the dumbest
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porno I've ever seen. So far I don't like it. This is just their, probably their social
00:48
media posts. Oh, those big ass dirty lips. I just don't like those. Here we go. Hang
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on. There comes Dave's commentary. That looks like a dude. Look at the face on that one.
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Well, that's the girl posted up that she shot with. Oh, she. Is that big, Harry? He looks
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like, he looks very British. No, that's the girl. That's the, that's the girl that was one
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of the, uh, my God. This is a graphic Twitter account. Holy hell. Oh my God. Well, that's
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not ladylike. Is that a lady? That might be the other one that you said was. God, these
01:29
are ugly ladies. Wow. That one lady. Not every porn star is attractive. Come on. They are
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making this professionally for a living. That one lady. Oh my God. Breasts were. These
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are the worst porns I've ever seen. What is that? It's a razor burn. I think you know what
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that is. I mean, well, it's hard to tell at first. It's, that is her area. It looks
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like a Thanksgiving turkey with tits. This is, this would be what you would hear if Dave
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was like in a room alone at home. Like the commentary, what he would be yelling out
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of the food here. Yeah. What? What is that? It looks like a Thanksgiving turkey with tits. What
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is it? What is it? What is it? What am I looking at? What is it? Oh God. Oh no. Like a skinned
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lizard with a, ah, skelly. If Dave sees something, he says something. Yeah, he does. He does. He
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does. He does. He says it. He says it. He says what he feels. He does. He says the first
02:48
thing that comes to his head. It would be funny though if he talked like that as he's looking
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for something like on a porn site, like for some alone time. Yeah, exactly. Until he
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finally finds the right thing. Just want to find big boobs. Oh, that's not it. I need in the
03:01
bathroom. I need in the bathroom. What are you doing in there, Dave? I need in there. No,
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you're not getting in. Not right now. Look at the big boob bitches. Love a big boob. Love it.
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Okay. Touching myself. Right now. What is it? Don't do play by play for God's sakes. Oh
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no, this, this site's got acne on her butt. This won't. Oh my God. Wash yourself and wash
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your ass crack. Filthy whore. Well, you should wash your ass crack. Oh my God, you filthy
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bitch. I'm trying to find big breasted women to masturbate to. Oh, this one's got hairy
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armpits. Stop it. She's got hairy armpits. What is this? 1968? Oh, it's lopsided nipples.
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Oh, I can't make hesitation. This is a man. Am I looking at a man? What is it? Oh my God.
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I'll never jerk off to this. Look at those real swollen, puffy lips on this one. Oh God,
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those whorey, stupid lips. Okay. All right. Whorey, ugly, puffy lips. Got it. Whorey.
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This whole place is crawling with whorey, ugly lips. You've been listening to Dave's masturbation
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meltdown, apparently. Can't find anything good. Oh look, here's an attractive Latina woman
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with a large set of fresh air. But finally, here we go. All right. Okay. All right. And
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then we're done. Yeah. All right. And scene.
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All right.
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All right.
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