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Dine & Dashed Dave
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
During a news story about a restaurant that had some dine and dashers Dave remembers the time he got dined and dashed by a huge table of diners.
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Even as a teen, I never had the balls to dine and dash from anywhere.
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No, me either.
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No.
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Could never do it.
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I couldn't either.
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No one has ever done it in this room, have they?
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No, I'm way too good a bitch.
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Oh, yeah.
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It happened to me at Red Lobster.
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I had a full table of people just leave.
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Oh.
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I went into the kitchen to prepare their pillows.
00:29
And that was, well, Lisa, what's so funny about that?
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No, god damn it.
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Come on.
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That's funny.
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Well, they must have went to the bathroom.
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I'll just wait for a few more seconds.
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Teenage day.
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That was like a big table.
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My only table.
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I'll wait for just two more minutes.
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They were an easy target.
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They saw you.
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That's exactly what happened.
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Can you imagine?
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They were like, my God.
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Did you see our waiter?
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Okay, listen.
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Listen, I would never normally even suggest dining and dashing, but there's no way we have
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to pay this tall guy.
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Oh, we can't pay him.
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He was singing the Schweppes.
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Oh, yeah.
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We gotta.
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You guys are jackasses.
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Let's wait till he goes to the kitchen.
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Poor teenage Gabe, the Red Lobster waiter, relying on his tips to survive.
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Look at him walking over there.
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He's so flustered right now.
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He's barely hanging on to that tray.
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He's almost dropped stuff like four or five times.
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I bet if he goes in the kitchen, we can just get up and leave.
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It was a table of ten, so they knew I couldn't handle more than that, so that was like my
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one big table for the night.
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And they left those jackasses.
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That's so not cool.
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They all asked for individual bills.
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But also for Dave to allow ten people to dine and dash.
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They all asked for individual bills.
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That's incredible.
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So I had to go into the kitchen, and I was going through bit by, it took me like ten minutes
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just to figure out.
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Oh, man.
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So you did all that work on their bills?
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I did all the work.
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I did all the work.
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I did all the bills, and I came out like, Jesus Christ, they're gone.
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You know, Dave, too, like, it was ten people, so all their orders were just so organized
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and put together.
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Alphabetical, alphabetical.
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Dave's like, well, seat one there, he had the biscuits, and the admiral's planner.
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I'll guarantee it.
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Real thorough.
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I also wonder if the one had even planned on paying, but then it took Dave so goddamn
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long, in the back, they were like, forget it!
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We're leaving!
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And it's funny, though, that ten people were able to leave at once.
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Because it's always just two people.
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Right.
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At the most, it's four people.
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Dave had ten people do it to him.
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A table of ten.
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What'd you do?
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Oh, I screamed.
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They're gone!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Did you go out in the parking lot and look for them?
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Yes, of course I did!
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Yes, he did.
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I'm done now with my wee red lobster apron on.
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Anyone seen ten people?
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They totally didn't pay the bill!
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Yeah, they left 15 minutes ago.
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Yes, everyone was up at the window looking at me, because I was running around looking in
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cars.
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I thought I'd maybe still be able to get a few of them.
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You were looking at the cars!
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I thought they were hiding out, Andy!
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No, no, they're not hiding out, Dave.
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I mean, the frantic search for those ten people.
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I wish I could have seen footage of that.
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Poor Dave.
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Yeah, I made it all the way to the table, and I was still reviewing all their bills, and
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then I get there, I'm like, Jesus Christ, they're gone!
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Hey!
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I did scream, too.
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My manager gave me hell for screaming.
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He said, I shouldn't have done that.
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Imagine the other people eating, and there's the waiter just screaming.
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There's a table right next to the table of ten that was eating, and they see Dave come
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over with his ten little things with the bills in it.
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But they also, they know that these people like Dine and Dash, because it took them a
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good amount of time for ten people.
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You know, they were like, we got it, come on, let's go, we got to get out of here before
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Andre the Giant gets back here, let's go!
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Yeah, I asked them, like, as I was running out, I asked, did anyone see them?
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They're like, yeah, we all saw them, it was ten of them.
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It was the big group of ten running people.
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Someone says, I still have PTSD.
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I did for a while, I was so untrusting.
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Like, I'd be in the kitchen with one eye out, looking at my tables, making sure they
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wouldn't leave.
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Yeah, you kind of have to be after something like that.
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How many times did Dave just yell at someone just getting up to you?
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Use the bathroom.
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Hey!
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Where are you goddamn going?
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I just see the loss of innocence.
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Seen this before.
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Making them real dark at the tables for the next one.
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He's like, oh, okay, you want the Admiral's Feast or whatever?
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Okay, cool.
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Well, you're probably not going to pay for it anyway, because that's how society works,
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right?
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Yeah.
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That's what people do these days.
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Nobody cares about each other.
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So, I'll go get your free food for you.
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Someone said I'd be in the parking lot calling them a million whores.
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Oh, I call I said a lot of things.
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Imagine Dave caught them?
04:54
Imagine Dave...
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No, guys, imagine Dave caught them.
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Or caught the wrong people.
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They're trying to speed out, and he grabs the back of their car, and it just burns out.
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Oh, he lifts it off the ground.
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Yeah, that was my experience with people dining and dashing, the one I'll never forget.
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When you spend $500 at Red Lobster, it's trouble.
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And Dave, you know Dave's, like, dancing in the back, like, boop.
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Oh, I was?
05:20
Totally.
05:20
Do you have a giant tip?
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Do you have a giant tip go out?
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Do you have a giant tip go out?
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Do you have a dance the night away?
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Great service.
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Earn my money.
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Great service.
05:29
Earn my money.
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Dave's just busting his ass.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like, I noticed your Coke was running low.
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I bought you another one.
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All right, see you on the bat.
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I noticed your basket of buns was getting low here.
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I bought you a brand new.
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And they're like, oh, baby.
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Thank you, man.
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Thank you, Dave.
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I was really, and I was thinking that, too.
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I'm like, this is awesome.
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It is unusual to order two Ultimate Feasts, but I got it.
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I got it for you, man.
05:59
That's on.
06:00
Yep.
06:01
The Ultimate Feast.
06:03
That was it.
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