Spicy Chicken Sandwich Fail

Beasley Digital

Dave was finally able to try the Popeye's spicy chicken sandwich yesterday, but he just had dental surgery, so it didn't go as well as he imagined.

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00:00uh you guys so finally tried you tried the chicken sandwich chicken sandwich you got one

00:10here's what happened you kill anybody it's it was it's a fail oh oh i'm leaving the dentist

00:17yesterday i had to get a crown replaced yeah like i told you guys about i've seen so much pain and

00:22my head was pounding so i pulled into a store to get uh like some advil that's my

00:29are you still numb are you numb oh yeah you want a chicken sandwich no the store i stopped at

00:37was right next to a popeyes i'm like there's no one at the popeyes yeah this is my chance

00:43and you guys know me everything affects me more than anyone yeah so not only was this side of my

00:57face swollen my eye was oh yeah yeah yeah and my chin and all so i want it i'm like you're gonna

01:03try one of your chicken sandwiches please i got spicy chicken sandwiches what are you saying man

01:10i want a spicy spicy chicken sandwich please you want a six piece no pickles please no pickles no six

01:20piece listen bitch listen you whore i'm trying to get one of those spicy chicken sandwiches please

01:27i don't know the restrooms over there i don't know what you don't give tickles here sir i don't know

01:34what you're on drugs this is popeyes just hold on i'll use the app

01:39i did have to say it twice oh yes i was honestly it was

01:45so my eye this whole side of my face was droopy it's like you had a stroke like it was all frozen

01:52right yeah it's like a spicy chicken sandwich no pickles she's like what'd you want

01:57like a spicy chicken sandwich no pickles and um i i'm like oh my god i'm gonna get one of these

02:06chicks this'll make my day better i had horrible dental surgery my head's pounding but i'm gonna

02:10try this i go to eat it you can't eat i can't your whole tongue is your tongue is uh i was i was

02:17numb all the way into my throat she couldn't even taste it basically i thought i was gonna choke to death

02:21dude or bite your tongue off i had two bites and i had to throw it in the garbage you can't eat

02:25what do you have dental so you have no real idea i think it was pretty good yeah but you can't

02:31taste like in the back corner back here and then i was so nervous i was gonna choke to death

02:35imagine if you would have died eating a popeye's chicken sandwich in the parking lot or whatever

02:42popular radio personality dave hunter found dead today in a popeye's parking lot

02:46apparently he's got a droopy face on him we think it was heroin

02:51oh what a sad way to go out chicken sandwich at his mouth

03:00massive fail

03:02give me one of them chicken shipper boots

03:04chicken sandwich on your pickle please

03:07baby what is you saying

03:12oh hell

03:18you're gonna have to you're gonna have to run that back one more time for me

03:23give me one of those man with a combo me i'm gonna die

03:29there's a special bus or something

03:32i don't see the drive-thru right now

03:34what are you saying i'm gonna get my bitch

03:36i'm kidding

03:37hello how is you doing

03:40i'm very good thank you you whore

03:43i

03:44with that chicken sandwich i've had a rough day in my head

03:49i said just give me one with no pickles please

03:51check this out with no pickles baby

03:53you got it

03:55see

03:55there's like a homeless guy hey you're gonna eat that now

04:07i'm just gonna wait it out he's definitely gonna choke me

04:11as soon as this guy dies i'm gonna eat his chicken sandwich

04:14i'll eat it right out of his mouth

04:15so i've got this bad headache and i can like it's hurting my eyesight

04:18and i couldn't eat the chicken sandwich

04:20i just told him i'm like super angry

04:21oh that sucks

04:22that was the worst

04:23that sucks dangerous yeah speaking of food news though

04:26if you ever wanted to go to ihop but thought it was just too fancy

04:29yeah that's what i always say

04:31i've often thought that

04:32too fancy

04:32yeah

04:33too fancy

04:35what am i a Rockefeller

04:36yeah

04:36ihop just announced it's gonna be opening a new fast food chain called flipped

04:40basically it'll serve the same stuff you get at ihop just in a fast food style

04:45you will order at the counter

04:46limited menu but you'll get the food as quickly as possible

04:49i'm flipped

04:51i'm going flipped

04:52i'm just trying to rip it again

04:54i'm not going to give me a flip

04:55hey

04:56this happened to me

04:57i'm just right next to you

04:58a little flip

04:59would you like to try a pancake bar

05:02give me the pancakes

05:03just put some

05:05did you say pancakes with soy sauce

05:07no i said please put it in a soy

05:10oh my

05:11chocolate cap

05:12i don't

05:14i want a little face of chocolate

05:15there's no reason

05:16i want a little face of chocolate

05:18is that too much

05:19god damn it

05:20the bathroom's back there sir

05:22what i don't need a bathroom

05:24i want a little face of chocolate

05:26you're saying that you have to take a

05:27you know what

05:28so you can go back there and do it

05:31if i don't get a pancake

05:32with a little face of chocolate

05:34i'm not going to give you spankings

05:35spankings

05:37spankings

05:38listen you stupid whore

05:40that always comes out clear

05:43i don't want any spankings

05:45i want some pankings

05:46with a little face of chocolate

05:48we have a guy here

05:50he's been in some kind of accident

05:51or overdid it with some kind of drug

05:53and he's asking for spankings

05:55and says he needs to take a giant chocolate

05:57you know what

05:58in the bathroom

06:00i didn't say that

06:01he's screaming

06:03he called me clearly a whore

06:04look at that part

06:06yeah

06:07and i'm a man

06:08it's the one word that just rolls off his numb tongue

06:10whore

06:11no matter what surgery i've had

06:13i can always say whore

06:14maybe he's not getting that shit

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06:17and if he wakes up from surgery

06:19he's like

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06:20he's coming too

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