Dave's Chicken Sandwich

Beasley Digital

Dave tells a story about bad service he received at a fast food place and then realizes it must have been his special order of a lettuce-wrapped chicken sandwich that probably frustrated the staff.

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00:00back to the reviews here i was just looking so i the one place i've went to in the past several

00:09months is this place yeah and it was the worst drive-through location i've ever been to in my

00:16life uh longest wait rudest people worst food yeah oh yeah okay like it hit all three i couldn't

00:22believe it yeah it's like they were great they were great at being bad it's like and not to be

00:29controversial but it was like a blind challenged child made the chicken sandwich oh okay yeah

00:39because it made no sense the sandwich made no sense it's like they threw the chicken was on top of the

00:45bun it's like they threw the stuff in a wrapper and just closed it up they did not they didn't assemble

00:50it they were like oh man oh it was like the ikea fast food yeah the elements but you got to build

00:56your own sandwich so that but she was so rude to me this woman at the window and i was i like like

01:03i have the andy of i'm always going to be super nice because i don't want anything bad to happen

01:07right i'm very nice i'm super nice but just generally i'm yeah i consider myself a pretty

01:12nice person i'm nice for to you know i'm not rude to people so but no matter what i said i mean maybe

01:17she was just having a bad day i asked for her something else and she gave it to me the wrong way

01:24and then i'm like oh can i get oh that's too many questions then that was bad and i was but the

01:29reviews are not good here so i did just look them up as we were speaking of reviews yeah yeah you can

01:34always i like it's i don't know it's always like uh it's like a roller coaster like at the part where

01:38you're going up the hill like when you go get to that first window and you see what you're dealing

01:43with yep like with the team like you're like how's this team come together i'm like oh man they do not

01:50care i'm pretty sure this guy's on heroin i'm like that means my burger's gonna be a mess oh my god i

01:56just remembered why they did that to me i was you know you know me i'm always trying to eat healthier

02:01so i asked for my spicy chicken sandwich with no bun just wrapped in lettuce oh get out of here

02:07oh no wonder what did you expect especially where you were they're like what oh we got one

02:17we got one get ready do everything wrong and you roll up dave rolls up

02:24oh look at you chicken sandwich yeah we made your chicken sandwich no bun but they put that's

02:31what i'm saying they still put the bun in there just on the side because they're like rethink it

02:36yeah it wasn't wrapped in lettuce there was just lettuce thrown in there i love your mind i love

02:41that there's just well they probably didn't have they probably don't even have like full pieces of

02:46lettuce like uh you know are they gonna wrap a place would go it's like they just threw a bunch

02:51of shredded lettuce on it detail out in the beginning of your story that's a crazy request

03:00because there's not just a button for that no like they gotta they gotta talk to people like a lot of

03:04people do that i know i know that's a thing but i don't think it's easy for them to put that into

03:10the computer they're probably just like yeah let's rotate your tires too while we're here like

03:14wrap a burger and lettuce i can't find to rotate your tires button on this

03:19this dumbass wants uh what's he want he wants a chick get this okay this what's he want what's it

03:28he ordered a chicken sandwich he's willing to pay full price okay okay so we get him the bun

03:35no stop there baby he does not want a bun how's he gonna pick it up how's he gonna pick it up

03:42he doesn't want a bun what's he want he wants you to wrap it in lettuce oh my god i ain't never

03:49heard nothing like i've never even imagined such a thing he knows this is spicy spicy chicken

03:53what's up with that calling it a sandwich means it's got a bun right yeah well i might as well just

04:04paint a mother mona lisa for him too that's what i said i don't even know how to charge this man

04:08i don't even know how you enter that in man so i guess what you do is you take the chicken put

04:13some lettuce on it and then slap all the fixings on top of it i guess a dumbass put a bun in there

04:18if he wants that's what he's like that made no god blessed sense what was happening it was like my

04:25sandwich was just put together it's like they didn't know what to do

04:29just do it yourself so then order the sandwich yeah baby this ain't the place where you keep

04:35driving baby right and then i get like uh i asked for a bottle of water but they gave me like a cup

04:42of a tap water oh but i paid for the bottle so that was the other thing i was like oh excuse me

04:48sorry i actually ordered yeah hi i actually ordered the bottled water yeah you got it no no this is just

04:55regular water oh no i poured it in there for you i know i'm actually gonna need the bottle you said

05:00you wanted your chicken hold on hold on i gotta close this window for a second yeah he said what

05:06now he said he wasn't the cup of water isn't good enough for this one you should have known you

05:12should have known he doesn't like you want us to wrap his chicken and lettuce so we might as well

05:15put his water in a cup for him too yeah i thought i was doing him a favor because he was too dainty to

05:20even open a water bottle you know what i mean this man is clinically insane very dainty

05:25yeah we're trying to find a water bottle suitable for your knees

05:29anyway is he still out there yeah he won't go away yet i say we make him wait a bit yeah let's just uh

05:36tell him we gotta go to the back for that i just hope we make him wait longer and he'll never try

05:40oh he looks like he's getting agitated say something real quick

05:44we're having a hard time finding a cold water

05:46oh i gotta go

05:48hurry up why you got such special requests

05:52oh we're gonna speed up just for you you got places to go

05:56it's been 15 minutes i got a frosting machine down

06:00we're trying to fix that baby

06:04you can relax

06:06blend up his food for him so we can just drink it on the road make sure make sure you put the bun

06:11in the bag just in case this fool i will he's got a lot of needs he does he does i didn't think it

06:18was that big of a deal he's gonna ask no bun just wrapped in lettuce and a bottle of water

06:23he's probably gonna ask for some apple slices later

06:30all right fine i won't do that again just order the sandwich take the bun off do it yourself yeah yeah

06:35it's starting to come together yeah it is what happened there yeah

06:40you want the bottle of water i'm writing a review oh no so get this

06:47probably get another one of those carb counting mfers on the horns yeah exactly and that proves our

06:52point our original point like the reviews are yeah you know you can't go by he left that out

06:58yeah exactly they assembled it all all wrong yeah yeah i just take a picture of that and put it on

07:04social media look at the burger i just got yeah there'd be a bunch of guys like where's the bun

07:10oh my god they forgot your bun that's crazy that no i'm never going there no no no that's how i

07:17wanted it what you nuts you got your mind baby funny and then just have like a picture of dave with

07:24like all the stuff like

07:27that's the review yeah what confusion face

07:32my online review yeah yeah i'm like i don't know something happened with him

07:42you

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